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aaaaaaasd · 01-31-2010 09:39 PM

12 Tarmac Drive. An average Home. Belonging to an average man. His name is Robert.

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As Robert woke up, he thought that it would simply be just another average, run of the mill, unextraodinary day.

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Proceeding down the stairs, Robert knew nothing of the horror that would await him. It was a Saturday, and Saturdays are hardly known for their Shock and Awe.

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"What shall I have for breakfast today?" Robert pondered to himself. Indeed, so much choice there was for the first meal of the day.

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He proceeded to the Fridge and opened it, like a treasure chest full of foody goodness.

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There it stood, a tray with Milk and Cereal on the top shelf. WHY milk and cereal would be on the top shelf together on a convenient tray, no one knew.

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He poured the Cereal flakes into the bowl, listening to the pitter patter of the flakes as they flowed into the dish. Then, he proceed to add Milk, and that was when his life changed forever.

There was no milk in the Carton.

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OH NOES! There is no Milk! How can Robert have breakfast if there is no milk? Indeed, such a horrible thing could not happen to a nicer person! Robert began to think. How could he aquire Milk? He had no money because- well, he didn't have any at the moment, that's all I'm saying. How can he aquire some Milk for his breakfast, folks?

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Can YOU help Robert in his Quest for Milk?

(Basically what you have to do is suggest ways in which Robert could aquire some Milk. It's like an interactive adventure, sorta. The best suggestion or suggestions will be implemented into the story. The more silly, the better!)

AWOL · 01-31-2010 11:52 PM

He busts into his neighbor's house and... Borrows, some milk.

Ceiling Cat · 02-01-2010 12:34 AM

He goes to the countryside and milks a cow.

aerftghyjk · 02-01-2010 10:06 AM

Breast milk?

CrayolaColours · 02-01-2010 10:24 AM

He writes a letter to the mayor demanding for sum MELK HEAR.

jose · 02-01-2010 10:40 AM

steal some milk

The Desert Fox · 02-01-2010 10:44 AM

Fap into your cereal.

Sociopath · 02-01-2010 03:36 PM

<3 Sims 2

Also, I loved how you pointed out cereal and milk both in the fridge Razz

Anyways; go to the grocery store and then something epic

aaaaaaasd · 02-02-2010 02:29 AM

baaah

why must all of the decent suggestions involve making new lots and sims

Quote:He busts into his neighbor's house and... Borrows, some milk.

But of course! Instead of simply going out and earning a living like everyone else, Robert could just risk a prison scentence and rob a house!

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And who better to rob than that Cantakerous Bitch next door? Matt strolled out of his house (none of you suggested to first put his clothes on beforehand), and snuck up to the Kitchen window.

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"HUZZAH!" Robert cheered, as now his breakfast dream came into reality. All he had to do was open the window and steal the Milk! However, his joy was not to last.

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STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM

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Uh oh, Robert! The Local Police Officer spotted you looking into a window with only your Pyjamas on! This may take some explaining!

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What does Robert say to the Police Officer?

CrayolaColours · 02-02-2010 07:39 AM

I don't know, but why does he look like Freeman?

Oh, and I lol'd at the Oblivion reference.

jose · 02-02-2010 07:55 AM

tell the cop he was looking for waldo.

Ceiling Cat · 02-02-2010 09:35 AM

CrayolaColours Wrote:I don't know, but why does he look like Freeman?

Oh shi-

He'll be beaten with a crowbar.

CrayolaColours Wrote:Oh, and I lol'd at the Oblivion reference.

THEN PAY WITH YOUR OWN BLOOD

The Desert Fox · 02-02-2010 09:39 AM

Kick the cop in the nuts and run.

Colin · 02-02-2010 11:47 AM

"Well, officer, you see..." He then knocks out the cop by hitting his head on the window and puts on his uniform. That way, when he looks into a window with a police officers outfit on, instead of his pajamas, nobody will ask any questions!

CrayolaColours · 02-02-2010 11:49 AM

Colin Wrote:"Well, officer, you see..." He then knocks out the cop by hitting his head on the window and puts on his uniform. That way, when he looks into a window with a police officers outfit on, instead of his pajamas, nobody will ask any questions!

Win.

Ceiling Cat · 02-02-2010 12:04 PM

BUT HIDES THE BODY AT HIS HOME

CrayolaColours · 02-02-2010 12:17 PM

Ceiling Cat Wrote:BUT HIDES THE BODY AT HIS HOME

Also win. Add them both.

The Desert Fox · 02-02-2010 12:42 PM

And then he buys a plane ticket to Ghettoville and goes to tap the hot toaster named CrayolaColours.

Ceiling Cat · 02-02-2010 12:43 PM

In TDF's post: an overused meme close to be unfunny to the point of rage.

CrayolaColours · 02-02-2010 12:46 PM

Ceiling Cat Wrote:In TDF's post: an overused meme close to be unfunny to the point of rage.

I counted three of those.

(Actually, he's referencing to my rank.)

The Desert Fox · 02-02-2010 12:47 PM

Ceiling Cat Wrote:In TDF's post: an overused meme close to be unfunny to the point of rage.

In Ceiling Cat's posts: unnescessary amounts of rage.

Ceiling Cat · 02-02-2010 12:47 PM

I see an unintended Hotel Mario reference. Do you perhaps by any chance toast toast, lady?

CrayolaColours · 02-02-2010 12:49 PM

That was from Mario? Hmmm, explains a lot actually.

It was an SS thing long long ago.

The Desert Fox · 02-02-2010 12:49 PM

Ceiling Cat Wrote:I see an unintended Hotel Mario reference. Do you perhaps by any chance toast toast, lady?

Come to think of it, all toasters do toast toast.

Ceiling Cat · 02-02-2010 12:50 PM

You know what they say.

aaaaaaasd · 02-03-2010 01:35 AM

gah why did i think this thread would be full of suggestions as to what I could do instead of an argument

i am dissapoint

AWOL · 02-03-2010 06:58 AM

'Er... Well Officer, you see... Er...' *piano lands on police officer* * discordant piano noises* *<.< >.>* *steals milk* *drags police officer into basement*

Sociopath · 02-03-2010 11:34 AM

The Desert Fox Wrote:
Ceiling Cat Wrote:I see an unintended Hotel Mario reference. Do you perhaps by any chance toast toast, lady?
Come to think of it, all toasters do toast toast.

I'm sorry TDF, but toast doesn't go in a toaster, bread does!

HANK SCORPIO Wrote:gah why did i think this thread would be full of suggestions as to what I could do instead of an argument

i am dissapoint

"Err...I was...locked out of my house this morning while I was...taking a piss on the fire hydrant...my toilet was broke, you see." Wasntme

The Desert Fox · 02-03-2010 01:16 PM

TrueAnarchist Wrote:
The Desert Fox Wrote:
Ceiling Cat Wrote:I see an unintended Hotel Mario reference. Do you perhaps by any chance toast toast, lady?
Come to think of it, all toasters do toast toast.
I'm sorry TDF, but toast doesn't go in a toaster, bread does!

But what happens when you put the toast back IN THE TOASTER? AND ONCE THE BREAD STARTS TO GET CRISPY, IT IS TOAST, SO EVEN IF IT'S IN THERE THE FIRST TIME, IT'S TOAST!!!!11!1!11111ONE11!!11! KAPZ LOK KRUIS KONTROLL FTW

Sociopath · 02-04-2010 12:13 PM

Actually, it was an Ed, EDD, n EDDY reference

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