Almost fail my chemistry test for being thirty seconds late.

[Sharpie]

So yesterday we have a chemistry test. We get to take the entire thing home and finish it, as it's a long test. I finish 90% of it in class and do the rest this morning before chemistry.
I'm hungry as shit, it's an hour after lunch but I didn't have much to eat. I get a hold of some Mac and cheese you make in the microwave, so I go and make it during the 5 minute break before chemistry. I come into class thirty seconds late and the teacher refuses to let me turn in my test because it was "due at the start of class" and "everyone else turned it in already" (yeah, thirty seconds ago! Big deal, asshole. Take my fucking test.)

He asks why I'm late and I tell him because I was making myself some food. He says "what's more important? Mac and cheese or your chemistry test?" and I reply with "I was 30 seconds late, it's not that big of a deal."

Nope. Not having it. He basically tells me to fuck off and that he isn't taking my test, and that we'll talk about it after class. I'm pissed at this point because now I think I'm getting a zero on a test that I probably aced, and I really need that good grade to pass the class. I sit down and enjoy my Mac and cheese like a BOSS and do nothing for the hour.

After class he lectures me about life and says I don't need to be in school. He tells me to drop out and move into an apartment with a friend. Then he tells me I don't NEED to graduate to be sucessful (NOTE: he preaches and lectures everybody about how you NEED chemistry to graduate and how you'll be a failure if you don't graduate, yet now he's telling me I don't need to graduate to be sucessful.LOLWUT?)

I tell him I don't have a choice, my parents would never allow me to drop out and that If it was up to me I wouldn't be in his class. He tells me I have a choice to be in his class. No, I don't. I already failed it once and am re taking it this year because you're a piece of shit teacher. Nobody gave me the option to not take chemistry.

When I tell him that if it was my choice I wouldn't be here, he says "good, so go away" then leaves the room and tells me to think about how I should talk to him about my test and to talk to him about it when I'm ready. At this point I'm pissed.

I was having a great day up to this point. I NEVER have good days at school. It happens MAYBE once a month. I was happy for once and in a good mood and this destroyed it.
But it gets better!

I go to my next class, newspaper, and sit there and try and calm myself down. After a while I get up to use the bathroom, leaving my still not turned in test on the table. I'm gone for 5 minutes. I come back, everyone went to the computer lab to finish their articles as usual, and my chemistry test is literally gone. Some cocksucker STOLE my chemistry test. It's fucking GONE. I then spend the next hour freaking the shit out, pissed off as all hell, and ripping apart my backpack and the two classrooms I was last in as well as the computer lab.
My test is nowhere to be found. I'm very stressed out because I highly doubt my teacher would believe that my test convienently went missing after our little argument, and I'm thinking to myself that I'm going to fuck up whoever stole my test.
Nobody in my newspaper class would benefit from stealing it. The people there either don't even have chemistry or already took the test and had it graded. Which means someone stole it to fuck with me.
I try to stay calm. My epic super awesome newspaper teacher helps me look for it. We both think that maybe my chemistry teacher changed his mind and took my test while I was in the bathroom. My newspaper teacher tells me he'll come with me after school to talk to my chem teacher about it and he'll back me up, so my chem teacher doesn't think I'm lying. (+500000000 respect points for newspaper teacher)

As this is all happening, the other douchefuck students are asking me constantly "did you find it?" or "where is it?" and "what's wrong?"

I'm the type of person that when I'm pissed or depressed, you NEED to leave me alone. I'm a severe introvert and need to be left alone when I feel that way. The constant annoying students, asking me 30 times each where it is, pisses me off further. People I actually like I can talk to when I'm mad, because I like them and they know me well enough to not ask the same question 35 times. Then there's my so called best friend acting like a retard and doing all this stupid shit. Either help me look for my test or leave me alone, stop talking in weird accents or shaking that damn rain maker around. This isn't the time for jokes, and you sure as hell shouldn't say, while laughing, "you look really pissed LOL"

NO SHIT, FUCKTARD.

