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The SS Reality Show 3.0
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The SS Reality Show 3.0

Basically, here's the rundown. We've been invited to go to Hawaii for a vacation, but on our way there, I sorta kill the pilot. So, we're going down, near an island... that isn't Hawaii. HAVE FUN AND DON'T DIE!

Pilot Wrote:Nice ass
Forgetting that I don't exactly have one to speak of.
WHAT DID YOU SAY?! *Stabs repeatedly in the chest, then kicks his balls* HA? WHAT NOW? WHAT NOW? ...Hey... you know I was just playin... right? You can fly the plain now... hello? MEEP
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Re: The SS Reality Show 3.0

*Shoots AWOL's kneecaps in retaliation*
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Re: The SS Reality Show 3.0

CrayolaColours Wrote:
Pilot Wrote:Nice ass
Forgetting that I don't exactly have one to speak of.
Mmmm, I prefer me some flat booty.....HEY WTF DID YOU DO TO THE PILOT?
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06-05-2010 03:25 PM
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Re: The SS Reality Show 3.0

...I killed him?
The Desert Fox Wrote:*Shoots AWOL's kneecaps in retaliation*
WE'RE NOT SHOOTING ANYBODY RIGHT NOW DAMMIT! WE'RE DOWN A PILOT!
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Re: The SS Reality Show 3.0

CrayolaColours Wrote:WE'RE DOWN A PILOT!
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And nothing of value was lost.
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((Any word about reviving me?))
06-05-2010 04:20 PM
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((I thought you were still alive))
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((Whatever. Void AWOL's asshole insta-kill if I am alive.))
06-05-2010 04:34 PM
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We're on a fresh start you dolts.

Anyway, *grabs the only working parachute* *picks up Elske* *jumps out* *launches parachute* *parachute works* *lands safely on island* *pulls out several revolvers and sits on a rock in case of any animals*
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Re: The SS Reality Show 3.0

((You can't just say an important plot detail like having only one working parachute. You are not a GM or anything like that.))
06-05-2010 04:49 PM
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It's not important, and people did it all the time in the other ones. It's important if I did something that would affect all your chances of survival such as detonating a previously planted piece of C4 after I had left the plane.
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((Taking the only working parachute does affect our chances of survival. Tell us one way we can still survive.))
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Piloting the plane so that it doesn't explode instantly? Honestly, there are a lot of ways you could survive this, use your imagination.

*notices wolf* *shoots wolf* *fingers Elske* *looks up at plane* *smirks*
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Re: The SS Reality Show 3.0

Well then...
If I am dying, I am at least taking AWOL with me.
*pulls out sniper rifle*
*aims at AWOL's head*
*holds breath*
Shot perfectly lined up...
*pulls trigger, sending the bullet straight through AWOL's head*
06-05-2010 04:59 PM
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But then you just imagined it. *Do you really need a freaking mech suit on an island? And no, you couldn't line a headshot from a moving plane going out of control*

*Uses a wingsuit so slow decent enough to swim away unharmed*
Hey, AWOL, buddy, mind if I borrow Elske sometimes?
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Wow... that was especially assholish... Inb4 "says the girl who killed the pilot"

Well, piloting an airplane can't be that hard, hell, the dude from Hatchet did just fine. And since I'm not leaving everyone to die like a select few CERTAIN ASSHOLES, I'm gonna fly the plane into the water. SOMEONE GET THE BOAT READY!

*Pushes pilot out of his seat and jumps in* Ooooh... a red button.
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*a bullet flies 20 ft to the left of me and hits a tree* I fucking love reality.

Anyway, you can borrow her if you want, but only if she consents.
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I seem to recall her offering to let me in the back anytime I wanted.
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Well, no use moping around. If I want to kill AWOL, I am gonna have to stay alive. I don't care if you got us into this mess, you are helping us get out of it.
*hops into co-pilot seat*
See that steering wheel thingy? Pull it to nose the plane up. Push it to nose the plane down. Turn it to turn the plane.
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To be fair, I haven't really been a dick to any of you so far. All I did was save myself with what I had available, whilst you guys can fly planes and have wing suits and shit.
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Yeah, but you suddenly went O LOL ONLY I CAN SAVE MYSELF THIS WAY NOOOBS!!!
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The wing suit just appeared out of fucking nowhere, it looks ridiculous.
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Yup...

You sure I can't press that shiny red button?
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*yells at the plane* GO FOR IT.

Raikuron: Why shouldn't I? It makes it more interesting, and forces you to be more imaginative/actiony.
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Don't. Push. The. Button. It might be a self-destruct or some shit. Just pilot the plane into the water. If you destroy my chances of killing AWOL by killing me, I will hurt you in the afterlife.
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CrayolaColours Wrote:You sure I can't press that shiny red button?
Lolno, you can't.
Raikuron Wrote:Just pilot the plane into the water.
Lolnotthiseither.
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*waves at plane* USE YOUR IMAGINATION, REAL REALITY DOESN'T APPLY HERE!
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Fuck it. I will have time to apologize later.
*pushes Crayola out of the pilot seat*
Approaching island...
*lands on the side across from AWOL's side*
There. We are fine.
*angrily storms out of plane*
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And then the military burst through the windows and killed everyone.
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The Desert Fox Wrote:And then the military burst through the windows and killed everyone.

Such is life in Moscow.

Anyway. *begins collecting supplies for a basic hut*
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