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Provolone Cheese

Just got some milk and sharp provolone cheese at the deli. Mmmm, it's really good. And I have no idea why, but I'm getting a boner for no reason after eating sharp provolone cheese. Wonder why.

Now I'm gonna eat some chocolate cream pie mmmmmm. Amazing how I'm skinny as fuck with all the unhealthy food I eat.
11-12-2012 06:42 AM
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RE: Provolone Cheese

whats a boner? And chocolate cream pie... mmmmmmmm! You are lucky about getting to eat all that, the shelter cook isnow outta chicken (used up the last of it at dinner) and if she cant find a sucker to donate food, we are going to have to est M.R.Es. They are millitary food, although homeless shelters get deliveries of these from he old, decrepid soilders that cant fight anymore. Some flavors are fine, but others like the cajun shrimp jambalaya SUCK ASS! They come with a water activated heater for the food and a bag that water can be put in to be heated in there too. They generally come with a sugary desert such as crunchy cookies, or if really lucky m and ms, some kind of side like pretzles of potatoe sticks, crackers or bread, drink mix, and some kind of spread for the crackers.
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Provolone IS the fucking shit!

Also, do you really not know what a boner is and you are how old?

Its a fucking erection.
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Also, do you really not know what a boner is and you are how old?

Its a fucking erection.
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I know what an erection is but have never heard that phrase for it. How can cheese give you an erection?
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That's what I'm wondering. Maybe I can extract a chemical from it and market it as an aphrodisiac (sex enhancer).
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(11-13-2012 12:59 AM)zagix Wrote:  That's what I'm wondering. Maybe I can extract a chemical from it and market it as an aphrodisiac (sex enhancer).
You could make MILLIONS!
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Provolone is an Italian cheese that originated in Casilli near Vesuvius.
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