queer school rules

[Mondasin]

Just a nice "friendly" chat bout weird or completely mentally challenged rules/policies that schools have, here is one from my student handbook.

Items Not Related to Learning: Students are discouraged from bringing any item that is not related to learning. Portal music or video players, hand-held games, expensive jewelry, and other personal items that draw attention away from learning MAY be confiscated.


in short the staff can take anything from you that is not related to learning.

[AWOL]

They can try, but not if you protest it. They'd have to physically assault you to do so, and you can take them to court if they do.

[LOON_ATTIC]

What about that girl who... hid her cell phone inside her pants and ended up with her phone confiscated, community service and some other shit?
I believe she must've gotten fucking strip searched.
Found it via google:

http://current.com/technology/89824140_ ... ttocks.htm
http://www.tomsguide.com/us/sms-text-sa ... -3492.html

[Mondasin]

Lunatic Wrote:What about that girl who... hid her cell phone inside her pants and ended up with her phone confiscated, community service and some other shit?
I believe she must've gotten fucking strip searched.
Found it via google:

http://current.com/technology/89824140_ ... ttocks.htm
http://www.tomsguide.com/us/sms-text-sa ... -3492.html

the comments to this story are not exactly showing the best human qualities. Most on the first link that I saw were saying the teacher was the good guy. Admittedly the fine was for lying to the police, but calling the police is the first place over a student texting is fucking stupid.

[Prince Rilian]

AWOL Wrote:They can try, but not if you protest it. They'd have to physically assault you to do so, and you can take them to court if they do.

You'd lose.

[Prince Rilian]

My high school had vending machines in the hallway but if you got caught with the food you bought from it, then it would get confiscated.

[fish20]

Teacher: I only assaulted her because she had an Ipod, AT LUNCH!

Jury: OMFG NOT GUILTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THE KID HAD AN IPOD!!!!!!!!!!!SHE MIGHT NOT LEARN!!!!!!!!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Loxor]

^

Logic.

[Mondasin]

the Logic of morons drunk with power that should and probably is illegal is still logic sadly.

[DragonDusk]

Reminds me so much of my old school. They would take just about anything away from you and even worse, the 3rd time they caught you, they would take it away for the whole year. Lots of kids actually had their stuff stolen from them from the school.

[Prince Rilian]

I'm still sad about the two hats I lost.

Here's a weird rule that my school had: Your shoe-laces have to be the same color. They have to both be black or both be white.

[AWOL]

Prince Rilian Wrote:I'm still sad about the two hats I lost.

Here's a weird rule that my school had: Your shoe-laces have to be the same color. They have to both be black or both be white.

I wouldn't last too long in your school.

[Loxor]

Don't accidentally hit a teacher with a rubber band. I mean what is up with that.

[Prince Rilian]

AWOL Wrote:

Prince Rilian Wrote:I'm still sad about the two hats I lost.

Here's a weird rule that my school had: Your shoe-laces have to be the same color. They have to both be black or both be white.

I wouldn't last too long in your school.

I lasted 2 years and 5 weeks at that school. But it wasn't their ridiculous dresscode that got me. It was them trying to fucking steal my property. I didn't stand for it.

[gore goroth]

What about all the rediculous rules about "weapons". They don't even have plastic knives in the cafeteria anymore. And also the constant servalence in the hallways and cameras and shit.

[LOON_ATTIC]

gore goroth Wrote:What about all the rediculous rules about "weapons". They don't even have plastic knives in the cafeteria anymore. And also the constant servalence in the hallways and cameras and shit.

Goddamn your school is fucking gay

[gore goroth]

Luckily, my school doesn't have cops all over the hallways and I don't think we have cameras all over the place. But ive heard of inner city schools that do.

[flann]

The comments to that article are pretty gay

ras_menelik
is this what spare the rod spoil a child protected us from, OK that's it if you have a phone up your............

you get the modern rod it's called The Taser( I hear BART is having a SALE! on some brand new ones not to burden the tax payer)

That will teach em.

Teachers will have to leave their 9mm in the locker to c/o a taser from the custodian



This MAY BE POSSIBLY CHILD ABUSE AND TORTURE. I DONT KNOW.






0 Liquidsoul
Arrested for texting at 14. Wow! This is your tax money hard at work. Sounds like she goes to school at a military compound.
This is clearly a violation of civil rights on the childs behalf. Shame on that school for over reacting to a non violent situation. If I lived there, I would rally people against that school board and call for a vote to remove those in charge
from their dutys and send them packing without benifits. That would teach them.
Oh wait, there is a smart one.


