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Trolled by Jesus.
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Trolled by Jesus.

Today I went to Paul Bunyans (the local in and out restaurant) and I was standing in line to order some food like a boss. Some fairly attractive girl talks with me in line a little bit. A little bit more and my blackmetalbatman senses detected she was hitting on me or something. She even asked Where I live.
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I told her the general area a.k.a disrtrict of town or whatever.

Here is the spoiler... She said Jesus told her to tell me about some church event and that Jesus loves me. Then she left. fml.jpg
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(This post was last modified: 01-16-2012 12:15 PM by gore goroth.)
01-16-2012 12:14 PM
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RE: Trolled by Jesus.

LOL RELIGION XD

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01-16-2012 12:18 PM
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lol_didnt_go.gif

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01-16-2012 12:19 PM
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LoL Girls like that need to get laid.

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01-16-2012 12:44 PM
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Swore you were talking about our jesus . Razz

Previously known as Derchin.
01-16-2012 12:47 PM
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RE: Trolled by Jesus.

Cockblocked by Jesus.

(01-10-2012 02:15 PM)Maelstrom Wrote:  Efs, your nihilism is beautiful.
01-16-2012 07:05 PM
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Jesus trolled the shit out of you

Good work, Jesus
01-16-2012 11:12 PM
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RE: Trolled by Jesus.

Jesus is the biggest troll since Zeno.

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01-16-2012 11:29 PM
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Lol, troll God strikes again.
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01-17-2012 05:33 AM
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Sorry i practice satanisim
also lol @ the church baiting you with girls
01-17-2012 05:37 AM
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You guys know you can get girls way out of your league by pretending to be devoutly religious right?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmXMA34CeoQ
01-17-2012 05:39 AM
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(01-17-2012 05:39 AM)Jesusaurisrex Wrote:  You guys know you can get girls way out of your league by pretending to be devoutly religious right?

Except if they take some abstinence pledge or something.

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Girl takes a abstinence pledge, that's like challenge accepted for me.
01-17-2012 05:44 AM
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no woman can resist me when I put the moves on, come at me bible bitches

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01-17-2012 05:56 AM
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plus its more of a LOOK AT ME GUYS IM DOING THE JESUS THING LOLOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
01-17-2012 06:00 AM
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I would've thrown a dildo right at her pusseh.

(01-10-2012 02:15 PM)Maelstrom Wrote:  Efs, your nihilism is beautiful.
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(01-17-2012 05:56 AM)Jesusaurisrex Wrote:  no woman can resist me when I put the moves on, come at me bible bitches

Lesbians?

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