League of Nations

[Chanku]

Alright, so no more biological Weapons I presume, hrm now what?

[Subb]

Well, the offer still stands, Orkania.-Mr. Adams

Well, there's been a lot of bans. Why not do something nice, like "Pizza on Fridays" or "Free Kittens"?- Mr. Lennon

Those are NOT international affairs, Mr. Lennon. -Mr. Adams

I know, I know. Just giving examples. -Mr. Lennon

[Chanku]

So.... what now?

[Subb]

I know! The Free Admission Act. If someone could die from an illness, injury, or condition they have, the hospital MUST treat treat them, even if they can't pay. -Mr. Lennon

[brainiac3397]

Orkania says no. We treat our people free only based on relative importance to the. Those who dont want to wait either have to pay out of pocket or offer servitude to the state(though their application must be accepted. The government/military needs a reason to have them for their servitude to be accepted).

None of this socialist stuff will be permitted.

[Chanku]

I vote no, only because we aren't here to force policies upon other countries, while we have a similar program, other countries may not be able to continue with that.

[brainiac3397]

Resolution:Burn down the League of Nations HQ when it gets too involved in domestic affairs.

[Heil_Kaiba8921]

(11-11-2013 03:40 PM)brainiac3397 Wrote:  Resolution:Burn down the League of Nations HQ when it gets too involved in domestic affairs.

Second.

[James Comey]

Alternative Resolution: League of Nations may not interfere with domestic policies in any way, but we mustn't burn down the building.

[Subb]

I get it. I get it. My proposal is shit (cries). -Mr.Lennon

No, no, don't take it personally. They just don't want people interfering with their country. You can understand that, right?-Mr. Adams

I-I guess I can. I would vote yes to Fantasia's proposal, but I'm afraid the meeting has drawn to a close. We shall be on a plane to Capitalistian soon. -Mr.Lennon

[Ky]

Next time we will discuss legislation that would bar the League of Nations from involvement in domestic affairs. Sea Land must be free to oppress its people for the great glory of the Emperor!

[Chanku]

(OOC: I must Thank SubCulture for closing the meeting for me, since I have school I won't be able to close the meetings. On Weekdays until I have a freeday)

[Ky]

The League of Nations is currently inactive as civil war ravages Capitalistian; this is not out of respect but for fear of putting all of the diplomats in one place during wartime.

[Subb]

Now that the civil war is winding down, I think we should resume the League of Nations meetings, starting today.

The issue at hand is obvious. What are we going to do with FASH, how are we going to protect Fantasia, and how are we going to stop SB-130 from being made? -Mr. Adams

TEDDY GRAMS! -Mr. Lennon

They were a fluke at best, Lennon.-Mr. Adams

[brainiac3397]

Orkania is still busy defining itself.

[Heil_Kaiba8921]

(11-23-2013 04:22 PM)brainiac3397 Wrote:  Orkania is still busy defining itself.

Similar to this effect, Blimpataria is just sitting here waiting for the day we have an all out war so that these dragons I bought can be worth it.

[James Comey]

NEW RESOLUTION: The creation of a security council with dealing with issues such as the Capitalistian Civil War, FASH infiltrators, etc. This security council can meet regardless of conditions.

[Ky]

Seconded.

[Chanku]

I vote for that.

[Ky]

The government of Sea Land would like to release an official statement as soon as the war in Capitalistian (speaking of which, why -stian? Shouldn't the suffix be -stan?) is over.

[Chanku]

(OOC: Yeah, IK, I'm not good at spelling)

[Ky]

(OOC: The funniest part is that no one has questioned it.)

[Chanku]

(OOC: Well, no one but you)

[Ky]

(OOC: I called them Capitalistan a few times, but I relented to their official name. Also, too late to change it; it's officially canon. And also funny)

[Chanku]

(Yeah, they could change it though)

[Subb]

(Barges in.) WHAT THE FUCK ARE Y'ALL DOING? SB-130 WILL BE DONE IN LESS THAN THREE WEEKS!!! WE'RE DOOMED!- Mr.Lennon

Please be calm. We can figure something out until we're all calm. Listen, we ran some simulation, and we predict that one SB-130 is released, it will only need four months until it's unstoppable. If they focus their efforts on one country... We would give it two weeks, at best.-Mr. Adams

(Breathing into a paper bag.) Okay.... I'm good now. Best case scenario, Fantasia will have just enough sanity left to celebrate Valentines day before it's inhabitants become madmen with weapons. WHICH IS WHY WE NEED TO GET OUR ASSES MOVING.-Mr. Lennon

We need plans. Now.- Mr. Adams.

[brainiac3397]

COFFEE BREAK!

[Subb]

Coffee break? A FUCKING COFFEE BREAK- -Mr. Lennon

Lennon. We have no time. What we propose is....
-A bi-weekly blood test mandate until further notice.
-Things like masks and soap be provided by the government.
-If SB-130 is found in any country, It needs to close down any and all transport to any other country.
There is no cure or vaccine for it. It mutates at such a fast rate that any cure made will be useless within the same day. And it targets the higher thinking part of the brain, changing and altering the neurons to make thought possesses unpredictable. It literally scrambles the brain, causing insanity. This isn't a joking matter.-Mr. Adams

[Subb]

Did everyone get that transmission?-Mr. Lennon

I think so. It's so much worse than we thought. And they have it working....-Mr. Adams

We do everything they say. We can't have this released.-Mr. Lennon

Wait, we should have a chat with this Ms. Watson.... -Mr. Adams

[James Comey]

I propose we develop invisible shields, that protect from SB-130. I heard Kraft Macaroni and Cheese is quite resistant to that stuff, our lab studies have shown.