School Bus Conspiracy

[Running Blind]

Ok i'll admit it i don't have a license or a car so i have to ride the bus to school; its too far to walk every single morning o well. But every single one of the bus drivers are CRAZY If one of my bus drivers was crazy its one thing but i'm starting to think they're paid or something. One drives 60 in a neihborhood road and the other one coasts the whole freakin way at a 1mph standard! And why is it that thw windows go halfway down but they yell at you if you put it more then an inch down? Its worse on rainy days when they open up the emergency doors located on the roof so we get rained on the whole 20 minutes to school.

Just had to get that out

[Towncommoner]

I saw my former bus driver on the wanted list in the newspaper.

I'm serious. I forgot the charges, but yeah... heh...

[Vatman]

I had a bus driver who would sing opera....it was fun...sorta

[HeartofShadows]

I have known my bus driver for years. He reads horror, tells me about when he was a teen smoking weed and skipping class. My bus driver is a cool guy who listens to me and I listen to him its a rare thing. Also I knew 2 of his kids who go to school.

[another brick in the wall]

i take the city bus to and from school the morning driver is a complete asshole and so is the afternoon one but we annoy the shit out of him by singing 99 bottles of beer on the wall and old mac donald at the top of our lungs and clapping everytime someone gets on

[imnotgone144]

I have had the same bus driver since I was like 5 years old(kindergarden)
She is the worst bus driver ever!!!!!
She doesn't let us stand up
In the morning she doesn't let us talk.
She wants us to call her MS. karen even though she shouldn't have any right to have a MS. in front of her name.
No eating
No drinking
no cell phones
no c.d. players/ mp3players
no fun
One time i was in the second grade and this kid told me to take my glasses off and I did
He took them and sat on them before I could even stop him
I told on him and I got 2 months of the front seat
he got 1 week of the front seat
(the front seat in elementary school is the bad place to be. Thats where the bad kids sit)
And I got a lunch detention from that and he got nothing
She called my grandma and told her what happened in her own words.
The wrong words might I add
I wasn't able to see for the next month becuase of what she said to gram
Gram though that I sat on my own glasses and wouldn't believe me when I was trying to tell her the truth
It was a punishment that I couldn't see
All becuase of the fat assed bitch of a fucking bus driver Karen
Yes she does break about 7 bus driver chairs a week
Becuase she is so damn fat

[Atomic]

School Sucks and Buss Drivers Suck
We cant eat on the bus and She likes Women

[youvebeenthunderstruck]

what's wrong with her liking women?

[magikarp]

Yeah, I don't think that really has much to do with anything.

[Chuplayer]

There were these kids being racist on the bus, so I said, "Shut up, you fucking morons." The bus driver ignored the racist pricks, but I got yelled at for saying fuck. What the fuck.

I also had a different bus driver in elementary school who was an absolute bitch. She would never let us talk. At all. Psycho fucker.