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I wasn't good enough at encouraging people to be kinder, and removing people who refuse to be kind. Encouraging people is hard, and removing people creates conflict, and I hate conflict... so that's why I wasn't better at it.

I was a very, very sensitive teen. The atmosphere of this forum as it is now, if it had existed in 1996, would probably have upset me far more than it would have helped.

I can handle quite a lot of negativity and even abuse now, but that isn't the point. I want to help people. I want to help the people who need it the most, and I want to help people like the 1996 version of me.

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Thank you to the few people who have tried to understand my point of view so far. I really, really appreciate you guys. You are beautiful people.

Everyone else: If after everything I've said so far, you still don't understand my motivations, I think it's unlikely that you will. We're just too different. Maybe someday in the future it might make sense, but until then, there's no point in arguing about it. I don't have the time or the energy for arguing anymore. I will focus my time and energy on people who support me, and those who need help.

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If School Survival were a country

http://www.sharenator.com/w/school-survival.net

Some facts and shit:

We are larger than Vatican City
5,202 frequent visitors
1 in every 333,333 net users visit SS daily
41% of the sites users come from America
22% come from India (lolwut)
and the rest come from other places
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India?
I am suprised, I would have pegged the UK at no. 2

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How many of those visitors are actually human and not bots?
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India???

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Glory to the nation of School-Survival!

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Populated by Indians
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Ayliana Wrote:How many of those visitors are actually human and not bots?
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All hail glorious communist nation

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(11-27-2011 10:52 AM)Efs Wrote:  Our Army is more professional than Amerika. Smile
Except ours isn't allowed to have guns
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I assumed we were a space pirate democracy!

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No, I am appointing myself GLORIOUS LEADER!

I AM A THIEF IN THE NIGHT I WILL SAVE AS MANY AS I CAN

I KEEP THEM IN MY BASEMENT

I TELL THEM I AM THEIR MOMMY NOW
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Can I be your secretary of transportation!

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Of course.

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I declare we ride panda's with unicorn horns. Also is there a translated version of this website into Hindi? That would explain why there are so many Indians on the site.

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Spades Wrote:I declare we ride panda's with unicorn horns. Also is there a translated version of this website into Hindi? That would explain why there are so many Indians on the site.

I'm pretty sure we only have English, Czech, Dutch, Spanish, Filipino, French, Croation, Italian, Romanian, Finnish, Swedish and binary.

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Dark Soul X Wrote:No, I am officially the GLORIOUS LEADER!

Fix'd. Biggrin

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LOLno.

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I call dibs on Commander of the Military. Also the guy who dishes out free weed after the press conferences.

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(11-27-2011 10:52 AM)Efs Wrote:  Our Army is more professional than Amerika. Smile
Except ours isn't allowed to have guns
CrayolaColours Wrote:That post owned. TDF wins post of the year.
Faby Wrote:
krissy Wrote:dessert fox
Mmm, flambéed vulpine.
"There is no enemy, there is no victory, only boys who lost their lives in the sand."
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I am the head scientist working in the field of torture and manipulation devices. I get to wear a labcoat and super huge nerd glasses, called it!

*SPARKLING* *DOUCHEBUCKETS.*
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I get to be the Surgeon General! Drug distribution and improved XTC research!


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I run the dissident insurgent group called school-revival. Its a place where losers gather to complain about how much not having school sucks. My alias is Soul Criminal
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Thought Criminal Wrote:I run the dissident insurgent group called school-revival. Its a place where losers gather to complain about how much not having school sucks. My alias is Soul Criminal
Rofl
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HEad of the KGB right here, that shoots trolls.

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MorikoMisa Wrote:I am the head scientist working in the field of torture and manipulation devices. I get to wear a labcoat and super huge nerd glasses, called it!
Sounds interesting, whaDAMMIT ZHERNY, PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON

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(11-27-2011 01:00 PM)psychopath Wrote:  
(11-27-2011 10:52 AM)Efs Wrote:  Our Army is more professional than Amerika. Smile
Except ours isn't allowed to have guns
CrayolaColours Wrote:That post owned. TDF wins post of the year.
Faby Wrote:
krissy Wrote:dessert fox
Mmm, flambéed vulpine.
"There is no enemy, there is no victory, only boys who lost their lives in the sand."
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I am GLORIOUS LEADER, I'll do as I damn well please.

I AM A THIEF IN THE NIGHT I WILL SAVE AS MANY AS I CAN

I KEEP THEM IN MY BASEMENT

I TELL THEM I AM THEIR MOMMY NOW
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The Desert Fox Wrote:
MorikoMisa Wrote:I am the head scientist working in the field of torture and manipulation devices. I get to wear a labcoat and super huge nerd glasses, called it!
Sounds interesting, whaDAMMIT ZHERNY, PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON
Uncle Zherny is here? But he's not supposed to visit the lab for anoth--OH GOD MY EXPERIMENTAL TENTACLES!

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Huh, it seems I've now got tentacles sprouting from my back.

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Uncle Zherny Wrote:LOLyes.

Fix'd. Biggrin

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DSX is town crazy.

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Uncle Zherny Wrote:DSX is town crazy.

That works. Now what should I blow up first?

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*Supplies DSX with a generous amount of C4*

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(11-27-2011 10:52 AM)Efs Wrote:  Our Army is more professional than Amerika. Smile
Except ours isn't allowed to have guns
CrayolaColours Wrote:That post owned. TDF wins post of the year.
Faby Wrote:
krissy Wrote:dessert fox
Mmm, flambéed vulpine.
"There is no enemy, there is no victory, only boys who lost their lives in the sand."
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