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I wasn't good enough at encouraging people to be kinder, and removing people who refuse to be kind. Encouraging people is hard, and removing people creates conflict, and I hate conflict... so that's why I wasn't better at it.

I was a very, very sensitive teen. The atmosphere of this forum as it is now, if it had existed in 1996, would probably have upset me far more than it would have helped.

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Write the essay because my grammer is good.

Would you rather slowly slice off your wenis with a rusty butcher knife or shove your head up an elephants ass?

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Top floor. I don't tend to move around too much in my sleep, and I almost always sleep on the very edge of my bed. I haven't fallen off yet :P

Would you rather go to school for another 12 years or live on a remote island for your entire life after graduation?
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^grammer
Holy fuck that's a hard one. Depends on what the remote island has to offer... if I have decent human contact and technology, gimme the island.
If it's just forever alone... think I'd rather just kill myself lol. I think so... I mean IRL I'd just try not to go to school and do crazy shit against da system or something.

god fucking dammit
Would you rather... die by a nuke or by an earthquake?

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Remote island.

Would you rather have a burnt face or a burnt body?
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Depends on how far I am from the nuke, but i'd take the nuke. You basically die instantly and it's too quick for you to feel much pain. An earthquake can kill you in many painful ways.

Plus it'd be cool to have my shadow burnt into the ground for 5ever
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(04-19-2012 03:24 PM)Fish20 Wrote:  Remote island.

Would you rather have a burnt face or a burnt body?

Depends on the burn degrees, but I think body. It might be painful, but I still like my face.

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Would you rather know the ultimate truth to the universe (Our origins, aliens, other planets, etc.)

Or Live the rest of your life wealthy, rich, and lucky, but knowing you may never know the secrets the universe holds.

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Wealthy rich and lucky. Im fine not knowing the secrets

Would you rather be buried under the wrong gravestone or have your name spelled wrong on your gravestone?

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Name spelled wrong.

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Woukd you ratger be the guy in the circus who gets knives thrown at them or the guy who sticks his head in the lions mouth?

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Knives, because the thrower is generally well-trained in doing those sorts of things.

WYR: Swim in a pool of agent orange for an hour, or be stuck in the library of Columbine during the shooting?

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Stuck in the library. A little bit of therapy and a lotta bit of highly addictive prescriptions will make all my problems go away. Plus, I mightve been able to light the shooters on fire and kill em early since I always have a lighter on me.

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Would you rather be two miles down In the ocean and have your submarine door burst open, or have the same thing happen in a spaceship in deep space?
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Ocean, I at least have a tiny chance of surviving.

Would you rather have Black Mesa Source or Episode 3?

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Black mesa source...

Would you rather be able to go into the past (with unknown outcome of your actions) or wake up like in the matrix movie?

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Go into the past.

Would rather have to deal with the consequences of marring someone outside of your race or religion (or lack of) ?

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Religion, it would be funny, one side of my relatives wouldn't care, the other one would go mad

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Would you rather be male or female? Give reasons why

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Male. I am. And I don't want to bleed every freaking month whilst my body does hormone shit.

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Would you rather have a baseball bat forced up your ass or hoisted ten feet in the air by your dick?

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(05-09-2012 04:54 AM)Derchin Wrote:  Would you rather have a baseball bat forced up your ass or hoisted ten feet in the air by your dick?

Oh good god.
Baseball bat would probably cause some serious internal damage (if you're talking about the ENTIRE thing going up)
The hoisting would cause the worst pain behind comprehension and also probably some dick damage.. I guess I'd take the bat, I like having the ability to get a boner and I can get surgery or some shit to fix my anus.

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Sweat.

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Would you rather join a Young Republicans back scratching train for seven hours or be water soluble for one week?

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Young Republicans.

Would you rather eat nothing but plain pizza for a month, or never eat it again?

Go to work. Send your kids to school. Follow fashion. Act normal. Walk on the pavement. Watch TV. Save for your old age. Obey the law. Repeat after me: "I am free."

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Pizza for a month is more of a prize. Ill take that
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You're supposed to make a question you dumbass

Would you rather get a test every day or a "medium" amount of homework every day?

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test
Aids or super aids
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Aids.

Would rather only be allowed a shotgun or two pistols?

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2 pistols
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shotgun. they're both equally bad but at least I can talk about some semblence of reality and not just 'dood y dont u got weed any1 that haz no weed iz a fag L0lolol' shit.


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