[GOSS Spin Off] The Coup of SS

[Subb]

Hello and welcome to the Coup of SS! Here you can find a simulated takeover of the site from it's incompetent administration.

Rules;

1. All former GOSS characters are eligible to take part, and as it's not canon, dead ones can be resurrected.
2. New characters can be created as well.
3. No limits, feel free to be as nonsensical as you want.
4. Have fun!

*-*THIS JUST IN*-*
CAPITALISTIAN HAS JUST DECLARED WAR ON SOULISTAN, KNOWN FOR ALLOWING CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY TO OCCUR WITHIN THEIR BORDERS.

CAPITALISTIAN ISSUES A PLEA TO ALL NATIONS TO SET ASIDE DIFFERENCES TO RID THIS SCOURGE FROM THE PLANET.

CAPITALISTIAN IS WILLING TO USE ANY AND ALL OPTIONS, INCLUDING NUCLEAR AND CHEMICAL WARFARE

WILL YOU TAKE ON THE MANTLE OF JUSTICE!?!?!

[James Comey]

SAN ZUSI - In a massive presidential rally, President Marcos Bashir Gemayel of Hansgrohia addressed his supporters and the nation in a sudden and urgent speech after the nation was potentially threatened by Soulrise and Steveheinista, and has assured that the nation will proclaim victory, no matter what.

"This utter circus show MUST COME TO AN END", he yelled in fervent passion, as the crowd cheered, and the nation flag waved. "We, as Hansgrohians, have fought foreign encroachment before, but this is something special. We will NOT let our allies be MOLESTED by this threat show, we will STAND STRONG, because we have UNITED AS ONE, and are rising, as one".

This comes amid military tensions that Soulrise and Steveheinista have began very aggressive foreign policy moves, including sanctioning and kicking out Gwedin and Uritogyiland out of the School Survival Union, which has existed for nearly a century.

Marcos Gemayel's policies have included a much more aggressive foreign policy, which would include playing a larger role in the School Survival Union; Gemayel has travelled to speak to many leaders, including Capitalistan and Xcriteria.

Gemayel's foreign policy goals stretch beyond the School Survival Union, as he has looked to other areas to expand influence.

Stocks plummeted this evening as a potential war may damage the economy, and potentially hurt the nation. Gemayel has assured that "all diplomatic channels shall be used", and is confident in a resolution.

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The Grey House, Capitol City

McCartney, you need to get your head out of your ass. There is no reasoning with Soulrise and Steveheinista. Their little coalition is ruining the SS Union, and if we don't don't act quickly we'll have nothing left to salvage. We need to declare war now, so that we can fire missiles and mobilize troops. That's the only way out of this. -Mr. Jim

I... Don't know. I've talking with Mr. Gemayel, and he seems somewhat optimistic when it comes to diplomacy. I don't want to cut off any plans he has by making a preemptive strike... How about we give him more time? -Mr. McCartney.

Three days. If no progress is made in three days, Steveheinista burns. -Mr. Jim.

[James Comey]

Mr. McCartney, the President, Bashir Marcos Gemayel, would like to arrange an urgent summit in order to deal with this co-shared national security "issue".

The President wishes you the best of luck.

-Jose Carlos van Steegen, Minister of Foreign Affairs

[Chanku]

-sighing, I pace around my desk- Why am I back here? I thought my existence ended along with the known universe? Apparently there's a Union now and there's been aggressive actions? Gah, I'm too old for this...why can't we just have the League back?

[James Comey]

Van Steegen: Mr. Gemayel, Stevenheinsta has been aggressing. It may be time to launch out full war. We had no response from Capitalistan.

Mr. Gemayel: Indeed. Aggressive policy will only work. We will leave the Union if necessary. Give the people a referendum.

[Chanku]

-contacts Mr. Gemayel-
Um, hello. This is Chandler of the Isle? I'm afraid I'm terribly lost. You see last I remember my universe was destroyed, there was none of this union non-sense...

[James Comey]

DEAR MR CHANDLER,

It's been a very long time, and a lot has changed. The universe moved on because many decades had passed. Things change. It seems your nation, after a while in isolation, has finally woken up, and is breaking the policy of intentional isolationism, after being part of the Dark and Edgy Nations for these decades.

The League was effectively renamed the School Survival Union, as it encompasses our continent (School Survival) on the many continents of the planet. We are sorry, but Hansgrohia had to take effective action to lead the nations out of disunity and despair.

I hope this clearly explains this to you, valued ally.

Jose Carlos van Steegen, Hansgrohia Minister of Foreign Affairs

(Breaking out of character: we basically restarted GOSS and previous history was effectively made moot. However, you can pick up where you left off if you'd like)

[Chanku]

(I know, I was entirely IC. I understood the reality)