Teachers + pranks

[Gab3r13]

I have this really bitchy phillipino math teacher who always yells at her students. Anybody got any good pranks for her?

[Gwedin]

What good will pranking her do? Humiliate her?

[James Comey]

No, not that I know of.

This isn't really much of a "learn how to prank a teacher" forum, but rather a vent/support forum.

[brainiac3397]

Fill balloon with ethanol alcohol. Throw them at her. Toss in a zippo lighter. Get arrested. Go to jail. Meet a cellmate named Bob.

[Trar]

Pranks are fun and all, but they don't help solve issues or improve situations. In all honesty, your teacher is probably stressed out as much as you may be, if not more so; they have a bigger workload and the administration, teachers' union and personal life to deal with. They are human beings as well, and it's possible that she really does want to educate and help kids, but the pressures brought on her by the education system as it exists right now and the tendency of other teachers to either enforce strict, dogmatic rules on their students or just humiliate/yell at them could be taking their toll.

Or she really could just be a bad teacher. I've had one or two that were somewhat like her. Try talking to your parents or the school admins about her.

Oh, yes, welcome to SS. Complementary donuts are right over there.

(And I wouldn't set your teacher on fire, either. It would hurt!)

[James Comey]

Trar, where do those doughnuts and coffee come from? Are they from Dunkin?

[Trar]

Yeah, they're good donuts. I drink water though; can't stand coffee. Pretty sure it's for xcriteria.

[brainiac3397]

I got coupons. Epic savings. Lots donuts.

[James Comey]

A lot of the doughnut shops on the US West Coast tend to be local. We have no Dunkin over here, but it's all right, considering local shops are pretty good anyway.

[Gwedin]

omg what

I've never even seen a donut shop.

Ever.

Except in GTA.

[Ky]

Dunkin Donuts is opening more shops in my area. Good thing too, because lately I've been noticing fewer and fewer Krispy Kremes.

[brainiac3397]

(01-30-2014 11:23 AM)Gwedin Wrote:  omg what

I've never even seen a donut shop.

Ever.

Except in GTA.

Rusty Brown's Ring Donut.

[Trar]

Just Dunkin here in my corner of Maine. They've got one attached to the general store the next town over. (The next town as opposed to village, or hamlet; you need to pass through a couple to get there.) They've also just recently built an attached Subway. Dunno why; they already had a deli that sold sandwiches.

Haven't really been over there since winter started, actually.

[brainiac3397]

Not surprised. Dunkin is mainly found in the North Eastern regions in great numbers. Some towards the South and their numbers shrink as you head out west.

Funny how the HQ of Starbucks and HQ of Dunkin are pretty much on opposite sides(I dont know how exact from Washington state to Massachusetts) of the US. Its like Western American culture vs Eastern American culture.

[SoulRiser]

lol @ derailment

But yeah, I don't see how pranking her will solve anything. If anything, it'll probably make her even meaner because she's pissed off.

[(´・ω・`)]

And the Midwest is pretty much screwed. Krispy Kreme's everywhere. Although there are a few good local shops if you know where to look.

[James Comey]

Mostly local doughnut shops in California with some Krispy Kremes. Oh, and also a lot of Starbucks as well.

[Trar]

In-N-Out Burger is confined to the west coast/Nevada. Damn it.

And Soul is right. Don't mind the derailment, it's a thing of ours we do.

...say, what's the donut/sandwich situation in South Africa like?