Best of the emo- uh, Original Writing forum

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you'd think that you'd get cubic fucktons of results by searching for "sad" and "emo" and "alone" in this forum

BUT NO


anyway, itt we post stuff of increasing faggotry because fuck you

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Quote:you strangle me, my face turns blue,my blood runs black, as yours runs cold,your grip on me is too strong, catch me in your net and drink my blood.
the hate is strong enough, to break this bond. as you feed me those lies.
i crush your bones in my hoplessness.
i suffocate, i breathe in dirt. a touch so plain so stale it makies me numb to the shit i feel. you frature me, the blood runs black on the white walls that was the foundation of this atroccity...
my skin turns cold, and i take my last breath.

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Quote:A Classic by TrueAnarchist


(The tale of Carl, a /b/tard who thinks of his life simple-mindedly until one day, a girl he meets named Jessica who's secretly a Furry comes and changes him by revealing that theres more to life than the Interwebz, he ultimately ditches 4chan, learns to think for himself, and finally, gets laid.)



Hi. My name is Anonymous. Today the most magical thing happened to me...I was outside Disney world at about 10:00 p.m. watching Donald duck sing and dance because I was being held against my will for my stupid 12 year old sister's Bar Mitzvah, while I looked across from there, past seeing Mickey mouse humping minnie, across from Michael Jackson kidnapping a small boy, I saw a light...it was as bright as the reflection off my mom's pale ass. I ran to it, jumping over a dead cat killed by the pollution. I wandered deeper and deeper into the woods, my heart racing like you would after having sex with a albino with OCD. I finally came (yes, in both senses) to the scene, it was an unidentified flying object...I didn't know exactly what to call it, but it was silver and shiny, like an olympic condom you'd buy at walmart. I walked towards it slowly, and suddenly, the front patch opened...a mist of fog poured out like if it had mixed semen with dry ice. A hot, green alien space whore with boobs the size of watermelons stepped out. She told me "Today it was destined you would lose your virginity." I was shocked. I was more speechless than George Bush at a press conference. I hopped right in and before I knew it, the batch was giving me head. Right before I was about to blow my load, she bit me hard. I suddenly pulled out, there was blood where the teethmarks were, I felt dizzy, like after smoking crack in a moldy bathroom. There must've been poison in that hickey she gave me, I passed out. When I woke up I was tied in chains over a vat of boiling acid, I knew I was in trouble, like insulting Britney Spears in front of Chris Crocker. She was naked, but she had a PINGAS. "I'm going to destroy your human flesh so that I may use your bones as dildos." she said to me. I couldn't believe she was a hermoprodite, but I didn't have time to question my sexual orientation. Was I worried? Of course not. Why? Because! I had Cinammon toast crunch for breakfast! "Can you see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?" I asked. "Err...because I can has good st00f?" she said. "Wrong, Dumbass." I said. "Its got cinnamon sugar swirls in every bite, a taste you can see!" I told her. "Ah, of course!" she said. There, I thought, was time to make my escape, so I dug deep within my mind, my heart, and my soul...and announced..."IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZAR!" 'BLAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!' As a pillar of blue light erupted from my mouth, oblitherating her head. I swung back and fourth over the acid using mah Lazar to cut the chains, and I fell to the ground harder than America's economy. I pulled the bitch up and shoved my cock deep in her throat and 1 minute later, I jizzed in her lungs. I destroyed some machine and soon the place was on fire. I went outside and thought about the weird ass shit that just happened, and then, 'BAM', the spaceship had exploded. Debris was flying everywhere. A few minutes later my family and a wambulance arrived. The paramedics asked me if I had any wounds from the incident. I still had the bitemarks on my cock, but I decided to tell them "no." because there's no way to explain that. When I got home I knew what I had to do tomorrow, I had to post this on 4Chan. I woke up in my basement, and posted my experience on /b/. "Cool story, bro." was inevitably the first comment. "No guys, this is totally true, she even left a bite mark on my dick." I posted. "Pics or it didn't happen." another guy said. "Ok fine, give me a sec." I posted. I looked around and found my camera under my bed, right next to a picture of Paris Hilton's side boob. I unzipped my pants and saw that a strange marking was in the place that I had been bitten. It looked like a Nazi symbol, but I ignored it, and posted it. "So you tatooed your penis, big deal." someone posted. I knew my story was about as real as Lindsey Lohans' rack.


