I fuckin hate detroit!

[Heil_Kaiba8921]

(11-13-2012 10:32 PM)SomeRandomHuman Wrote:  Hiel_kaiba, You asked me in a pm for a picture of me. You wanted to know if I have a nice ass. Of course I will ne creeped out. And zagix, obviously I will be at least a little creeped.

lol i know why you would be creeped out, i'm not that oblivious to women

[SomeRandomHuman]

School sucks balls! Today the teachers piled on the homework. I bribed a little old lady into doing it for me. She is so dumb. She said she would do ALL my homework this week for... A TEABAG! I found a whole box (the box is wrapped in plastic...she will never know!) in a dumpster. I gave her one, and she got working! Yippee, the box has 20 teabags, I can continue this for 19 more weeks! What a fucking sucker! There is no tea at the shelter, but you can go in the kitchen and make hot water. That old lady doesnt know about dumpster diving apparantly!

[SomeRandomHuman]

And at the doctors appointment, the doctor decided that an artery in my thigh was only cut a little bit, so I will be okay. And the cornstarch trick someone told me about seems to be kinda working.

[zagix]

I think that woman was just trying to be nice.

Also, don't be creeped out by me. I believe you when you say you're smelly, and I don't have a fetish for the horrendously injured (see sociopath).

If you want to see what I'm attracted to, look at the "I'm Bored" thread. I like my women hotter than my chili.

[SomeRandomHuman]

^for some ongodly reason, some people have fetishes for horribly injured. People were flirtin with me today, and it was creepy. Why did you say see sociopath? Does he?

[skateanddestroy]

(11-08-2012 08:53 AM)SomeRandomHuman Wrote:  

(11-08-2012 07:41 AM)zagix Wrote:  How much pain are you in?

A lot, but not nearly as much as most people would be in. I have a freaky pwin tolerence though, I walked on a broken ankle and completely ruptured achilles tendon for a few days, thinking I was fine. I would be in much less pain if I had accepted tje morphine shot the doctor offerd (I was in a lot of pain witch made me so cranky that I would scream "NO!" to every question he would ask me before he could finish asking). Next time I see him witch may be tonight I will ask if he could give me one.

move to colarado and chill out there and get some weed and relax

[Heil_Kaiba8921]

so we finally made it to the fifth page...didn't realize i was the first post on the page at the time either...anyways

Don't let Zagix lie too much, I have a source that tells me that he likes his chili to be just as hot as his women and that he eats the chili while hanging out with the women doing whatever it is that he tried to do with them

[zagix]

(11-14-2012 06:30 AM)SomeRandomHuman Wrote:  ^for some ongodly reason, some people have fetishes for horribly injured. People were flirtin with me today, and it was creepy. Why did you say see sociopath? Does he?

They flirt with you because you're awesome. Take it as a compliment. Even with a bad smell they talk to you!

[SomeRandomHuman]

^ In detroit most of us smell bad. But I smell bad even for somebody who doesnt own a shower, just one of those bags you fill with water, hang, let heat by the sun for a day or so and wash yoursel in an alley. Because I cant get my casts and bandages wet, I havent had a shower for a damn wile and wont tilk months from now. So yeah, I should takeit as a compliment that people still talk to me because I reek like hell.

[zagix]

Smoke some weed and the weed smell will cover the shit smell.

Smoke some nice ass weed baby, weed is nice. Ask some shelter people for some weed.

[SomeRandomHuman]

And at the shelter nobody has donated and food, so we have been eating MREs. This morning, a group of old soilders who are too old to do anything useful marched in the slelter. I screamed because they were in uniforms and had guns. I thought the idiot sent them to kill me! But they were just bringing shitloads of mres. The soilder handing them out felt bad for me, and he gave me the best one. He said it had candy. It was asian beef strips, fried rice, peanut butter, jelly, bread, chocolate toffee rolls, hot chocolate mix, apple cider mix. Fuck yeah, it was delicious. The heater was fucking decent. I managed to shove both packets (beef and rice) in the heater but the heater almost got busted. It was fucking delicious. I was talking with one of the soilders. He asked me about the ghettoness of the town. He was shocked when I ate the whole meal, said he thinks mres are gross. Gross? It was fucking good. I even suckerd him into sneaking me another. It was the same flavor. Fuck yeah.

