ZIM AND SOY!

[craxyguy562]

I got this idea from the song "Give Up".

Let take phrases from characters or anything else and put it through several layers of google translate than back into English and see what happens.

The title "ZIM AND SOY!" is "I AM ZIM!" translated into several different languages than back into English.

have fun.

[KFC Nyan Cat]

"It's Free" becomes "E Down."

[Dead]

http://www.translation-telephone.com/

[no]

It's bigger on the inside -> Es más grande en el interior -> انها اكبر في الداخل -> Es ist größer auf der Innenseite -> Il est plus grand à l'intérieur -> Het is groter in -> 它是在较大的 -> È il più grande -> यह सबसे बड़ा है -> それが最も大きく、-> Je to největší, -> Li se pi gwo a, -> Ĝi estas la plej granda, -> It is the largest,

I just happen to pick something it knows how to do pretty well...

[thewake]

http://ackuna.com/badtranslator

Original text:

"My cat is furry."

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The skin of the cat."

But wait, there's more!

Original text:

"Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I’d like to take a minute Just sit right there I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air"

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Now, this is what a life, I mean, here I am, just to sit for a while, I said, a man named Jan waited."

[craxyguy562]

"I love waffles" ---> "I like cookies"

[craxyguy562]

Last Friday Night

There's a stranger in my bed,
There is a shot in the head
Glitter all over the room
Flamingos in the pool
I feel like a mini bar
DJ went to court
Barbie Grill
This is Hickie or bruise

Pictures from last night
Full online
I'm screwed
Oh well
A dark solution clouds
But I'm sure it ruled
Shit

Saturday
Yes, the tables
And we took too many shots
I think we kissed but I forgot

Saturday
Yes, maxed out our credit cards
And kicked out of bar
Thus we arrive at the Avenue

Saturday
We were in the movie park
Skinny dipping in the dark
We then had a threesome
Saturday
Yes, I think we broke the law
We always say we're gonna stop
Op-oh-oh

Saturday
Do it again
Saturday
Do it again

Trying to connect the dots
I do not know what to tell my boss
Think City

File last night
We ended up on the internet
This was done I
Well
Chance of weakness
However, it is believed that the control
Some

Friday night last week
Yes, we dance on the table
And we were shooting too much
We thought, forget the kiss

Friday night last week
Yes, we limit our credit card from
Then followed the eviction of the bar
So we crash street trees

Friday night last week
We went on line in the park
I lean in the dark
I was a true love

Friday night last week
I think, yes, we broke the law
We stopped almost always
The war,

Friday night
I do it all again
and (back to do the job)
Friday night
I do it all again
and (back to do the job)
Friday night

T.G.I.F.
T.G.I.F.
T.G.I.F.
T.G.I.F.
T.G.I.F.
T.G.I.F.

Friday night last week
Yes, we dance on the table
And we were shooting too much
We thought, forget the kiss





W last[end]



Whoa... :O

[KFC Nyan Cat]

When you play Brutal DOOM, a booty snap will grow out of your ass. = Production growth is cruel luck playing up his ass jaw.

Shrek is love. Shrek is Life. = I love him in many people's lives. = The love of his life and his.

YOU'LL GET ALARMED, TO REMOVE THE VIDEOS = You can get video updates. =
You can download the latest movies. = You can also download the latest movies.


Hi, Billy Mays here for the Suicide Ladder. First you climb, then you die. = Hey, Billy Corn suicide here. Please enter your username and password, and then died. = Hey Billy pills to commit suicide. Enter your username and password, and then he died. = Hey Billy suicide seeds. Please enter your username and password, and your death. = Hey Billy suicide seeds. Enter your username and password to death. = Seed suicide Heibiri. Also, enter the username and password of the dead. = User names and passwords of suicide seeds before Heibiri the dead. = Before Heibiri suicide, enter your user name and password, and then dies. = Before the suicide Heibiri enter your user name and password, and died. = Death suicide heibir former Enter your username and password. = Before sacrifice Heiber enter your user name and your password. = heib is, enter the user name and password before killing. = Raise the ante-enter your user name and password. = Enter your username and password. Winners in the past.

UTUBETROLLPOLICE = "And UTUBETROLLPOLI

GORILLAS HAVE ALL MY COPIES OF WINDOWS 98 = Every copy of Windows 98 gorillas

I'm a teacher, do your homework dumb little dumb fucks. = I'm a fool to do your homework as a bit of fun, the teacher can.

