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Any awesome jokes? Theres probly something like this somewhere but as this is Random it'll get pruned...

I'll start:

They were taking applications for a CIA agent. Two men and a woman come along. The first man is taken into a room, and the interviewer says 'Now, your wife and children are in there, here's a pistol, go kill them all.' He goes in, 5 minutes pass, and he comes out. 'I can't do it', he says. The second man goes in, they hear talking, crying, and then after 10 minutes he comes out sobbing. 'I can't do it,' he says. And then the woman goes in. 'Your husband is in there, go and shoot him' they say. There's 10 seconds silence, then 6 shots are heard. Then the interviewer hears banging and clattering. He is confused, and the woman emerges covered in blood. She says, 'You bastards, you could have told me there were BLANKS in the gun, I had to beat him to death with a chair!!!'
02-04-2009 05:36 AM
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