Anyways, after school me and my newspaper teacher talk to my chem teacher about the stolen test. He sort of laughs it off and basically says "so what?"

At this point, I'm thinking I'm not going to be able to turn it In anyways, so it doesn't matter that someone stole my test and that I don't have it; I give up looking for it. Schools over and whoever stole it is long gone. It isn't in the garbage or recycle bins.
My chem teacher tells me to talk to my mom when I get home about "my attitude towards school in general, what happened today with your test, and why you were late and if your mom thinks you deserve credit for your test." then he wanted my mom to call him so he could talk to her about it.

My mom already knows what my thoughts are abou school. She already knows how I feel about it all and thinks I'm being over dramatic. I call her and tell her what's going on with my test and tell her why I was late. She says "of course you deserve credit for it" when I tell her he told me to ask that. I then ask my mom if she wants to talk to my chemistry teacher and she says yes. So I go and try to give him my phone so he can talk to her. He won't have any of it. He just absolutely insists on me having "a face to face talk with my mom about my attitude of school."
I've had a talk with her about that a billion times before, but he doesn't care. He won't talk to my mom. So I tell my mom that he refused to talk to her and he says "no I didn't."

LOLFUCKYOUASSHOLESUCKMYDICK

The next hour and a half consists of him belittleing me and being a Condesending douchebag. He pretends like he knows everything about me. And at this point I'm crying because of his thirst to belittle people, my low as fuck self esteem on top of that, and everything that's happened in the last two hours.

This goes on for about an hour. My newspaper teacher comes in near the end and tells me that things will be alright and tries to calm me down. Tomorrow I have him in my first period, I'm definitely going to talk to him after class and thank him for what he did today (helping me look for my test, trying to calm me down, backing me up when I told my chem teacher that my test was stolen, ect.) he really honestly is the best teacher I've ever had, I have a lot of respect for him and he seems to like me a lot as well.

I'm done, I just want to clean my tears and nasty snotty crap up and go home. I ask my chem teacher "do you mind if I stay in the room for a few" so I can blow my nose and shit without having to leave the room. (other students still at school would see that I've been crying and be cocksuckers about it)

He says yes. So I sit there and clean myself up.

Guess what he does?

He gives me the test to re take. Why? Because i "treated him like a human" by asking if I could stay in his room for a few.
I don't even know what to say. That's such bullshit. You belittle me for two hours and seem to enjoy watching me cry and do all this shit just to give me the test again because I asked a simple question?
Wow. Seriously, fuck you. And you wonder why I hate your guts? You wonder why every other student does too? Because you're a fucking cunt. I was just starting to come out of one of my depressive episodes, having a good day, and it got ruined. Every fucking day I put on a fake smile and try to act normal, dealing with assholes who think it's fun to steal a chemistry test and shitty friends. That takes A LOT out of me. Now I don't trust people in general even more; if I can't trust people to not steal a CHEMISTRY TEST, how can I trust them for ANYTHING?

All that bullshit just for "LOL ITS OKAY NOW CUS YOU ASKED ONE QUESTION LOL"

I think this may be the longest post I've ever made, so if you read all of it i love you (no homo)

[alexander144]

Sounds like a huge asshole. I especially hate it when teachers say how you're not forced to be in there class and to leave if you don't like it, yeah cuz that's a really viable option that teenagers everywhere haven't realized yet... Fucking cunts, good luck in the future though.

[RaiserZero]

Your chemistry teacher should be fired. He is an ass-wipe. What an idiot, he just hates you. No teacher is ever allowed to tell you to "go away" out of hate.

He is also a biatch because he refused to take your chemistry test for being 30 seconds late? The hell. What does it have to do with anything ? You were technically still at the start of the period. He is just acting like a douche.

And he is partially responsible for you losing your test. If he had taken it, you wouldn't have been in that situation in the first place.