[LadyKira]

Hidden stuff:

I'm not just hotter than you, I also just kicked your ass! -> 私はあなたが、私もちょうどあなたのお尻を蹴ったよりもほんの熱くない！->Sie sind, ich bin nicht nur ich als heiße getreten deinen Arsch genau richtig!->내가 바로 당신의 엉덩이를 입력 한 I는 뜨거운 아니에요입니다!->Ingrese su culo yo soy el que no soy tan caliente!->Inserisci il tuo culo io sono io non sono così caldo!->Введите свою задницу, я не так жарко!->Enter your ass, I'm not so hot!

.....?!

I'm going to make the world know I’m here… that somebody is passing righteous judgement on them.->Я собираюсь сделать мир знает, что я здесь ..., что кто-то проходит праведный суд на них.->私は世界を作るつもりだ、私はここにいることを知っている...誰かがそれらに正義の裁きを通過する。->Megyek, hogy a világ, tudod ..., hogy valaki itt, hogy ítéletet az igazság, hogy nekik, hogy én vagyok.->Voy al mundo, ya sabes ... alguien aquí, que el juicio de verdad a ellos que yo soy.->나는 그들에게 진리의 판단은 내가 있다는 것을, 사람 여기 ... 당신도 알다시피, 세계로 이동합니다.-> I told them that I judge of truth, people here ... you know, go to the world.

They call me Kira->Kira, please contact us.

[xcriteria]

From English: Homework brings the hell of school home.
To Bulgarian: Домашното носи по дяволите на училище вкъщи.
Back to English: Homework is the heck out of school at home.
To Catalan: Tasca és l'heck fora de l'escola a casa.
Back to English: Homework is the heck out of the school at home.
To Chinese Simplified: 家庭作业是学校在家里的名堂。
Back to English: Homework schools at home campaign.
To Chinese Traditional: 在家裡做作業學校宣傳活動。
Back to English: At home doing his homework at school campaign.
To Czech: Doma si dělá domácí úlohu ve škole kampaň.
Back to English: At home doing homework in school campaign.
To Danish: Herhjemme laver lektier i skolekampagne.
Back to English: At home doing homework in school campaign.
To Dutch: Thuis huiswerk in schoolcampagne.
Back to English: Home homework in school campaign.

And with 18 translations: "If you are in school."

[xcriteria]

From the front page:

"There is nothing wrong with hating school, there is nothing wrong with hating being forced to go someplace you don't want to and being "taught" things that don't interest you in ways that would kill you if boredom were lethal. "

8 Bing translations ( pretty close):

"Nothing wrong with hating school, if there's nothing wrong with a deadly boring hate is forced to go somewhere and not interested in doing things that you don't want to kill you to learn."

18 Bing translations:

"None, however, something of the wrath of God, went somewhere a little bit, not strange that mortelle, because you can learn how to kill."

35 Bing translations:

"But the wrath of God and kill the small aliens in such places, you will find out how mortell."

[xcriteria]

"What works for one person won't necessarily work for everyone. The point is: the choice is yours to make. And if, for whatever reason, other people refuse to let you make that choice, you will always find someone here willing to listen to you."

27 translations later:

"... This kind of thing. This is not required. Here you will find it, and what is, for some reason."

(Hey, SoulRiser, maybe we should use that... it's more concise )

[no]

So I did my favorite video game quote...

Hidden stuff:

Original text:

"Your rudimentary intelligence misunderstands, little monkey. We are not just a threat. We are your true undoing."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"High School, I understand, but they are not a threat to the intelligence of the solution to the problem. This entry."

Then I started doing a bunch of songs and poems and stuff. Some got cut off by the 250 char limit, so I tried to get it as close to a logical cutoff as possible.

Hidden stuff:

Original text:
"I am a man who walks alone, and when I'm walking a dark road, at night or strolling through the park, when the light begins to change I sometimes feel a little strange; a little anxious when it's dark."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"I was surprised that the Park Road to replace the bulb bed, sometimes you miss out on the audiovisual thought Apple."

Hidden stuff:

Original text:

"Some say the world should end in fire; some say in ice. From what I've tasted of desire I hold with those who favor fire. But if it had to perish twice I think I know enough of hate to know that for destruction ice is just as great and would suffice."

