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I dare you to look up porn on a school computer while the teacher walking past your desk.

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RE: EPIC DARE

Funny enough, I have a friend who once served the most awkward lunch detention. The teacher was watching porn on his computer and he told me he could hear the moaning from the video. Teacher got caught but wasn't fired. On topic, I don't think this would matter since porn is probably blocked.

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Stop jerking off to porn and whining and do something about it

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I find it more often its the teacher or admin watching porn than it is students. No solid data but hearsay often leans in that direction(though you could also regard the fact that students might enjoy spreading such rumors)

At least porn beats unprotected sex(unless you havent washed your hands in ages, and its been in places that are too horrid to even describe). Then again no such thing as invincible sex as there is always a danger.

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One of the teachers at my school last spring got fired for having pictures of himself naked on his computer. He accidentally showed them in class.

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^ Wow.
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Now kids, we will learn about the Civil War. This presentation will display famous figures of the war!
*starts slideshow*
Now we start wit-
Mr.Dumass. There's a penis on the screen
Now -studentname-, that's not a nice name to call Mr.Abraham Linc-OH CRAP
*Realizes it's his penis, evident by the ID he holds next to it. At least he was almost riht about the Lincoln part, since his penis is wearing a top hat*

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(06-14-2013 08:02 AM)Potato Wrote:  watch the fuq out, we've got an "intellectual" over here.

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I'm slightly paranoid to post this, but fuck it, if anyone wants to read about it, here it is:
http://www.contracostatimes.com/news/ci_...lary-stand

Not that I'm saying I'm planning on shooting up my school.

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(01-07-2014 11:48 AM)brainiac3397 Wrote:  Now kids, we will learn about the Civil War. This presentation will display famous figures of the war!
*starts slideshow*
Now we start wit-
Mr.Dumass. There's a penis on the screen
Now -studentname-, that's not a nice name to call Mr.Abraham Linc-OH CRAP
*Realizes it's his penis, evident by the ID he holds next to it. At least he was almost riht about the Lincoln part, since his penis is wearing a top hat*

ROFL. I laughed more at that then I should have.

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More like stupid dare.

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Also Braniac was there a King of Queens reference in the joke you said?

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01-07-2014 03:21 PM
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Yep.

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Braniac you get a cookie for the refrence!

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(01-08-2014 08:10 AM)Mr205man Wrote:  I think I have a way to get past. Scared as hell but I might do it

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