Perfect Boyfriend/girlfriend

[arthasmenethil]

This was a topic for a school project once and I just wanted to see how some of you guys would describe your perfect boyfriend/girlfriend.

Here's mine:

NOT super religious(hard to find down here)

Does not expect me to go to church with her(I hate church)

Likes death metal(I'm not argueing with someone over what music to listen to. Besides death metal kicks ass.)

Doesn't expect special treatment(I don't care what her ex did for her. I'm not doing it! Got it?)

Doesn't want to spend every minute of everyday together(I may not want to be around the same person every day. Nothing wrong with that, right?)

EDIT: I'm gonna add a few more things.

I want to be able to look at her without vomiting(Who wants to be with someone who makes them puke?)

I don't want to see every bone sticking out(I don't care what to models do. They look like shit!)

Doesn't expect me to quit playing World of Warcraft(Not quitting just because you don't like the game)

PLAYS WORLD OF WARCRAFT!!!!(This would really kick ass however this is not likely to happen)

That's mine. So what's yours?

[Suicidal-kun]

Not anorexic, anorexic girls look hideous to me

Not morbidly obese, like anywhere below 250 is fine

An incredibly nice person

Cute face and smile

Nice bum and breasts

Will make me feel happy just being around them

I can truly be my self around them

Tolerates and likes my perverseness

Is slightly perverted themselves

Is open minded and doesn't discriminate others

Has fun playfully teasing others

I could probably go on, but this is a good enough description

[Abandoning Ship]

Hmmmmm.....


Not anorexic, but pretty thin.

Blonde or brown hair, straight, long or short.

Dresses differently (no scene or rave kids.)

Cute face, but at the same time, badass and defiant looking.

Will make my day better every time I look at her.

I can speak my mind and tell her anything.

Can put up with my different-ness.

Loves a multitude of bands (But no coheed.)

The perfect mix of shy and outgoing.

Is a rebel all around.

Has perfect common sense.

Loves videogames.

Can play guitar/bass

Is a badass

Etc,etc.

[happy fool called Nigel]

Haha, I loves this.


"Plays videogames"

"plays world of warcraft"

....


I don't know. It's to deep to be cheapened by words. I can't think.

[i-am-the-liquor]

whoever will let me fuck them pretty much

[Milk2Go]

- Intelligent
- Can think for herself
- Has common sense
- NOT a slut
- Isn't anorexic or anything like that
- Likes to have fun
- Likes Xbox
- Isn't obsessed with how certain articles of clothing make her look
- Doesn't care about how you look

[HeartofShadows]

This may sound stupid but I don't know.

[Bob Dole]

Free.

[Specter]

Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Charming
Horny
=p

[random_name]

anybody who dosent mind me bieng wierd.

[Cilaos]

I don't have many strict requirements, just someone who has a personality I can enjoy and isn't pig-face ugly.

[Specter]

Captain Zero Wrote:I don't have many strict requirements, just someone who has a personality I can enjoy and isn't pig-face ugly.

What type of personality you actually "enjoy" ?

[SoulRiser]

Heh. I used to have a list. Then I came to the conclusion that lists are stupid. Are you really seriously going to go thru the list and compare all potential people to it? What if you find someone that you really really really love, but who doesn't pass all the list requirements? What if you stop caring about the list?

[NiteRaidah]

Just like me, except a chick. And doesn't look like me. Not that my looks are terrible, but I'm not for this whole "self-love" thing.

[arthasmenethil]

SoulRiser Wrote:Heh. I used to have a list. Then I came to the conclusion that lists are stupid. Are you really seriously going to go thru the list and compare all potential people to it?

I said "describe your PERFECT boyfriend/girlfriend." Nobody's perfect so no I'm not going to use this list to actually find a girl with all of the qualifications on it.

Quote:What if you find someone that you really really really love, but who doesn't pass all the list requirements?

Again, noone is going to pass all the "list requirements."

Quote:What if you stop caring about the list?

So you think I actually ever cared about it?

[Hanny's Old Account]

the Perfect Boyfriend (Top 10)
1. Is, in fact, imperfect.
2. Takes things slowly & respects me.
3. Looks me in the eye when he talks to me.
4. Doesn't make a big deal about Valentine's Day/birthdays. I prefer a call at midnight to a teddy bear or something.
5. Doesn't tell me he loves me if he doesn't.
6. Isn't afraid to kiss me, in front of his friends or alone.
7. Doesn't mind me wearing my brother's old football shirt (which I adore.)
8. Likes to have silly fun, and I can laugh along with him.
9. Slightly mysterious =D
10. Not cocky.

[Milk2Go]

A sort of offtopic question...
Why do girls ignore all the good guys, /b/.

[Thought Criminal]

> isnt perfect
> isnt picky about food
> is not extremely skinny or fat
> isnt afraid to do anything intimate (after a little while of course)
> isnt modest when were together in private
> has a nice body
> has a relaxed open view of everything
> is okay with what i can provide objectly (i dont have much money wise)
> has parents who dont realy care about what you guys do together and who actualy like me
> is very open with you and dosent keep secrets
> has pretty eyes

[Alucard483]

Dittsy in a cute way
Athletic build with decent titts
Intelligent on roughly my level
Dresses appropriatly
Lack of modesty in private
Likes to go fishing and shoot
Knows how to shoot pool
Dosnt mind that I drink and smoke
Similar mentality
Slightly shorter than I am
Roughly shoulder length hair to high mid back
Has a sense of humor similar to mine
Enjoys a bit of videogames every now and again
selectivly bi

Is not dating somone else

[Abandoning Ship]

Quote:Intelligent on roughly my level

I don't think you can legally marry muskrats.

[Colonel Mustard]

Me.

[Alucard483]

ATXTheKiller Wrote:

Quote:Intelligent on roughly my level

I don't think you can legally marry muskrats.

I didnt know muskrats had a a high IQ.

[Albatross]

-Intelligent
-black

[Darthmat]

The perfect mate does not exist.

[SoulRiser]

Quote:So you think I actually ever cared about it?

My post wasn't really aimed at you, I was just rambling about lists in general. Ignore me

[Rebelnerd]

the kind of person you can go to a crazy protest with, and then go home and read a book together.

[Thought Criminal]

that makes me think of mr. and mrs.smith lol

[Will]

I don't see how it would be any different from my perfect friend. The person has the exact same major interests and beliefs as I currently do. This includes a desire to explore new things and to question the beliefs. People may say I should want someone who is different from me in some way because sameness is boring, but finding someone remotely similar to me is quite rare and thus exciting.

The person also smells good (so he can't do things like smoke cigarettes regularly) and doesn't have some absolutely disgusting physical deformity.

[happy fool called Nigel]

BobManPerson Wrote:A sort of offtopic question...
Why do girls ignore all the good guys, /b/.

??????Same question. People judge by appearance and only can move past by making themselves.?????????

[SoulRiser]

Quote:I don't see how it would be any different from my perfect friend. The person has the exact same major interests and beliefs as I currently do. This includes a desire to explore new things and to question the beliefs. People may say I should want someone who is different from me in some way because sameness is boring, but finding someone remotely similar to me is quite rare and thus exciting.

QFT. I'd go for something like that as well. Except a few differences are fine, since there is nobody exactly like me on the planet.