EDIT: welp, I butchered the words of Robert Frost. Shoot me.

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Some say that at the end of the world. This is the first light fire ice. But I want to see more exactemen damage the tape."

Hidden stuff:

Original text:

"I'm not a fan of puppeteers, but I've a nagging fear someone else is pulling at the strings. Something terrible is going down through the entire town wreaking anarchy and all it brings. I can't sit idly, no, I can't move at all!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"I'm a fan of but the other issue I see around town, but it was a terrible earthquake. I sit here, don't move."

Hidden stuff:

Original text:

"Well, I woke up today and the world was a restless place. It could have been that way for me. And I wandered around, and I thought of your face that Christmas looking back at me. Whoa! I wish today was just like any other day."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"... They want to shake the world of business today, Noel after a bad day."

Hidden stuff:

Original text:

"Do you hear the people sing, singing the songs of angry men? It is the music of the people who will not be slaves again. When the beating of your heart echoes the beating of the drums, there is a life about to start when tomorrow comes."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The jury was adopted for the ears of music? Spirituals 1 still only begins."

Hidden stuff:

Original text:

"There once was a psychologist Who made me feel more or less pissed He told me my head Might as well have been dead At that point, I slit both his wrists"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"How do you think that a psychiatrist or a green lawn. He Said. Die. (Jobs."

Hidden stuff:

Original text:

"How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man? How many seas must a white dove sail before she sleeps on the sand? Yes and how many times must the cannonballs fly before they are forever banned?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"White Dove in flight. Sleeping on the sand, it's almost torture."

Hidden stuff:

Original text:

"It must be hell to live in your brain: the rules, the lies, the cage, the pain. Your hatred of innocents drives me insane, no matter how long you take to explain."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Breathing Earth: policies in two cells, the cells in the rehabilitation center. He was angry and desperate for content associated with crazy right now and I try to explain."

Hidden stuff:

Original text:

"Philosophy's just math sans rigor sense and practicality, and math is physics unconstrained by precepts of reality. A business major's just a thing you get so you can graduate, and chemistry's for stamp collectors high on methylacetate."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Instead, it is used in the real world and the philosophy of mathematics. Mithilasitat general mathematics life chemicals, many of the characters are brought together in a large company, got the characters."

These two just for fun, since they're just a bunch of nonsense words anyway:

Hidden stuff:

Original text:

"'Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogoves and the mome raths outgrabe. Beware the Jabberwock my son: the jaws that bite, the claws that catch."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Borogov Kliach and Slith Gimbl shortly after his children Description: MIMS nail art."

Hidden stuff:

Original text:

"Oh freddled gruntbuggly, thy micturations are to me as plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee. Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes. And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles or I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts ..."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Honey and Torlingdromac Moon Drangl Vonting Bindlioordl Gobirwart Hobtiosl Gabliblochat Fridlid Blordlid Miktorishanz Grontbogl Lorgid you the meat in to the bone to where the Holy."

And of course, the obligatory:

Hidden stuff:

Original text:

"Fuck you"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Kiss"

[KFC Nyan Cat]

I'm the KFC Nyan Cat! = KFC Nian cat! = KFC Nyan Cat! = CFC cat years! = Cat of the Year! = Cats a year! = Chat this year! = Shooting a year! = This year!

Hi. Officer Dinky Hooves here for the YouTube Anti Trolling Force. = Hey, military deception officer's cap on YouTube khvuz. = The khvuz false growth army of little YouTube. = Women Khvuz army covers on YouTube. = These women had Khvuz YouTube. = Women Khvuz YouTube

[craxyguy562]

Dialouge from a tv show


Jeremie: This is no time for jokes! I programmed it to attack XANA’s monsters only!
Odd: Well…could you program some eyeglasses for it then?!
Jeremie: Huh?! This can’t be right. Did you do something special?
Odd: No! Except for firing a few laser arrows!
Jeremie: That wasn’t the smartest thing to do…

to...

Jeremie: This wn TIJ for jin grapa! I Angenfilod to semua Programmed ddawnsio Xana!
Odd: 乔 ... could you have programmed some glasses then 的 吧!
Jeremie: Ugh! This can not be good. Do you have something special?
Odd: Please do! Some photos exception of smoking laser!
Jeremie: This is not a good idea ...

[Chanku]

The Human panda....

10 translations later

...Kuma 猫

(also note that at times I had to pick a different language due to the fact that most languages would show that it later evolved into just Panda, however that was at around 5...

