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Leon Kinotolian Offline
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Re: Masturbation

Wow... This topic has come (lol he said come) far. Who'da thunk, right?
*Tentaclerape*
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Raikuron Wrote:Okay. I fail. DISREGARD THAT EVERYONE, I SUCK COCKS!
BaronVonStrangle Wrote:fox you should take everything mystery says with a pinch of salt

and by pinch of salt i actually mean you need to build a fucking salt processing plant so you have enough salt to dispell the bullshit
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I fapped to this earlier. Who wants to rape her first?

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Not me.
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MY PENIS ISN'T MOVING
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OMG
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I'll bet you did.
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"The irrationality of a thing is no argument against its existence, rather a condition of it."

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
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"What is the task of higher education? To make a man into a machine. What are the means employed? He is taught how to suffer being bored." – F W Nietzsche
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Gaiyara Wrote:I fapped to this earlier. Who wants to rape her first?

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Is this a trap?
*Tentaclerape*
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Rebelnerd Wrote:Avatar was an inside job.
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Raikuron Wrote:Okay. I fail. DISREGARD THAT EVERYONE, I SUCK COCKS!
BaronVonStrangle Wrote:fox you should take everything mystery says with a pinch of salt

and by pinch of salt i actually mean you need to build a fucking salt processing plant so you have enough salt to dispell the bullshit
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Re: Masturbation

MEGA BUMP

My fapping varies between 3 times a day to once every three days, and my record is 5.

Warning: Fucking nasty
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So I have a few notable achievements I'd like to share.

First off, my most proud moment was my first orgasm. I was in 4th grade (fucking young) and I fapped daily, but I never finished because I didn't know I could. One day I wondered about that tingly feeling in my pee pee, so I finished off. BAM, I hit the ceiling from lying on my bed.

After workouts sometimes I like to fap. Smells NASTY and feels nasty on your hands, but best ever. (I wear jocks and compression shorts, so they get real nasty)

I have an old shirt in my room I cum in. Maybe 100 in this one? It's my 4th one.

My last moment I'd like to share is the worst, so I shall put a hidden within a hidden. Hiddenception!
[hidden]After I got circumcised a while back I started fapping again. Whenever I would cum, instead of jizz everywhere I would piss, incredibly powerfully. That happened for like a week, then I took a week break and it was fine.
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Calra Franklin is possibly a whore. She does need to fuck off, though. I don't sue Facebook when someone insults me on Facebook.

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it just fucking rules. But it can lead to sexual disfunction.
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I wish no harm on anyone, but those whose harmful ways will not stop without the same harm.

It's time we kill this cancerous system, before it kills us and everything left of gaia. Rise from our immaturity and take back our autonomy!

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Masterbation helps you chill out. Societys that are more free to masterbate tend to be happier too.


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hatemylifeiwanttodie Wrote:it just fucking rules. But it can lead to sexual disfunction.

wut?
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God, dear God. I am not falling into the trap of putting my personal sexual habits on the internet for all to see.

On a side note, did you know that there's a small hair that grows in the center of the palm of the hand you masturbate with?
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Weswammy Wrote:Did you look?
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Nope. That's because I looked at, and used, my palm just a couple days ago. :troll:
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Mmm, flambéed vulpine.
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In all seriousness, when I don't fap for days at a time, I do notice a slight, but noticeable, increase in energy and motivation, at the cost of getting agitated easier.
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(11-27-2011 10:52 AM)Efs Wrote:  Our Army is more professional than Amerika. Smile
Except ours isn't allowed to have guns
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krissy Wrote:dessert fox
Mmm, flambéed vulpine.
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Dinosaurs died because you touch yourself at night.
Nothing wrong with masturbation, that includes anal masturbation. It's all good Biggrin
(01-10-2012 02:15 PM)Maelstrom Wrote:  Efs, your nihilism is beautiful.
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Quote:anal masturbation
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I find it humorous that the dog is like "aw shit" in response to "anal masturbation."
Umm... This is a very uncomfortable subject.
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thatdope1 Wrote:Actually if you stop masturbating, it will increase your sex drive, and you'll have the courage to start talking to girls, because WILL want to get laid, trust me. Stop masturbating, it will increase your game.
You know, I might just try this.
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Alucard483 Wrote:
thatdope1 Wrote:Actually if you stop masturbating, it will increase your sex drive, and you'll have the courage to start talking to girls, because WILL want to get laid, trust me. Stop masturbating, it will increase your game.
You know, I might just try this.
Get more game? That's if you ever had a console to begin with.
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I used to be able to do it 2 or 3 times a day (usually 2), though since going on two medications it's kinda been halved. Though since lowering the dosage on my anti-anxiety it seems to have gone back up to a tolerable level.
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.Manicrose. Wrote:
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It ain't that bad...
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