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The Fourth Church Of School Survival
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The Fourth Church Of School Survival
Figured I would rebuild our rein of terror
Sign up for a position today.
POSITIONS
-Supreme Ruler (Thought Criminal)
-Chef (Pieman)
-General (Amor)
-Priest (Vatman)
-Architect (CrayolaColors)
-Choir Director (magikarp)
-God (Zero,Soul Riser) Gods are fucking dildos.
-Cyborg Division Commander (leon)
-Head Of The R&D Department (MorikoElven)
-Elite Division Commander (The Desert Fox)
-Donation Collector (swift)
-Organist (lunatic)
-Phantom (IllusoryDeath)
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Pieman
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Re: The Fourth Church Of School Survival
...Oh..oh god...It's back...
Chef, as always.
" I never knew until that moment how bad it could hurt to lose something you never really had. " ~From the television show The Wonder Years
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Re: The Fourth Church Of School Survival
Highest Ranking Military Official, please.
aka - guy who has complete control over the military, and I shall also choose a second in command 
“The good thing about science is that it's true whether or not you believe in it.”
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Re: The Fourth Church Of School Survival
(I call being a priest)
Father Vatman speaking.
Come and provoke the vindication of my kiss. I’ve a heaven’s halo in my hair and damnation in my smile. The Lord will judge you at the end of time, but I’m far more immediate. I see the stain on your soul without that faint murmur from your deliciously supplicating lips. Part them anyway. I adore the whisper.
Lay all your prayers on me.
So the Padre is skimming thoughts right now; so many delicious hearts laid bare. I’m watching your posts as if reading a rosary, little pearls of humanity gleaming in the darkness; truth and life and dreams, your devotion matching my own.
And I am devoted to each and every one of you.
I’m listening. I hear your confession, scratch my intrigue in genuflection over my chest and bow my head in hungry acquiescence to the faithful. My passion for all mortal souls ripens the air like incense. There’s always love, you know. Love for the pounding of your heart, for the glittering tempo of life imprinted on a page.
I see the vaulting of your desires to the heavens.
I read the ashes of your contrition.
There, praise. Here, the reading of a lesson.
I see the adding of friends –tender little missionaries- and the formation of communities- stretch that metaphor: congregation- and in all a spiritual journey clothed in the temptations of flesh and sin. Pure consubstantiation, baby. The trickle of pure pulsing thought into connecting wine, and I drink you all nightly.
There’s the lattice of the confessional between us, the electronic network that glows like a screen. The criss-cross of light and shadow on your pretty skin seems like the penetrating blush left in the wake of the scourge. Bleed to me your thoughts.
My will be done.
Some cupid kills with arrows, some with traps.
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Re: The Fourth Church Of School Survival
I want to be the choir boy.
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Re: The Fourth Church Of School Survival
Can I be a tactician?
*Tentaclerape*
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Re: The Fourth Church Of School Survival
Leon Kinotolian Wrote:Can I be a tactician?
I shall make you second in command, you can lead the special ops cyborg division 
“The good thing about science is that it's true whether or not you believe in it.”
― Neil deGrasse Tyson
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Re: The Fourth Church Of School Survival
TEH CHURCH OF SS FOREVAH!
I retain mine old position.
I AM A THIEF IN THE NIGHT I WILL SAVE AS MANY AS I CAN
I KEEP THEM IN MY BASEMENT
I TELL THEM I AM THEIR MOMMY NOW
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Re: The Fourth Church Of School Survival
Someone pick a spot for me. I don't feel like thinking.
If someone makes me janitor, I swear to the flying spaghetti monster....
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Amortisatie Wrote:Leon Kinotolian Wrote:Can I be a tactician?
I shall make you second in command, you can lead the special ops cyborg division
NO ME
"There is no enemy, there is no victory, only boys who lost their lives in the sand."
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I wish to be leader of the Development and Invention department. Call me. TENTACLE LORD.
*SPARKLING* *DOUCHEBUCKETS.*
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The Desert Fox Wrote:Amortisatie Wrote:Leon Kinotolian Wrote:Can I be a tactician?
I shall make you second in command, you can lead the special ops cyborg division
NO ME
No no no, you can command some of my more elite soldiers, armed with whatever you want them to be armed with
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Amortisatie Wrote:you can command some of my more elite soldiers, armed with whatever you want them to be armed with
"There is no enemy, there is no victory, only boys who lost their lives in the sand."
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Donation collector, please.
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Organist, please
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CrayolaColours Wrote:Someone pick a spot for me. I don't feel like thinking.
If someone makes me janitor, I swear to the flying spaghetti monster....
 Janitor would be too cruel.
Ad-Monkey.
" I never knew until that moment how bad it could hurt to lose something you never really had. " ~From the television show The Wonder Years
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Re: The Fourth Church Of School Survival
Crayola, You are the architect.
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Re: The Fourth Church Of School Survival
Then who's our ad monkey that gathers all our followers? worshipers?
" I never knew until that moment how bad it could hurt to lose something you never really had. " ~From the television show The Wonder Years
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Re: The Fourth Church Of School Survival
oh geez not this shit again
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LOL
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The Desert Fox Wrote:Amortisatie Wrote:you can command some of my more elite soldiers, armed with whatever you want them to be armed with
Just don't make it too damn expensive, our treasurer is a pain in the ass sometimes
BTW, who IS the treasurer?
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Can I be The Phantom of the Fourth Church of SS?
Pwease?
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IllusoryDeath Wrote:Can I be The Phantom of the Fourth Church of SS?
Pwease?
Tis not really a position..what will you do? Just go round haunting people?
" I never knew until that moment how bad it could hurt to lose something you never really had. " ~From the television show The Wonder Years
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Pieman Wrote:IllusoryDeath Wrote:Can I be The Phantom of the Fourth Church of SS?
Pwease?
Tis not really a position..what will you do? Just go round haunting people?
So, what, the janitor will actually preform custodial duties and the choir boy will sing hymns?  Didn't know this was such srs business.
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IllusoryDeath Wrote:Pieman Wrote:IllusoryDeath Wrote:Can I be The Phantom of the Fourth Church of SS?
Pwease?
Tis not really a position..what will you do? Just go round haunting people?
So, what, the janitor will actually preform custodial duties and the choir boy will sing hymns? Didn't know this was such srs business.
You have no idea.. 
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Hmmm. Well. I still want that position. Yes, I shall lurk (pun intended).
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IllusoryDeath Wrote:Hmmm. Well. I still want that position. Yes, I shall lurk (pun intended).
Done.
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So, who shall be treasurer?
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This guy is our treasurer
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