[M3116]

What an ass. You depressed ME just typing that whole thing. I mean, he sounds like a hell of a conceited and fuckfaced guy. Clearly has a superiority inferiority complex of some sort, still what teacher doesn't? He keeps railing at you jumping from thing to thing, about his ever changing 'life philosophy' and all his authoritarian ways of making a student feel bad when all you're talking about is a damn chemistry test, THEN he actually thanks you for 'treating him like a human being for once,' and that's the ticket to a fair academic decision on his stupid sorry sad old part? Hmmmm... It's even more depressing that he got to see someone cry. I'll bet you that's exactly what he wanted. Do you know some people are like that? They'll scream at something just so they can be all nice to it when it gets all sad and scared. Another thing, I'll bet you he DID steal it so he could get you back in his classroom and rub your ass against his face and all that. Teachers do that ALL the time, and it's not just physical either, once in a blue moon it's an emotional thing and all but it's perverty as hell. Trust me, they do. I mean I am a girl but I'm sure it happens to anyone just the same, guys too. I'm positive, in fact. Anyway, the good thing is about the chem test I guess. The bad thing is you're screwed with this guy but you probably already know that then, and of course you have the SS and your teacher WAS acting a little bitch and blah blah blah blah blah, but I'm gonna tell you one thing. Complain. No joke.

[Sharpie]

I honestly think he has some kind of major psychological disorder, I could see it in his face that he didn't care about the situation and even seemed to enjoy it while my newspaper teacher looked like he felt guilty or bad about it when he had absolutely nothing to do with it.

Jokes on mr. Douchefuck though, all the answers to his shit test are online.

[HeartofShadows]

Damn sharpie you have a cunt of a teacher.
Typical douchebag on a powertrip with a big ego who chances are is too much of a pussy to be pig. Yeah I'm with everybody else and would try to get his ass fired to teach(get it lol) him a lesson in humility.

[1312]

I feel sorry for ya Sharpie.

I would have just quit at the time he doesn't give a fuck about stolen test..

[kelby393]

Sharpie, i am on your side forever!!!!!!!
That teacher is such an asshole, i dont know what kind of insult would fit him! (im trying to think of something!) i woulda jist gone straight to the office and dropped out right then and there, come what would. Fuck it!!

[SaintVicious]

Dont be late el oh el

[Luizao876]

Your teacher is fuckin cunt. He really deserves to get fired if he act like this every friggin time.

And don't worry Sharp, you have SS to support you in this bullshit

[Dirtbikemike]

I hate when teachers act like it's a federal crime to be a minute late. I HAD TO DO A FEW EXTRA THINGS BEFORE WALKING TO YOUR CLASS DAMMIT!

It's the absolute worst that the teachers don't trust any kids to just believe them sometimes. Really. I went a different route to your class and it took a little longer. You didn't start teaching anyway. Fuck off.

"BUT WHY ARE YOU LATE TO MY CLASS?"

So it's okay to be late to another teacher's class, just not yours? Okay prick/cunt.

[Stadium]

(02-09-2012 08:48 AM)Dirtbikemike Wrote:  I hate when teachers act like it's a federal crime to be a minute late. I HAD TO DO A FEW EXTRA THINGS BEFORE WALKING TO YOUR CLASS DAMMIT!

It's the absolute worst that the teachers don't trust any kids to just believe them sometimes. Really. I went a different route to your class and it took a little longer. You didn't start teaching anyway. Fuck off.

"BUT WHY ARE YOU LATE TO MY CLASS?"

So it's okay to be late to another teacher's class, just not yours? Okay prick/cunt.

Whenever I got my science teacher to sign my withdrawal form she was like, "You did work in THIS class and not MY class??"
She took it personally...I tried to explain to her that physical science just didn't interest me at all, but she couldn't comprehend it.

[Dirtbikemike]

(02-09-2012 08:56 AM)StadiumArcadium Wrote:  Whenever I got my science teacher to sign my withdrawal form she was like, "You did work in THIS class and not MY class??"
She took it personally...I tried to explain to her that physical science just didn't interest me at all, but she couldn't comprehend it.

Oh I hate that. "Why do you do work for these other classes but not mine?" I don't care about your class. It's boring and worthless. The others I actually like in some way.