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Jackass McAwesome · 05-19-2010 12:55 AM

The Desert Fox Wrote:
Ceiling Cat Wrote:Also, save states are for pussies.
Elaborate.

Well, CC is a faggot anyway, but savestates do get abused. I suppose it's alright if you just use them to save instead of retrying on your fuck-ups.

The Desert Fox · 05-19-2010 12:57 AM

Jackass McAwesome Wrote:I suppose it's alright if you just use them to save instead of retrying on your fuck-ups.

'Tis what I do.

Jackass McAwesome · 05-19-2010 01:06 AM

Then there's no prioblem. Happy Zelda-ing.

The Desert Fox · 05-19-2010 01:07 AM

Jackass McAwesome Wrote:Then there's no prioblem. Happy Zelda-ing.

I don't play whatever game CColours was talking about, just what I use saving for.

CrayolaColours · 05-19-2010 07:32 AM

I was going to say, it's a bit hard to continue a game without saving. I save, like, every few minutes though, (You never know when my horrible luck will cause the game to shut off)

Jackass McAwesome Wrote:
The Desert Fox Wrote:
Ceiling Cat Wrote:Also, save states are for pussies.
Elaborate.

Well, CC is a faggot anyway, but savestates do get abused. I suppose it's alright if you just use them to save instead of retrying on your fuck-ups.

lolwho?

Ceiling Cat · 05-19-2010 07:51 AM

lolme

The only instance I did such thing was when using Nestopia and playing around with reversing time. That was win.

AWOL · 05-19-2010 07:51 PM

*COUGH*CC'S A SHRUB*COUGH COUGH*

CrayolaColours · 05-20-2010 02:07 PM

:waah: WHY? OH GOD WHY?

I spent about an hour trying to beat the weird ass octopus thing in that whale-thing's stomach. I FINALLY beat it. I saved afterward, of course, in the middle of a cutscene. I didn't think about that, though, until after Link was an adult (yum) and was going to see Saria again. So, my game an hero's, and I'm like "FUUUUUUUU- Well, at least I saved after I beat that octopus bastar... what? no. No. NO. NOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

Above: My exact words.

I didn't have any trouble with the final boss of that area, but it was the one where you had to circle around the thing. That shit is HARD on a keyboard. I'm about to fucking godmode it until I get to where I was, because that's some fucked up shit. That's two hours of my life, dammit!

Oh, and when I first saw the ReDead (After Link grew up), I was like Wtf

OMG ZOMBIES! But then I noticed they weren't trying to hurt me, so I thought "Hey, maybe they're like the Ghouls from Fallout!"

PROTIP: They're fucking not. I walked right up to it, and it started frickin humping me like a Jockey. I was like "OH SHIT" because it wouldn't let me go. Then my dumb ass got caught a second time, I was one fourth of a heart away from death. Then one screamed at me. I frickin shat brix.

My final analysis: I would rather fight five Spitters than one of those motherfuckers.

Jackass McAwesome · 05-20-2010 02:15 PM

*cough* wow.

Okay, the Octopus thing, the Big Octo- you can make him luv ur nutz to stun him, and circle around to him while he's stopped. It also makes him vulnerable. You can get him in one or two shots from a jump stab with a stick.

The zombies, Redeads: SCREAM AND RUN AWAY. But you better get used to seeing them. They've got a dungeon devoted to them and their ilk.

CrayolaColours · 05-20-2010 02:23 PM

Jackass McAwesome Wrote:*cough* wow.

Okay, the Octopus thing, the Big Octo- you can make him luv ur nutz to stun him, and circle around to him while he's stopped. It also makes him vulnerable. You can get him in one or two shots from a jump stab with a stick.

The zombies, Redeads: SCREAM AND RUN AWAY. But you better get used to seeing them. They've got a dungeon devoted to them and their ilk.

I know. Actually, my favorite way was the pussy way of just letting him bash into me and boomerang the shit outta him after. It just took too long going all the way around, especially with a keyboard (Yes, I'm using that as a crutch, that's not to say I'm NOT extremely fail at things that require patience, I think that's why I lost so much, I tried to take short cuts on my way around, and got stabbed by the spikes.)

A whole dungeon? Please tell me you're referring to that small thing I had to do to get the Sun's Song, and not an actual whole dungeon. I scream like a little girl (Ignoring for a minute that I am a little girl, in both mind and bra size.) whenever I see one.

The Desert Fox · 05-20-2010 02:34 PM

CrayolaColours Wrote:it started frickin humping me like a Jockey. I was like "OH SHIT" because it wouldn't let me go. Then my dumb ass got caught a second time, I was one fourth of a heart away from death. Then one screamed at me. I frickin shat brix.

My final analysis: I would rather fight five Spitters than one of those motherfuckers.

I shouldn't have laughed, but I did. Sorry.

Ceiling Cat · 05-20-2010 02:35 PM

HA. What now, zombie fangirl?
I somehow knew redeads will scare the crap out even of you.

CrayolaColours · 05-20-2010 02:53 PM

The Desert Fox Wrote:
CrayolaColours Wrote:it started frickin humping me like a Jockey. I was like "OH SHIT" because it wouldn't let me go. Then my dumb ass got caught a second time, I was one fourth of a heart away from death. Then one screamed at me. I frickin shat brix.

My final analysis: I would rather fight five Spitters than one of those motherfuckers.
I shouldn't have laughed, but I did. Sorry.

It's okay, I was cracking up the entire time writing that post. Partly out of insanity, partly out of lulz for my own fail, and partly at the fact that I really would fight 5 Spitters before a ReDead.
Me, upon experiencing a redead:

Hidden stuff:

What the redeads actually look like (PROTIP: They're not as cute as the above picture) also the awesomest picture EVUR:

Hidden stuff:

Ceiling Cat Wrote:HA. What now, zombie fangirl?
I somehow knew redeads will scare the crap out even of you.

