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blonde jokes

what do you call a blonde with pigtails? A blowjob with handlebars.
Whats a blondes favourite nursery rhyme? humpme dumpme.
How do you kill a blonde? stick a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
Why dont blondes wear miniskirts in winter? they are afraid their lips will freeze.
What did the blonde say when she opened the box of cheerios? Yay donut seeds!
Whats the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? slap a mosquito is stops sucking.
What do you tell a blonde with 2 black eyes? nothing you already told her twice.
How do you tell if a blondes had a bad day? her tampon is behind her ear and she cant find her pencil.
Whats even more stupid than a brunette building a house under water? a blonde trying to burn it down!
What do you call a dead blonde in the closet? last years hide and seek winner.
What do you get if you cross a turtle and a blonde? an even slower thinker!
What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear? thanks for the refill.
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair? Artificial intelligence.
What do you give the blonde who has everthing? Penicillin.
What do you call a blonde standing on her head? a brunette with bad breath.
What do brittany spears and a barbie doll have in common? they are both blonde both brain dead and both made of plastic!

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07-12-2008 12:42 AM
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Re: blonde jokes

nice i got a couple lulz out of them
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07-15-2008 10:08 PM
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Re: blonde jokes

Here's a joke: Intelligent Blond
07-16-2008 06:59 PM
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hey guys what does a blonde look good with behind he ears........................ her ankles!!!


P.S lol nice joke casualty
07-17-2008 12:09 AM
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lulz, im reading these at school to a blonde freind who says, 'some of the stuff you guy's look at on there is disgusting.' she doesn't like the handelbars one.
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im surprised she got most of them
lol
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07-17-2008 04:49 AM
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so was i tbh, i had to explain some of them....
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"The irrationality of a thing is no argument against its existence, rather a condition of it."

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
-Ben Franklin

"when I was a kid I used to pray for a bicycle. then I realized that god doesn't work that way. so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness."
"I would rather die for something I believe in than live for anything else."
"What is the task of higher education? To make a man into a machine. What are the means employed? He is taught how to suffer being bored." – F W Nietzsche
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07-17-2008 05:02 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrt2q6Mpeyc
I think Buenaventura Durruti is a pretty cool guy. eh kills fascists and doesnt afraid of ruins.
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07-18-2008 03:00 AM
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Rofl Rofl Rofl Rofl Rofl Rofl Rofl
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07-18-2008 03:03 AM
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what was the video?
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"A 'no' uttered from deepest conviction is better and greater than a 'yes' merely uttered to please, or what is worse, to avoid trouble." - Mahatma Gandhi

"The irrationality of a thing is no argument against its existence, rather a condition of it."

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
-Ben Franklin

"when I was a kid I used to pray for a bicycle. then I realized that god doesn't work that way. so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness."
"I would rather die for something I believe in than live for anything else."
"What is the task of higher education? To make a man into a machine. What are the means employed? He is taught how to suffer being bored." – F W Nietzsche
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07-18-2008 03:15 AM
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a spoof of onstar called blondstar
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07-18-2008 03:32 AM
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Re: blonde jokes

Noo Noo Noo Noo Noo

How do you kill a blonde? stick a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

what's a scratch and sniff

What do you call a dead blonde in the closet? last years hide and seek winner.

wtf?
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COMMUNISM is when you have two cows, the governement takes both and gives you the milk
SOCIALISM is when you have two cows and give one to your neighbour.
NEW DEALISM (is when things go wrong) is when you have two cows, the government takes both, shoots one and milks the other but then throws the milk away.
CAPITALISM is when you have two cows and then sell one to buy a bull.
FACISM is when you have two cows, the government takes both and sells you the milk.
NAZISM is when you have two cows, the government takes both and shoots you.

I typed: "end of the world" into google and saw the hiroshima bombing and 9/11, irony much.
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are you being sarcastic? if not a scratch and sniff card is a sticker that doesn't smell of anything, until you scratch it, the sniff it. and the blonde wouldn't come out of the closet untilll she was found.
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"A 'no' uttered from deepest conviction is better and greater than a 'yes' merely uttered to please, or what is worse, to avoid trouble." - Mahatma Gandhi

"The irrationality of a thing is no argument against its existence, rather a condition of it."

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
-Ben Franklin

"when I was a kid I used to pray for a bicycle. then I realized that god doesn't work that way. so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness."
"I would rather die for something I believe in than live for anything else."
"What is the task of higher education? To make a man into a machine. What are the means employed? He is taught how to suffer being bored." – F W Nietzsche
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07-29-2008 09:24 PM
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Damn right sarah and fragile you must of had one hell of a childhood not to know what hide-and-seek is
07-30-2008 12:06 AM
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i haven't seen you round here recently mhsh? where you been?
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"A 'no' uttered from deepest conviction is better and greater than a 'yes' merely uttered to please, or what is worse, to avoid trouble." - Mahatma Gandhi

"The irrationality of a thing is no argument against its existence, rather a condition of it."

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
-Ben Franklin

"when I was a kid I used to pray for a bicycle. then I realized that god doesn't work that way. so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness."
"I would rather die for something I believe in than live for anything else."
"What is the task of higher education? To make a man into a machine. What are the means employed? He is taught how to suffer being bored." – F W Nietzsche
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