Insult the member above you

[Amortisatie]

Ur dad is gay, he watches you at night and has a camera in your shower

[psychopath]

FOK U! ME ANGRY

[Dark Soul X]

Oh no! The psychopath got his feelings hurt! What are you gonna do? Cry? Have a pissy fit? Both? Ha, emo bitch.

[Pieman]

DSX you're such a sorry excuse for a life form. You try to act tough, going around calling yourself some kind of deity, when really you're just a lonely basement dwelling Internet tough guy with nothing better to do than to troll random people on the Internet. You're a disgrace to the male gender. What the hell does DSX mean anyway? Why don't you just change your name to Betty and start wearing mini skirts and platform shoes. It would suit you better. You disgust me, you sorry sack of shit. Go die in a fire.

[Dark Soul X]

Pieman Wrote:DSX you're such a sorry excuse for a life form. You try to act tough, going around calling yourself some kind of deity, when really you're just a lonely basement dwelling Internet tough guy with nothing better to do than to troll random people on the Internet. You're a disgrace to the male gender. What the hell does DSX mean anyway? Why don't you just change your name to Betty and start wearing mini skirts and platform shoes. It would suit you better. You disgust me, you sorry sack of shit. Go die in a fire.

[psychopath]

fak u

[Dark Soul X]

If you say "fuk/fok/fak/whatever variation u" one more goddamn time I will ass rape you with a chainsaw with a blade that emits the flames of Hell itself.

[psychopath]

Dark Soul X Wrote:If you say "fuk/fok/fak/whatever variation u" one more goddamn time I will ass rape you with a chainsaw with a blade that emits the flames of Hell itself.

[psychopath]

FUKCX U OLL

[Dark Soul X]

*Ass rapes psychopath with a chainsaw with a blade that emits the flames of Hell itself*

Fuckin' warned you, bitch.

[Cilaos]

YOUS A BITCH

[Dark Soul X]

But at least I'm not a cum dumpster like you.

[Pieman]

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas. I’ll bet you couldn’t pour shit out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won’t go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
You’re a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?
Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.
You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You’re a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won’t have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.
And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral[size] equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meat slapper.
On a good day you’re a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient
in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
You smarmy lager lout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oink artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted
fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate,
noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid.
Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid.
You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond
the laws of physics that we know. I’m sorry. I can’t go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don’t have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.
The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn’t really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success.
True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us ”normal” people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are ”challenged” persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn’t have been ”right”.
Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
P.S.:
You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb,
evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive,
mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally NOT GOOD.

[Dark Soul X]

Hidden stuff:

[HeartofShadows]

Man if I met any of you fuckers I would cut you all up into pieces and send donate your bodies organs and all to hungry people in iraq and laugh as they die from the aids and fail contained within you all.

[Dark Soul X]

Muthafucka, please. If you tried to cut me, you'd be getting a bullet through the head, courtesy of the .357 Magnum.

[The Desert Fox]

*Facepalm* Oh lookie here *Draws .500 Magnum and blows DSX's mortal head off*

[Dark Soul X]

*Heads regenerates*

Fuck you, fuckbull.

*Blasts TDF out of existence with my S&W .9001*

[The Desert Fox]

*Chortles at DSX killing my evil twin*

[psychopath]

Faggot, that's not an insult.

[Dark Soul X]

Yeah, the emo bitch is right. That wasn't an insult at all. You fucking fail TDF. But then again, it's all you ever do.

[psychopath]

FOK TEH U!!111

[Dark Soul X]

That got old over three hundred times ago, psychopath.

[psychopath]

Dark Soul X Wrote:That got old over three hundred times ago, psychopath.

FUKA U FOK!!

[Dark Soul X]

Why should I even bother with you anymore? You insult like a retarded troll. Oh, you ARE a retarded troll. My bad.

[psychopath]

Dark Soul X Wrote:Why should I even bother with you anymore? You insult like a retarded troll. Oh, you ARE a retarded troll. My bad.

I'm a much more efficient insulter than you are. I manage to make you write a whole sentence by insulting you with only 2 words. You suck at this

[Dark Soul X]

psychopath Wrote:

Dark Soul X Wrote:Why should I even bother with you anymore? You insult like a retarded troll. Oh, you ARE a retarded troll. My bad.

I'm a much more efficient insulter than you are. I manage to make you write a whole sentence by insulting you with only 2 words. You suck at this

But my insults have much more snap and sting capabilities...Bitch.

[CrayolaColours]

Yer mom.

[MorikoMisa]

NU! YER MOM!

[CrayolaColours]

NO U