My school's idiotic rules

[.Manicrose.]

Quote:Leggings or other form fitting pants (if you feel that you need to explain your pants, then they fit under this category) are not to be worn, unless with a shirt or top that is longer than the end of your arm when it hangs relaxed.

Ok, what? I go to an all girls' school, and most of the male teachers are gay, so what exactly are they worried about? That we might *distract* each other?

Quote:Students are not permitted to chew gum anywhere in the school buildings (including the field house) during the school day

Why exactly? Did the rulemakers just pull this one directly out of their assholes?

Quote:As a privilege, the XI's and XII's are permitted to go down to the cafeteria in the morning, if they are free. This is not a privilege that is extended to the X's or the IX's

Great rule, really, especially as over half my grade doesn't have a lunch period for 3 days of the week. I have no idea what they think they're achieving by denying us the only breakfast some of us might have time to eat, because we're in such a hurry to get to school that we can't eat at home.

Quote:Outside food is not permitted in the building.

Why, scared that someone wants to bring almonds or some other healthy snack because you feed us processed plastic Fruit Roll Up shit? It's like you want to starve us while making the food we do eat as disgusting as possible...

Quote:Food, other than water, is not permitted above the cafeteria, unless in the special case of a student who does not have a lunch period. In this special case the student may bring her lunch upstairs in one of the provided "to go" containers.

So I can't even bring an apple upstairs to eat to stave off starvation? Nevermind that the apples are green and shriveled and taste like they've been soaked in the toilets. Nevermind that there's no actual place to eat upstairs, unless you want to eat during class. WHICH WE ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DO. So basically you can only make use of this rule if you have a lot of free periods but don't feel like eating lunch downstairs. It's like they're trying to make these rules as stupid as possible.

[fish20]

I suggest you burn the school down immediately.

[Sharpie]

(04-27-2012 12:16 AM)Fish Wrote:  I suggest you burn the school down immediately, but not before slapping every teacher across the face.

Fix'd

[UnschoolShqiponjë]

I would get kicked out of that school so damn quickly it's not even funny.

I went to an all boy school and the rules weren't that ridiculous. Though students started ordering out a lot and the cafeteria owner (it was outsourced) got pissed and complained so they made a rule saying food can only be from home or the cafeteria. No one listened.

[Miller0700]

[Luizao876]

What a shitty school. My school isn't even that strict with rules. I just have to stay away from the security cameras and the inspectors, and I am fine.