Most are dumb

Also, fish10, put some fucking indents so you don't make the page all fat

[Miller0700]

I have fucktons of em' right here.

[MG917]

We're not allowed to stop walking on the block my school is on, for some insane reason. You need to keep moving no matter what.

[LOON_ATTIC]

(12-16-2011 04:11 PM)MG917 Wrote:  We're not allowed to stop walking on the block my school is on, for some insane reason. You need to keep moving no matter what.

hahaha what the fuck do you go to, a gulag camp?

[.Manicrose.]

Quote:is this what spare the rod spoil a child

Ok, this is what pisses me off, when people misuse that statement. The "rod" was a tool used to guide sheep, dumbasses, not whack them on the asses with. Spare the guiding-tool, spoil the child. Jesus.

[Spiritus_Raptor]

I got Friday detention from 3pm - 6pm for doodling in art yesterday.

[Sunbourn]

(12-17-2011 11:50 PM)Spiritus_Raptor Wrote:  I got Friday detention from 3pm - 6pm for doodling in art yesterday.

Reminds me of the time I was suspended for running in gym class.

[aCol]

What does he mean by "doodeling"?

[SaintVicious]

(01-02-2012 12:37 PM)aCol Wrote:  What does he mean by "doodeling"?

drawing.

[Spiritus_Raptor]

Me and a friend were messing around in lunch the other day, and I accidentally hit him, he got kinda red faced but laughed it off, I apologized all was good. LOLNOPE. The "assistant" teacher (read: too fucking retarted to be a real teacher) took him to the office where they asked him repeatedly what happened and wouldn't let him leave until he told them, so he had to. So she called me down to the office and suspended me the rest of the day.

Also, one teacher can get you in trouble for body language. Seriously, she was pissing me off one day while I had a head ache, so I started rubbing my temples, reasonable right? LOLNOPE. She said she was going to send me to the office if I didn't quit the "Rude Body language"

[Mælstrom]

Here's my tale of moral buttfuckery: one day at lunch, me and my mates cleaned up our lunch table, and were walking away when our school's drama teacher told us to come back. She had found a piece of seram wrap the size of a small tooth on the table, and got butthurt over it. I clearly had headphones on, and could not hear her, but she waddled over to me and ripped them off my head(DESTROYING THEM IN THE PROCESS). I asked her why she had done such a rude thing, and she told me that walking away from a teacher's lecture was rude and ungodly. She thought that the garbage was mine! I told her that she was being melodramatic, and my friend Quinn told her that the garbage was his, but she raged. I had to go to the VPs office, where she made up a bullshit story about me. I got three detentions, and was forced to do community service. The conclusion: my school is filled with gullible, eco-Nazi moonbats.

[Luizao876]

(01-03-2012 02:22 AM)Maelstrom Wrote:  Here's my tale of moral buttfuckery: one day at lunch, me and my mates cleaned up our lunch table, and were walking away when our school's drama teacher told us to come back. She had found a piece of seram wrap the size of a small tooth on the table, and got butthurt over it. I clearly had headphones on, and could not hear her, but she waddled over to me and ripped them off my head(DESTROYING THEM IN THE PROCESS). I asked her why she had done such a rude thing, and she told me that walking away from a teacher's lecture was rude and ungodly. She thought that the garbage was mine! I told her that she was being melodramatic, and my friend Quinn told her that the garbage was his, but she raged. I had to go to the VPs office, where she made up a bullshit story about me. I got three detentions, and was forced to do community service. The conclusion: my school is filled with gullible, eco-Nazi moonbats.

Gotta love teachers that say " stop doing ungodly and rude things, like walking away, when the teacher is lecturing you!" and they destroy your things in a ungodly and rude way.

[LOON_ATTIC]

(01-03-2012 02:22 AM)Maelstrom Wrote:  Here's my tale of moral buttfuckery: one day at lunch, me and my mates cleaned up our lunch table, and were walking away when our school's drama teacher told us to come back. She had found a piece of seram wrap the size of a small tooth on the table, and got butthurt over it. I clearly had headphones on, and could not hear her, but she waddled over to me and ripped them off my head(DESTROYING THEM IN THE PROCESS). I asked her why she had done such a rude thing, and she told me that walking away from a teacher's lecture was rude and ungodly. She thought that the garbage was mine! I told her that she was being melodramatic, and my friend Quinn told her that the garbage was his, but she raged. I had to go to the VPs office, where she made up a bullshit story about me. I got three detentions, and was forced to do community service. The conclusion: my school is filled with gullible, eco-Nazi moonbats.

mother of shitfuck D: