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Dead bunny throwing contest
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Dead bunny throwing contest

Whoever throws the dead bunny the furthest wins. Bonus points if it hits an old lady on the face.

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10-26-2009 05:44 AM
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Yes. This is a good idea.
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LOL,

we're all terrible people.

Anything that ever happened or will... one condition, it has to be amazing.

I gave her wings but she don't wanna fly no more.

I'm sittin' on the dock of the bay
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Lol, i know somone with a dead bunny.

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do we get a bonus if its a dead baby?

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cryptevah72 Wrote:do we get a bonus if its a dead baby?
Yes.

Heh, is it bad if I laughed even when my rabbit died barely a week ago? I'm sure I can dig it up.

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Dead bunnies can't say no
10-27-2009 12:14 AM
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MorikoElven Wrote:
cryptevah72 Wrote:do we get a bonus if its a dead baby?
Yes.

Heh, is it bad if I laughed even when my rabbit died barely a week ago? I'm sure I can dig it up.

Lol, that's quite bad.

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"The irrationality of a thing is no argument against its existence, rather a condition of it."

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"when I was a kid I used to pray for a bicycle. then I realized that god doesn't work that way. so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness."
"I would rather die for something I believe in than live for anything else."
"What is the task of higher education? To make a man into a machine. What are the means employed? He is taught how to suffer being bored." – F W Nietzsche
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random_name Wrote:
MorikoElven Wrote:
cryptevah72 Wrote:do we get a bonus if its a dead baby?
Yes.

Heh, is it bad if I laughed even when my rabbit died barely a week ago? I'm sure I can dig it up.

Lol, that's quite bad.

I'm a bad person! :waah:

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Nah, you're awesome ^.^

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"when I was a kid I used to pray for a bicycle. then I realized that god doesn't work that way. so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness."
"I would rather die for something I believe in than live for anything else."
"What is the task of higher education? To make a man into a machine. What are the means employed? He is taught how to suffer being bored." – F W Nietzsche
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random_name Wrote:Nah, you're awesome ^.^

And that is rape.

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Thanks R_N.

and that is rape.

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OMFG

and that is raep.

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psychopath Wrote:Dead bunnies can't say no
neither can fetuses...

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Well lookey-there: My post count just went up one! Go figure.
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IllusoryDeath Wrote:Well lookey-there: My post count just went up one! Go figure.
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So did mine...

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CrayolaColours Wrote:
IllusoryDeath Wrote:Well lookey-there: My post count just went up one! Go figure.
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So did mine...


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NO WAI!!!

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How spiffingly off topic.

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"when I was a kid I used to pray for a bicycle. then I realized that god doesn't work that way. so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness."
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"What is the task of higher education? To make a man into a machine. What are the means employed? He is taught how to suffer being bored." – F W Nietzsche
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What if I throw a dead poodle?

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Leon Kinotolian Wrote:What if I throw a dead poodle?

Extra points!

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"when I was a kid I used to pray for a bicycle. then I realized that god doesn't work that way. so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness."
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"What is the task of higher education? To make a man into a machine. What are the means employed? He is taught how to suffer being bored." – F W Nietzsche
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Leon Kinotolian Wrote:What if I throw a dead poodle?

Only you run out of bunnies to toss.

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cryptevah72 Wrote:
psychopath Wrote:Dead bunnies can't say no
neither can fetuses...
Quote'd.

random_name Wrote:
Leon Kinotolian Wrote:What if I throw a dead poodle?

Extra points!

I have a poodle to! And he is old, now all I need is a brick and I can win!

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This thread is lulzy.

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thats horrible! animal cruelty! just find a pregnant teen who doesn't want to keep it like a civil person for gods sake!

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cryptevah72 Wrote:thats horrible! animal cruelty! just find a pregnant teen who doesn't want to keep it like a civil person for gods sake!

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MorikoElven Wrote:Quote'd.

^_^ i feel special

I propose we all go to the nearest city and ask pregnant teens! There's always lots of them!

And, you should feel special. ^_^

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hehehe, this reminds me of a conv i had with my friend, if he hits me in the stomach we call it an abortion:

him: shut up or i'll giv you another abortion

me: sure, but what happens when i run out of babies?

him: hmmm...

me: i know! you should stand outside the abortion center and give teens the alternative cheeper way! make a few quick bucks, it's just like scalping tickets!

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I lit a dead kitten on fire then threw it into a retirement home, it crashed through the window and landed in the lap of an old lady. she then screamed, had a heart attack, fell backward in her rocking chair and died



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talent...or fate?

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TrueAnarchist Wrote:I lit a dead kitten on fire then threw it into a retirement home, it crashed through the window and landed in the lap of an old lady. she then screamed, had a heart attack, fell backward in her rocking chair and died



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tuff guy is tuff

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