[no]

Wow.

Original text:

"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The pH of the nails and sometimes D & R boat khathu fahtagn Lu Lee cooperates."

[LadyKira]

(Some lyrics of 19-2000 by the Gorillaz)
The world is spinning too fast
I'm buying lead Nike shoes
To keep myself tethered
To the days I try to lose

My mama said to slow down
You should make your shoes
Stop dancing to the music
Of Gorillaz in a happy mood
->
Lose the world my mother dead high society Gorillaz shoe stop dance music Nike shoes.

[craxyguy562]

Dark Horse

Hidden stuff:

I
I
here
But, if you want to
What do I do then,
all

Venus
but of course
it is also

The play magic
Yes, you in the autumn
To achieve this, boys capable of this?
A dark horse you have
Are you ready, willing,
Weather whether they want to fight on,
But with so many
To return to.

Marking sign
I want to go back
that
There are birds,
and in the city
If you go

The child's palm
There are probably four or
Accordingly, these matters of all things, so that both
Me Everything

The play magic
Yes, you in the autumn
To achieve this, boys capable of this?
A dark horse you have
Are you ready, willing,
Weather whether they want to fight on,
Once (and love ")
To return to.

The play magic
Baby, (you know), the address of
To achieve this, boys capable of this?
1 ("horse" etc.), will come to thee resembling a dark horse
You (ready) from
Perfect Storm Storm (weather)
The (standard), and
To return to.

[craxyguy562]

Dumb Ways 2 Die

original-

Hidden stuff:

Set fire to your hair.
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear.
Eat medicine, that's out of date,
Use your private parts as piranha bait.

Dumb ways to die!
So many dumb ways to die!
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie!
So many dumb ways to die!

Get your toast out with a fork.
Use your own electrical work.
Teach yourself how to fly.
Eat a 2-week-old, unrefrigerated pie.

Dumb ways to die!
So many dumb ways to die!
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie!
So many dumb ways to die!

Invite a psycho killer inside.
Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride.
Take your helmet off, in outer space.
Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place.

Dumb ways to die!
So many dumb ways to die!
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie!
So many dumb ways to die!

Keep a rattlesnake as a pet.
Sell both your kidneys on the internet.
Eat a tube, of superglue.
"I wonder. What's this red button do?" *BOOM!*

Dumb ways to die!
So many dumb ways to die!
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie!
(Small pause)
So many dumb ways to die!

Dress up like a moose during hunting season,
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason.
Stand on the edge of a train station platform.
Drive around the boom-gates at a level crossing.
Run across the tracks between platforms.

It may not rhyme but it's quite possibly:
The dumbest ways to die!
The dumbest ways to die!
The dumbest ways to die-ie-ie-ie!
(Longer pause)
So many dumb - So many dumb ways to die!

Spoken:
Be safe around trains.
A message from Metro.

google translate-

Hidden stuff:

Hair fire.
Stick to poke the grizzly bear.
Evening about becoming obsolete,
Please use the piranhas private parties.

Stupid way to die!
In many ways, dead foal!
Stupid way to die - IE-IE the browser. !
In many ways, dead foal!

Get the beans with a fork.
Use your own electrical work.
Learn how to fly.
Two weeks of food not frozen pancakes.

Stupid way to die!
In many ways, dead foal!
Stupid way to die - IE-IE the browser. !
In many ways, dead foal!

Welcome to the psycho killer.
Safari is about to scratch the new.
Hat in the air.
A place where you can hide by using a blow dryer.

Stupid way to die!
In many ways, dead foal!
Stupid way to die - IE-IE the browser. !
In many ways, dead foal!

Rattle snake as a pet agreement.
Height of all Internet sales.
The ability of the adhesive tube.
"I do not know what the red button;!" * Boom *

Stupid way to die!
In many ways, dead foal!
Stupid way to die - IE-IE the browser. !

In many ways, dead foal!

Dressing like deer hunting season
Remove the stops are just wasp.
Standing on the edge of the pavement at the station.
Support vehicle in terms of platform.
All tracks between the platforms.

You can see a strong horse:
Stupid way to die!
Stupid way to die!
Stupid way to die - it is you. !

Most foal-foal is full of how to die!


Safety in all parts of the train.
Message of courage.

lol."Please use the piranhas private parties."