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Scenes we'd like to see
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Scenes we'd like to see

INSTRUCTIONAL VIDEO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EW6BSTiB7Xk
For the lazy and idiotic viewer or TrueAnarchist, all you have to do
is simply post something that would never happen in a given situation.
I'll start:

THINGS YOU WOULDN'T HEAR IN A WAR FILM:

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11-15-2009 08:46 PM
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Re: Scenes we'd like to see

Baron Von Strangle Wrote:THINGS YOU WOULDN'T HEAR IN A WAR FILM:
I can't feel my legs! That's because your arms have been blown off.

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And that, kids, is the story of how France didn't surrender.

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Oh god.....My ass is where my arms were!

*SPARKLING* *DOUCHEBUCKETS.*
11-16-2009 02:01 AM
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DEATH TO ALL FANATICS
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Baron Von Strangle Wrote:THINGS YOU WOULDN'T HEAR IN A WAR FILM:
Welcome to France, surrendering since 66AD.

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I found out why it wasn't working! I forgot to pull the trigger!

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11-16-2009 06:52 AM
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Re: Scenes we'd like to see

Maybe if we creep up on the machine gun...

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"A 'no' uttered from deepest conviction is better and greater than a 'yes' merely uttered to please, or what is worse, to avoid trouble." - Mahatma Gandhi

"The irrationality of a thing is no argument against its existence, rather a condition of it."

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
-Ben Franklin

"when I was a kid I used to pray for a bicycle. then I realized that god doesn't work that way. so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness."
"I would rather die for something I believe in than live for anything else."
"What is the task of higher education? To make a man into a machine. What are the means employed? He is taught how to suffer being bored." – F W Nietzsche
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Me knowing nothing about war, I can honestly say I cannot add to this conversation.

But it's lulzy anyway.

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*laughter*

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"A 'no' uttered from deepest conviction is better and greater than a 'yes' merely uttered to please, or what is worse, to avoid trouble." - Mahatma Gandhi

"The irrationality of a thing is no argument against its existence, rather a condition of it."

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
-Ben Franklin

"when I was a kid I used to pray for a bicycle. then I realized that god doesn't work that way. so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness."
"I would rather die for something I believe in than live for anything else."
"What is the task of higher education? To make a man into a machine. What are the means employed? He is taught how to suffer being bored." – F W Nietzsche
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11-16-2009 06:58 AM
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Re: Scenes we'd like to see

Mein Fuhrer, you look good. Did you shave your Hitler-stache?

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What the hell are you doing taking cover for?!

The government didn't train you to play hide and seek behind corners now go out there and shoot somebody!!

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"It's not a retreat, it's a tactical advance in the opposite direction!"
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Baron Von Strangle Wrote:"It's not a retreat, it's a tactical advance in the opposite direction!"
The hilarious part about this is that I've actually heard it. I forget where, though...

*Tentaclerape*
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Rebelnerd Wrote:Avatar was an inside job.
For $9.11 I'll give you an inside job.
Raikuron Wrote:Okay. I fail. DISREGARD THAT EVERYONE, I SUCK COCKS!
BaronVonStrangle Wrote:fox you should take everything mystery says with a pinch of salt

and by pinch of salt i actually mean you need to build a fucking salt processing plant so you have enough salt to dispell the bullshit
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Leon Kinotolian Wrote:
Baron Von Strangle Wrote:"It's not a retreat, it's a tactical advance in the opposite direction!"
The hilarious part about this is that I've actually heard it. I forget where, though...

Chesty Puller at The Battle Of The Chosin Resivoir. "Retreat, hell! We're just attacking in the opposite direction!"

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Leon Kinotolian Wrote:
Baron Von Strangle Wrote:"It's not a retreat, it's a tactical advance in the opposite direction!"
The hilarious part about this is that I've actually heard it. I forget where, though...
Step forward Gordon Brown.

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Followed by some guy yelling the ever classic "GEEEETTT DOOOWWN!"


"That's what she said!"

Had to move on. Account is dead.
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