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Bulgvar.

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Would you rather shave off ALL bodily hair for a year or not shave at all for a year?
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I rather shave off all my hair.

Would you rather use your own semen as lotion or bathe in your own urine?

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Semen.

Would you rather drink a cup of bile or a cup of spoiled milk?
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Milk.

Would you rather base-jump off an active volcano or surf a tsunami?

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(05-10-2012 11:59 AM)Derchin Wrote:  Milk.

Would you rather base-jump off an active volcano or surf a tsunami?

Base jump.

Would you rather be way overweight or way underweight, and why?
05-10-2012 12:18 PM
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Way underweight, because that way, I could move easier. Would you rather stick a toothpick in your penis hole or go to Alaska for five months with Aya?

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05-10-2012 12:21 PM
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Alaska. I'd like to Keep my dick intact and Aya doesn't seem to bad to me.
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Would you rather drink fluid from an obese person's legs or skin your finger with sandpaper for fifteen minutes hard?

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The obese person.

Would you rather be obese or ugly?

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Ugly, gaining weight freaks me out. Would you rather be conceited or have nobody love you?

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Nobody love me.

Would rather be a massive control freak or be an embarrassing show off?

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I'd rather be an embarrassing show off. Would you rather swim in dead baby blood or kill a goat?

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Kill a goat.

Would you rather not masturbate for a month or go without a shirt for a month (not even to enter stores/school)?
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Bastard, the babies are already dead! That's easy, not masturbate, I never masturbate, would you rather have your internet history sent to the Pope every week, and broadcast on a TV on the Vatican, or hear your mom's lecturing start playing every time you try to listen to music?

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The pope thing, I'm atheist and don't give a shit what the pope thinks about my Internet history or who he shows it to.

Would you rather shove a sword up your ass sideways or screw a bowling ball up your ass?
05-10-2012 02:37 PM
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Bowling ball.
Would you rather have your mom pluck all of the hairs out of your butt or let your dog screw you?

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The butt hair thing


Would you rather watch a porno involving your grandparents or fuck your sister? (pretend you have a sister if you don't)
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Well I don't have a sister plus I'm a girl, I can't rape things, so I guess that isn't an option is it? Porno. Would you rather sleep between your parents while they are spooning or have an orgy with your most distant relatives?

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Sleep between My parents.

Would you rather die from being disemboweled or from blood loss by getting each finger and toe cut off until you die?
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Blood loss, I think definitely. Would you rather grab a cobra and kiss it on its head or run through airport security with a turban and an airsoft gun and death threats?

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05-10-2012 03:01 PM
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Airport run.

Would you rather fight a biker or a bouncer?

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A bouncer.

Would you rather have your nipples cheesegrated for thirty seconds or be sodomized with a toilet plunger?

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Plunger.

Would you rather drink down some juice with a roach in it or eat a pizza with sour cheese?

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Pizza.
Would you rather hold a lit Roman Candle or climb into a (large) tiger enclosure at a zoo?

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The candle.

Would you rather have to run 15 miles or bike 20?

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Bike 20, would you rather write a 5000 word essay on why youth, radical ideas, and the lower class are to blame for America's problems, or lick marshmallow fluff off a sweaty man's penis?

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The essay.

Would you rather lick a light bulb for 30 seconds or have your tongue on an icy pole for 20 minutes?

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Icy pole. The cold doesn't bother me (Russia master race cold-resistant genetics)

Would you rather lick a pubic road for one mile or lick every inch of a sweaty man?
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The man.

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