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Let's play a game
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Let's play a game

Take the title of a movie, book or TV show then remove one letter and describe the result

All Quiet on the Western Font
A group of college professors engage in a battle to destroy the hated font of Comic Sans MS once and for all

War of the Words
In a magical dictionary the words Outsmarted, Triplicate and Outstanding do battle against their new hated foes, Omg, Lol, and Bootylicious

Fantastic Fur
George Lucas reveals he is a furry tentacle vorphile and produces this as his last movie, which no one actually gets round to seeing because he gets shot for replacing Obi Wan's famous animal call with some orgasm noise in Star Wars: Episode 4

King Kog
Deep within a grandmaster clock, a brave band of rebel clockwork peices do battle against the tryannical King Kog, named so because he has an evil face drawn on him in red crayon

The Go-sel
A film depicting a boss who makes his insurance salesmen worker harder by hitting them with a stick he has entitled "Go Sell"

School of Ock
A group of cavemen manage to travel forward in time to the present day during a tribal ritual. They arrive in a suburban neighbourhood and proceed to fuck everyone's shit up
01-16-2012 02:12 AM
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lol LOVE this idea!
But I can't think of any now >.<

(01-10-2012 02:15 PM)Maelstrom Wrote:  Efs, your nihilism is beautiful.
01-16-2012 02:18 AM
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Beauty and the East
A french woman's father gets caught in Japan. She travels there but is kidnapped by an asian. The asian used to be white guy. One day he told an asian woman that she cant stay in his house cause shes an asian. The asian lady then turned into a normal white girl and transformed the white guy into an asian. The guy lived in a racist town, so he moved to Japan and built an emo castle. If he could learn to love again before the last episode of Naruto, then the spell would be broken.

iCeption
A group of hackers go into a computer, but they must goto into a computer within a computer within a computer to trap a hidden virus to destroy everything ever.

Aw
A puppet murder kidnaps a bunch of kitten and puppy abusers who take them for granted and forces them to die by cuteness.

Indian Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
An indian telemarketer must use his bad accent to get the lost ark.
01-16-2012 04:22 PM
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Irates of the Carribean.

A group of angsty teens with ADHD aimlessly plunder around the Carribean on a small fishing ship to 'stick it to the man'.

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01-16-2012 04:31 PM
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(01-16-2012 04:31 PM)Elfy Wrote:  Irates of the Carribean.

A group of angsty teens with ADHD aimlessly plunder around the Carribean on a small fishing ship to 'stick it to the man'.

I see the future of SS in there somewhere.

If people have to choose between freedom and sandwiches they will take sandwiches.
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When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist. – Dom Helder Camara

A man does not have himself killed for a half-pence a day or for petty distinction. You must speak to the soul to electrify him. – Napoleon Bonaparte

01-16-2012 11:38 PM
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Raveheart
South Koreans have rave party in North Korea. North Korea disgusted by act of freedom and partying and Kim Jong-un leads North Korean army to fight South Korean ravers from partying on our land. For authority!
01-17-2012 12:13 AM
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>Kim Jong-Un
>Not looking as good as Kim Jong-Il

If people have to choose between freedom and sandwiches they will take sandwiches.
-Lord Boyd Orr

Hidden stuff:
You can get of what you want with a kind of word and a gun than you can with just a kind word. – Al Capone

When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist. – Dom Helder Camara

A man does not have himself killed for a half-pence a day or for petty distinction. You must speak to the soul to electrify him. – Napoleon Bonaparte

01-17-2012 12:30 AM
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Alpha and Mega (yes I'm aware the film I'm parodying here is a piece of infamous furry crap as well as a waste of money for people who created or saw it)

A badly animated wolf with an unoriginal personality enters a film festival called "Mega Film" and gets roasted on a stake, then eaten by the film nerds who showed up.

Sherlock Homes
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson play Monopoly. As Sherlock can guess Watson's every move, he beats him 10 times until Watson get frustrated and shoots Sherlock in the balls.

Harr Potter and the Philosipher's Stone
A person collects recordings of pirates saying "harr" to sell for money to by pot for 10 years gets bored, so he sells all of his "harr" recordings on eBay and buys a Philosipher's Stone with the profit made from the sale. He then sells his stone for money to buy his own dope plantation.
01-18-2012 07:51 AM
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(01-16-2012 11:38 PM)Crimson Symbiosis Wrote:  
(01-16-2012 04:31 PM)Elfy Wrote:  Irates of the Carribean.

A group of angsty teens with ADHD aimlessly plunder around the Carribean on a small fishing ship to 'stick it to the man'.

I see the future of SS in there somewhere.

Bump.
01-19-2012 03:31 AM
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Ill Bill
Bill has a terrible cold and he can not fight the bride who in return takes all his med's. Bill ends up dying and The bride goes to jail for carrying around all those drrugs

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01-19-2012 02:53 PM
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The Quick and the COCK LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmXMA34CeoQ
01-19-2012 02:54 PM
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Friday the 14th!!!
Jason is at the bottom of crystal lake nothing to see here.

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01-19-2012 03:02 PM
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