(End of part 1, part 2 coming soon )

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Quote:Earth's Essence

ah... SOS... yeah... yo... check it...


I've got some trees and I'm ready to smoke
But when I smoke I think of things that I normally don't
But it's dope because uh
This is part of the Earth's essence anyway
So if the Earth could speak
This is what it would say
(repeat)


It's time for some change like cleaning under cushions on your couch.
Nowadays everybody lookin like the grouch.
Evil infecting people from Brooklyn to the south.
If you see any haters in your cypher than push 'em out.
Throw 'em to the curb, throw 'em the peace sign and tell 'em
"holla lata when you not a hater"
And "get off my tip, I'm not a waiter".
I've got enough room in my garcia vega
To smoke away all of you reptilian snakes and alligators
That may be trying to tackle me so that you could shackle me
Separate me from my faculty and get some cash from me but
Actually, around the corner comes reality
So when what goes up comes down, don't blame it on gravity cause
Humans have the ability to create,
But most of 'em just take. It's so easy to hate.
What would you rather be, a virus to the Earth or a blessing?
Speaking of the Earth, let me light some of its essence.
Cannabis sativa and ginseng open my third eye
So I could see things from a better view like, bird's eye.
When I think my words rhyme. When I spit, germs fly.
When I speak I say things deeper than where worms lie.
So please listen. If you missed it, play it twice.
It's time for people to start changing their way of life.
Live for the future. I know it's your prerogative
But when you just live for the past, you become a part of it.
So don't live in it, learn from it.
Don't cut down a tree, plant one and burn from it.
It hurts my stomach when I see the state the Earth is in
And if you agree
Play this for one of your peeps and blaze one to the beat.


I've got some trees and I'm ready to smoke
But when I smoke I think of things that I normally don't
But it's dope because uh
This is part of the Earth's essence anyway
So if the Earth could speak
This is what it would say
(repeat)


Try to imagine me
Spinning perfectly in the galaxy
Rotating on its axis with perfect gravity
Perfect orbits traveling forward automatically
I give you energy for batteries
You give me casualties
I give you gasoline, fuel, and food
You give me tragedy
If I could possess a human I'd ask him to rap for me
Have him spread the word that Mother Nature's more than fantasy
And if you turn on her she'll turn you to bow to your hands and knees
I mean, I give you trees, water, and air.
It's like people forgot how to share what's already there.
Now I gotta be shiesty with what I once used to give for free
Like the benefit of the doubt for the things you did to me.
Someone's stealing my resources and getting paid for them!
Someone's committing murders and getting away with them!
More people are taking lives than people are saving them!
If you know to love your brother why are you betraying him??
More people are afraid of him and I ain't blaming them
Cause nowadays he'll strike you with dosages of titanium.
You used to hate on him as if you were ashamed of him
And woulda traded him
And guess what. I relate with him.
When he breathes my essence I conversate with him
Then I teach him lessons and contemplate with him.
It took violence to pull together USA again.
What's it gonna take to pull the world together? Aliens
Attacking or maybe even meteorites
To make us understand that it's not US that we need to fight.
Whoa…
The Earth just possessed me to read and write
That verse.
I need a light
And I'ma be alright


Cause I've got trees and I'm ready to smoke
But when I smoke I think of things that I normally don't
But it's dope because uh
This is part of the Earth's essence anyway
So if the Earth could speak
This is what it would say
(repeat)

[Faby]

I think SS deserves a prize for "worst writing on the interweb."

[magikarp]

GUYS, if most of the writing here were good, Vatman would be sad because then he'd not be inordinately better than everyone else. :3

[Elfy]

why does my life
suck
why do words hurt
more than my blade
what is love
baby dont hurt me
fo shor ma
nigger
lyk a g6!!!11

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Elfy Wrote:why does my life
suck
why do words hurt
more than my blade
what is love
baby dont hurt me
fo shor ma
nigger
lyk a g6!!!11

source or gtfo

[Elfy]

I AM THE SOURCE!!!!!!!!111111

/cuts self :waah: :waah:

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On second thoughts all writing terrible and emolike is welcome here, there is simply not enough bad content on SS

[Vatman]

magikarp Wrote:GUYS, if most of the writing here were good, Vatman would be sad because then he'd not be inordinately better than everyone else. :3

she gets me...she really gets me.

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gtfo my thread JEWMONGER