[SomeRandomHuman]

(11-15-2012 07:10 AM)zagix Wrote:  Smoke some weed and the weed smell will cover the shit smell.

Smoke some nice ass weed baby, weed is nice. Ask some shelter people for some weed.

No way creepix

[AtheistLGBTQAnarchist]

So I'm not the only one fetish over girls in pain. Very strange how it works. No creepsta. By the way maybe you could crawl around the street and ask for some pizza.

[zagix]

Why the fuck not weed is awesome

[SomeRandomHuman]

(11-15-2012 07:52 AM)AmericanAtheistAnarchist Wrote:  So I'm not the only one fetish over girls in pain. Very strange how it works. No creepsta. By the way maybe you could crawl around the street and ask for some pizza.

That I could. Pretty damn good idea you have, I will try now.

[SomeRandomHuman]

SCORED SOME PIZZA! I was sitting on a curb when some dude (found ou he is the same age as me, 14) came up to me and called me hot. I was alarmed, but I decided to go along with it because I saw he was in a dominos pizza uniform. He was coverd in zits and was obviously searching for a girlfriend. I didnt want a boyfriend, but I did want pizza, so I went along with it. I basically told him my life story and can tell he is a big baby because he started sobbing. He works at the woodward dominos, and lives in a better part of woodward, kinda far from and certainly better then highland park. He offerd to get me pizza, because he gets $20 in free pizza every week, and has banked up at least $500! in pizza, he said. He put me in his car (he is rich, although the car is a rustbucket and the engine will periodicly set afire, most people in detroit cant afford a car). Then we ate together. He bought me a large pizza with the works, cheesey bread, mellow yellow soda, and chocolate lava crunch cakes! YUMMM! Wow, soo good. He then bought me another order of all the things I ate to take home. FUCK YEAH!!!!!!! YUMMMMM! He gave me his number and told me to call anytime I want pizza. I am so glad that he thinks I will be his girlfriend and am interested. FREEE PIZZAAA! HAHAHA! Everybidy at the shelter was so startled when I came back and got dropped off by a fancy car and helped in by a HIDEOUS looking guy in a dominos uniform and a bunch of free pizza. I explained the story once he left. YEEHAAW! FREE PIZZA WHEN I WANT IT! And all I have to do is pretend to be this guys girlfriend! YEAH! Swarms of people have offerd to be my personal maid for weekly payments in pizza. I am considering who to choose, one lady will do it for only half a pizza a week! Yes, people here are shit poor.

[Ky]

Nice. Just don't dump him too hard - repaying kindness is a skill worth learning.

[SomeRandomHuman]

(11-15-2012 11:01 AM)DoA Wrote:  Nice. Just don't dump him too hard - repaying kindness is a skill worth learning.

I wont dump him for a damn while. FREE PIZZA! I think I will dump him once he starts looking to get in my pants, if you know what I mean.

[GreenLamp]

(11-15-2012 11:05 AM)SomeRandomHuman Wrote:  

(11-15-2012 11:01 AM)DoA Wrote:  Nice. Just don't dump him too hard - repaying kindness is a skill worth learning.

I think I will dump him once he starts looking to get in my pants, if you know what I mean.

o_o ohgod. At least it's an excuse to dump someone...

Anyways yay for free food! Especially pizza.

[GreenLamp]

How is your guinea pig doing?

[SomeRandomHuman]

(11-15-2012 11:45 AM)GreenLamp Wrote:  How is your guinea pig doing?

She is doing great! She has had a great time pooing all over my bed and now I am looking to make her a diaper because tgis is getting gross. You know how guinea pigs poop at least 30 little pellets a day? This is getting gross. Anyone know how to make a diaper? She is enjoying the bread I gave her crom the mre, and the lettuce I stole from the kitchen.

[GreenLamp]

(11-15-2012 10:25 PM)SomeRandomHuman Wrote:  

(11-15-2012 11:45 AM)GreenLamp Wrote:  How is your guinea pig doing?

She is doing great! She has had a great time pooing all over my bed and now I am looking to make her a diaper because tgis is getting gross. You know how guinea pigs poop at least 30 little pellets a day? This is getting gross. Anyone know how to make a diaper? She is enjoying the bread I gave her crom the mre, and the lettuce I stole from the kitchen.

