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Cracked.com what the fuck

Cracked Wrote:You're in college to learn how to think and do things. Exams are an extremely small part of that. If you treat the only minor obstacles in four years of opportunity unmatched in the entire history of human civilization as a huge hassle to be avoided, you're right when you say the educational system isn't working for you. But it's not the educational system's fault.

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Cracked.com

OHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

es good joke
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Quote:four years of opportunity unmatched in the entire history of human civilization

LOL
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Cracked has like, 50 different people writing articles. Obviously they're gonna have different opinions and senses of humor.
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In all seriousness, it's college. You can always leave if it's getting too hard for you.
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It's college. Suck it the fuck up.
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Yeah after paying thousands of dollars and shit. Meh.
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I love Cracked.com. Also, you pay for college in the first place... If you don't wanna go nobody's stopping you.
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(11-19-2011 05:04 AM)DUBAS Wrote:  I love Cracked.com. Also, you pay for college in the first place... If you don't wanna go nobody's stopping you.

This.
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(11-19-2011 05:48 AM)|55555| Wrote:  
(11-19-2011 05:04 AM)DUBAS Wrote:  I love Cracked.com. Also, you pay for college in the first place... If you don't wanna go nobody's stopping you.

This.

I MIGHT agree if every god damn job worth having didn't require the piece of shit piece of paper known as a degree. Surgeon? Sure, you want your surgeons to have extensive knowledge. A lot can just be learned as an under study or with literally have the credits. Teaching does NOT require 120 credits.
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(11-19-2011 07:28 AM)UnschoolShqiponjë Wrote:  I MIGHT agree if every god damn job worth having didn't require the piece of shit piece of paper known as a degree. Surgeon? Sure, you want your surgeons to have extensive knowledge. A lot can just be learned as an under study or with literally have the credits. Teaching does NOT require 120 credits.

Lol I'm a college drop out and I get at least 2 hits a week on my careerbuilder resume. It's all about versatility.
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Do those hits lead to job offers?
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