Those aren't zombies. I thought they were at first, but no. They're the motherfucking antichrist.

Honestly, Oblivion zombies creep me the fuck out too. They're too fast for a rotting corpse with a limp. It's unnatural. Then again, I haven't played oblivion since I got over my fears and went from the most chicken shit out of all my friends, to the bravest. Who knows, I might play that game again and storm in an Aelyid ruin with arrows blazing,

The Desert Fox · 05-20-2010 02:56 PM

CrayolaColours Wrote:Me, upon experiencing a redead:

Hidden stuff:

I lol'd.

Ceiling Cat · 05-20-2010 02:57 PM

I fucking forgot the only worse thing than redeads.

HEY, LISTEN!

CrayolaColours · 05-20-2010 03:01 PM

I'd much rather hear HEY, LISTEN! HEY, HEY! LISTEN! HELLO! HEY, LISTEN! LISTEN! LISTEN! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! HEY, LISTEN! HEY, HEY! LISTEN! HELLO! HEY, LISTEN! LISTEN! LISTEN! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! HEY, LISTEN! HEY, HEY! LISTEN! HELLO! HEY, LISTEN! LISTEN! LISTEN! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! LISTEN HEY HEY LISTEN!
than SSSHHHHRRRRRRIIIIIIIEEEEEKKKKKKKKK RAWR BUTTRAPE!

Cilaos · 05-20-2010 03:32 PM

Redeads are blind though, put your weapons away and just walk WALK by, they won't fucking know you're there, I hear wearing the iron boots also works, though that doesn't make sense.
Oh, and they'll hear you if you take anything out or put it away near them, so if you're gonna kill them with stealth, make sure your first hit counts.

Jackass McAwesome · 05-21-2010 03:34 AM

CrayolaColours Wrote:
Jackass McAwesome Wrote:*cough* wow.
The zombies, Redeads: SCREAM AND RUN AWAY. But you better get used to seeing them. They've got a dungeon devoted to them and their ilk.
A whole dungeon? Please tell me you're referring to that small thing I had to do to get the Sun's Song, and not an actual whole dungeon. I scream like a little girl (Ignoring for a minute that I am a little girl, in both mind and bra size.) whenever I see one.

The redeads are easy compared to some of the sick shit you're gonna get hit in the face by when you get to it.

Also- do have have a 360, or at least a 360 controller? You can download drivers from Windows to use them.

CrayolaColours · 05-21-2010 06:24 AM

Jackass McAwesome Wrote:
CrayolaColours Wrote:A whole dungeon? Please tell me you're referring to that small thing I had to do to get the Sun's Song, and not an actual whole dungeon. I scream like a little girl (Ignoring for a minute that I am a little girl, in both mind and bra size.) whenever I see one.

The redeads are easy compared to some of the sick shit you're gonna get hit in the face by when you get to it.

Also- do have have a 360, or at least a 360 controller? You can download drivers from Windows to use them.

Wow, no shit? I'm gonna have to man up then, or at least not run away screaming. How about a bow and arrow, will that work? I'm good with that stuff.

Funny story about the controller, I was going to do that, until I remembered my brother fucked up the chord and now I can't hook it up. How much does a chord cost, anyway? He owes me one.

Jackass McAwesome · 05-21-2010 06:26 AM

I don't think you can buy a cord, sorry. Alternatively, you can get a PS3 controller and a mini-USB cable and do that thing that'll let you use a PS3 controller instead. Or, if you have a PS2 controller, you can buy PS2-USB adapters on Amazon for five-to-fifteen dollars- and they support two!

Just- don't buy a G-Force controller. those things SUCK.

Also, the bow isn't going to help except on like, one enemy that SPLITS UP AND MOLESTS YOU when it dies.

Might wanna grow a pair, dude, or you're fucked ;D

CrayolaColours · 05-21-2010 06:48 AM

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- Are you shitting me? I'm literally gonna shit brix.

I was thinking of getting an adapter, they have one for the 360 too. Which I'd probably get, since all my PS2 controllers have cords (just realized I've been spelling it wrong). Maybe someone I know has an extra cord.

AWOL · 05-21-2010 06:42 PM

Guys, just play the Sun Song. They get paralyzed. Although I was fucking terrified of these faggots when I was younger.

Ceiling Cat · 05-21-2010 06:45 PM

I guess I'm the only one who's still using one and the same PSX controller for just about everything, since 10 years. Laugh

CrayolaColours · 05-22-2010 06:52 AM

I just realized, I'm using a keyboard, therefore can't walk.

Jackass McAwesome · 05-22-2010 07:08 AM

tap tap tap tap

not be mistaken for

fap fap fap fap

CrayolaColours · 05-22-2010 07:19 AM

Will that work? I was thinking of doing that, but wont I still be running in short intervals? Or am I doing it wrong?

Jackass McAwesome · 05-22-2010 08:16 AM

Yeah, it'll work. Slow running intervals or not, it'll still work, if look a bit funny.

AWOL · 05-22-2010 01:34 PM

Don't worry, it still works. Although, you should probably buy a joystick.

CrayolaColours · 05-22-2010 01:47 PM

I'm trying to get my brother to buy an adapter, or preferably, another cord if possible. As he's the bitch that broke it. (Can't do joysticks, I'm more at home with a controller)

AWOL · 05-22-2010 02:30 PM

CrayolaColours Wrote:I'm trying to get my brother to buy an adapter, or preferably, another cord if possible. As he's the bitch that broke it. (Can't do joysticks, I'm more at home with a controller)

I love you. Also, Redeads, Sun Song, don't mix. Use this information wisely.

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