It's like guinea pigs don't have sphincters. The crap just rolls out of them. You can try litter box training like I did, but it's extremely difficult, pigs aren't too bright lol. I failed at it. People who succeed don't have to worry about poop though. I don't know how to make a diaper actually. I think it would get filled up every 5 minutes lol.

[SomeRandomHuman]

^ I have tried litter box training before the building burned down because she had free range of the apartment. I failed. In the apartment, I didnt gibe a flyig crap if she crapped everywhere . But now since I just have this bed, the poo is noticeable becsuse it is concentrated over a tiny space. The guy who got me dominos stopped by and invited me and the guinea pig to dominos to hang. He will pick me up in an hour er so. I took an offer fom somebody who was asking a small pizza and a coke for being my personal maid for a week! FUCK YEAH! She has the same handwriting as me, so the homework assignments she does for me will be convinceing. She used to be a janitor but was layed off, so she is used to listening to people.

[GreenLamp]

Haha nice you are getting by pretty good considering the circumstances you've been put in.

Also if you ever run out of food, pigs love grass. Just make sure the grass has no pesticides/chemicals and that she can't run away. My pig loved going outside but now it scares her. My other pig died recently and she has been lonely and scared ever since.

[SomeRandomHuman]

(11-16-2012 07:50 AM)GreenLamp Wrote:  Haha nice you are getting by pretty good considering the circumstances you've been put in.

Also if you ever run out of food, pigs love grass. Just make sure the grass has no pesticides/chemicals and that she can't run away. My pig loved going outside but now it scares her. My other pig died recently and she has been lonely and scared ever since.

Yeah, I am getting by pretty fucking well. Now I have a personal maid to do all my schoolwork for me! I went out to dominos with that guy. He was impressed by my appitite. He is so ugly that I thing he was raped by the ugly stick... The grass is a good idea. And there is no pesticides kn the grass, the city cabt afford pesticides!

[SomeRandomHuman]

And greenlamp, your pig died? :( RIP. I know I would be in tears if mine died, she is the only family besides my aunt and cousing who live far away. And my aunt doesnt visit me because she is scared of having my cousin in such a bad town, and thinks I must be like all the other people in highland lark now. She hasnt seen me since I was 6 and thinks everybody in highland park is a druggie by age 14. She did send me this ipod for my 13th birthday. So she still cares about me, but thinks I will teach her daughter a whole new vocabulary and tell her how to ditch class.

[SomeRandomHuman]

http://exiledonline.com/slums-of-detroit...rted-city/
This is where I live. This article is accurate.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Highland_Park,_Michigan
Also accurate but not entirely up to date, the schools here a re now charter because we cant afford our own schools and it doesnt talk abou the very recent financial emergency. According to this article (and yes, this is true) $12,121 is the per capita income, $17,737 is the median household income (all these are per year). 38.3% were below poverty line, but that was before the recent additional financial crisis (there has always been a little since before I was born. The car comlany chrysler used to be here before I was born, and highland park used to be muh better off, ive heard. The taxes from chrystler were 50% of the citys budget, so we mustve been much more well to do. This place sucks. The only way to be stuck here is: A. being a drug addict and running out of money B. being born here, like me. Dont do drugs or else you will be stuck here. And your future kids, you dont want them to be homeless in such a bad town like me because you abuse them because of drugs like my mom did to me. DO NOT DO DRUGS!

[SomeRandomHuman]

This place is hell. I WANNA FUCKING MOVE! I AM SICK OF WORRYING ABOUT IF THE STATE WILL BAIL US OUT! I HATE THIS!

[zagix]

Try to call foster care and get a foster home. That's all I can suggest.

[Heil_Kaiba8921]

(11-17-2012 12:54 AM)zagix Wrote:  Try to call foster care and get a foster home. That's all I can suggest.

maybe the most reliable method of getting out of Detroit alive...the only thing that is bad is that there is always the chance you could end up with another version of your mom...only a lot nicer in comparison (this is only what i've seen in omvies/TV so if it's been fixed since those kind of times then that's great...but i'm not in that system so idk how it works)

P.S. If you're extremely lucky you'll end up like Julian from Big Daddy...related to a pretty decent celebrity's best friend...who has a sweet house.