No food!? Fuck you!

[Dirtbikemike]

Apparently since some idiots don't know where trash goes and they throw food into the recycle bin, our school isn't allowing us to eat during class.

I'm making it a mission to get 1933518 detentions (or whatever the punishment is) on behalf of basic human rights arguing, "If I'm hungry, I have the right to eat."

Gonna shoot down teachers like Russian MiG 21s.

[Mælstrom]

Punishing the masses for the actions of one has always been a favorite of schools. You want me to come with you on your killing spree ?

[1312]

We aren't even allowed to chew gum, drink or eat at all during lessons...

[RandomTroll]

Same here, no eating, drinking or anything during lessons, only during breaks.

[aCol]

Not allowed to drink or eat here, but doin it anyways. Turn your classroom into a fucking banquet.
Eat, invite them to eat with you, and when they piss you off shut them up. It's a easy concept!

[Stadium]

We aren't allowed to eat or drink. Gum depends on the teacher.
People that get hungry eat anyway, they are just stealthy about it.

[Dirtbikemike]

I'm hosting a banquet 6th period and the shooting is at the end of 9th period when everyone is in the hall.

Participants needed.

[McGee!]

6 foot subs anyone?

[Dirtbikemike]

I like the 1911 or the Desert Eagle. Someone get a few

[Mælstrom]

Can I bring my katana?

[Dirtbikemike]

Yes, but be careful around tasers. You won't have the range that they have.

[aCol]

Tasers only work if your clothes aren't resistant against electricity. Being tasered would be his own fault, for not preparing enough.

I'd advise you to plant a bomb somewhere, where every teacher would go. They'll think "FUCK I IZ IN SAFE ZONE", then BOOOM! no, you aren't.

[Dirtbikemike]

Iz safe he-- WHAT THE FU-- BOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

[UnschoolShqiponjë]

Our school banned the bringing in of outside fast food because the cafeteria company complained about it. They made shitty expensive food so people started going elsewhere for food like Cluck_U chicken or Dominoes.... they banned it and made it a 4/4 (4 detentions and 4 demerits, mind you 16 demerits equaled expulsion).

We were never allowed to eat in class or anywhere but the cafeteria or outside.

[Dirtbikemike]

Take the expulsion so you can go to a different school with some rights.

[aCol]

Unschool, that is monopolism. It might be theoretically possible to sue the school for that

[Avi-Bird]

(01-31-2012 02:23 AM)aCol Wrote:  Not allowed to drink or eat here, but doin it anyways. Turn your classroom into a fucking banquet.
Eat, invite them to eat with you, and when they piss you off shut them up. It's a easy concept!

I lol'ed so hard at this. really. like. bring in a FUCK load of food and invite people over. XD

[Sapphire Flames]

What the flying fuck...

I've seen a LOT of threads around here where kids have gotten rights taken away we never had... we've NEVER been allowed to have any food or drink outside of the cafeteria, no gum on school campus either.

[OasisxPoisonxProdigy]

Here are my school's rules regarding food,
Only seniors and people who live within a mile radius can get an offcampus pass, (very rarely anyone does follow, and lots of people go to In-n-out ,which the founder went to my school a really long time ago)
We are not supposed to eat in classes but lots of my teachers don't give a fuck about stupid rules because many of us are really busy with clubs and crap.
Our cafeterria makes have atleast 1 drink (regular milk or soy milk they throw flavored milk because "it contained too much sugar), only like 5 grams more than regular milk), one entree (the meat section, often times the size of my palm, which is tiny considering my hands are like the same size as an elementary school kid) and one really messed fruit/side dish.

[flann]

In my block schedule, I always eat a power bar in SSR (silent reading basically). That's every day. Then I eat a snack in 4th or 8th.

They don't know though, but having some sugar disorder (hypoglycemia or something) kinda puts a need for the food I eat. Sadly It'd be against the rules to. But screw that.

[LOON_ATTIC]

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[UnschoolShqiponjë]

(02-01-2012 06:18 AM)Dirtbikemike Wrote:  Take the expulsion so you can go to a different school with some rights.

It happened around 6 years ago haha I tried to get fellow students to rebel openly... but we just did so sneakily. We would have the delivery guys deliver to the street behind the school.