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(12-11-2013 04:45 PM)xcriteria Wrote:  

Watch on YouTube

In a book... or in a wall of text-and-videos... it's somewhere beyond your report card.

I knew this thread was gonna derail eventually.... I'm surprised it had nothing to do with "Anonymous Cartoon Character."

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(12-12-2013 09:25 AM)kfcnyancat Wrote:  
(12-11-2013 04:45 PM)xcriteria Wrote:  

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In a book... or in a wall of text-and-videos... it's somewhere beyond your report card.

I knew this thread was gonna derail eventually.... I'm surprised it had nothing to do with "Anonymous Cartoon Character."

Name one thread that doesn't derail or end up in the Fag Arena.
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Isn't that the spirit of School Survival? Derailing threads?

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I remember the show where they showed us the special effects on Star Trek TNG. I don't really remember that version of the intro, though. I remember Reading Between The Lions too; that was a Hell of a show as well.
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I don't know whether I liked "Reading Between The Lions". I know I watched it then and now when I was younger, but by then I was a fan of the Discovery channel and Military channel Razz

I think that episode had something to do with the enterprise becoming sentient in someway. I don't recall. I'll probably remember when I watch it again.

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If you find it on YT, link it here please. Memory Lane is a nice place. Pity the mortgage is too high.
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(12-09-2013 02:26 PM)brainiac3397 Wrote:  I'm guessing I wouldn't find a copy of Das Kapital(in English of course) in your school library?
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HELL NO. Now I'm gonna tell you a short story.
Ok, in AR I've lost my book and it is an AR book not in the library. So, I decided to read up on Communist theory by reading Marx's Communist Manifesto until I could find/replace my book. Not in the AR list. Anyway, I was reading it one day when my teacher asked me "Is that in the AR list?" I replied no, I'm reading this only until I can find or replace my AR book. Then I was yelled at and told I couldn't read it.

BTW, my teacher is a strong capitalist conservative, and I'm a radical half-communist liberal.

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Reading Between the Lions is a blast from the past. Right in the childhood. Ah, to be a kid without cable TV Razz

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(12-15-2013 08:55 AM)TheLiberal Wrote:  
(12-09-2013 02:26 PM)brainiac3397 Wrote:  I'm guessing I wouldn't find a copy of Das Kapital(in English of course) in your school library?
I'm gonna add in.

HELL NO. Now I'm gonna tell you a short story.
Ok, in AR I've lost my book and it is an AR book not in the library. So, I decided to read up on Communist theory by reading Marx's Communist Manifesto until I could find/replace my book. Not in the AR list. Anyway, I was reading it one day when my teacher asked me "Is that in the AR list?" I replied no, I'm reading this only until I can find or replace my AR book. Then I was yelled at and told I couldn't read it.

BTW, my teacher is a strong capitalist conservative, and I'm a radical half-communist liberal.

If a teacher told me I couldn't read a book because it wasn't on some list, I'd have flipped out, told them to fuck themselves and their backwards thinking, then just left the class and thus left the school.

If they don't plan on teaching me, then they can fuck themselves Ja?

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I'd wager there would be no Das Kapital in my former school's library. Plenty of books about alien abductions, though! Seriously.

Yes, PBS was a lifesaver with no cable TV. Hell, it's better than most of cable.

I was also fortunate I got to read a book during off periods in Language Arts. The World Without Us, by Alan Weisman, one of my favorites.
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PBS is great. Its like NPR but on TV(though I think NPR is still better). Course I always hated that one show that was meant to teach adults English. Made me want to shoot myself whenever my mom watched it.

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(12-15-2013 10:13 AM)brainiac3397 Wrote:  
(12-15-2013 08:55 AM)TheLiberal Wrote:  
(12-09-2013 02:26 PM)brainiac3397 Wrote:  I'm guessing I wouldn't find a copy of Das Kapital(in English of course) in your school library?
I'm gonna add in.

HELL NO. Now I'm gonna tell you a short story.
Ok, in AR I've lost my book and it is an AR book not in the library. So, I decided to read up on Communist theory by reading Marx's Communist Manifesto until I could find/replace my book. Not in the AR list. Anyway, I was reading it one day when my teacher asked me "Is that in the AR list?" I replied no, I'm reading this only until I can find or replace my AR book. Then I was yelled at and told I couldn't read it.

BTW, my teacher is a strong capitalist conservative, and I'm a radical half-communist liberal.

If a teacher told me I couldn't read a book because it wasn't on some list, I'd have flipped out, told them to fuck themselves and their backwards thinking, then just left the class and thus left the school.

If they don't plan on teaching me, then they can fuck themselves Ja?
I would have too, but I can keep my temper very well, lucky for them. If they weren't teachers (my dad flips out if I disrespect authority, even if he agrees with me) I would have fucking FLIPPED OUT.

BTW just about the student rights paper, people kept asking to see it so I let them (not disrupting class, keep in mind). Called up to the principal
for trying to "run the school", which running a student union, as I stated the day before to the vice principal (she is the one conveying this to the principal) this WASN'T doing. I was hardly given a chance to express my opinion, and at the end of the day my dad got me in some trouble (he told me not to write it but I did anyway) but he totally was on my side. More on that later.

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(12-09-2013 01:20 PM)xcriteria Wrote:  That's weird. So basically, it blocks you from reading a bunch of books, based on a test score?

What about books you find in a bookstore, a public library, online, and all that?

... not to mention other texts (articles, walls of texts, online conversation...)

No way to get credit for any of that, I take it?

Nope, no way to get credit for those. It's sad too, they're often really interesting. Maybe they could make ARs for certain websites? And you can take tests on books not at the school library- as long as someone wrote an AR test.

What I feel like AR is doing for some kids is making reading seem like a chore instead of an entertainment option. The AR doesn't bother me, I enjoy reading, however.
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In elementary school we had something like this.
We had to record page numbers of how much we read and what books we read. We also had to take NOTES on things we chose to read.It made reading boring and I hated it. Now I enjoy reading more since it isn't forced down my throat like it was in that and a giant summer reading project from freshman year. (Lol my wall of text earlier was a bit overkill, edited down to a few sentences and basically says same thing xD)
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Lol sorry about text wall. I ramble a bit much.
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We're used to walls of text, like those of xcrit.

But some form of structuring would keep my eyeballs from melting into a puddle in my sockets, then oozing down my cheeks in all it's white and bloody gooiness before slowly dripping audibly onto the table with a squelch.

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(12-19-2013 02:17 PM)brainiac3397 Wrote:  We're used to walls of text, like those of xcrit.

But some form of structuring would keep my eyeballs from melting into a puddle in my sockets, then oozing down my cheeks in all it's white and bloody gooiness before slowly dripping audibly onto the table with a squelch.

Yeah lol I realized I could say the same ideas about forced reading in a few sentences xD
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Sounds like someone saw Raiders of the Lost Ark. Which was an excellent film.

Also, just so we're still on topic: AR still sounds like shit to me (more or less).
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Same thing here. AR in my opinion is counterproductive. It makes reading a chore rather than a leisure, and I hate it when school makes fun things like a chore.

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My school would have a "monthly reader" award, rewarded to the student in each grade with the highest AR score(from those tests and getting points and what not).

It was funny because nobody from 10th grade and above ever did it, thus the monthly paper thing with name/score they'd post up on the board would always be absent of names for those grades.

I'd probably have one the "Greatest Reader in the History and Future of this School" Award, but they didn't have it.

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