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Milk2Go Offline
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Stupid/funny quotes

Post stupid/funny quotes you find while searching the interwebs.
I'll go first.
Seiya140 Wrote:Science is really gay.... always trying to prove religion wrong........ FUCK SCIENCE!!!!!!!!! GOD FORGIVE THIS PEOPLE
pyrohyro9 Wrote:your stupid if u dont believe in a intelligente creator
moremoney20072000 Wrote:These scientist kill me. YOu can't even tell what outside our world and where it came from. Ok Mr. scientist, who make all that shit. Throw all your verbal vomit at the subject, but can you explain who made all that crap. My guess your acommunist trying to tear down religion.
3rdWiseMan Wrote:[...]On a further note, land animals were created in the Garden of Eden on the sixth day. That means dinosaurs came about on the sixth day of creation. And they were vegetarian.
mrry77 Wrote:PEOPLE OF GOD WILL ROAR UPON
This MONKIES of Charles Darwin...
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DIE ATHEIST AND GO TO NOTHINGNESS
AS BLACK AS A SUNLESS SOLAR SYSTEM...
Muki13 Wrote:You're the stupidist Human on the planet. Ever Thing is possible you idiot. Breaking physical laws is possible and done millions of times. Ask yourself what is nothing? Nothing in defintion is still something! If god is made of nothing thats still means he is something. Case Solved God is real.When you solve the equation of infinti on all matter that you tell me God is real or not. If god appears in 4 holy books as the same thing. Then God most exist or nothing would equal nothing which is false
05-20-2008 09:18 AM
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Where the fuck did you get that shit? Rofl

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05-20-2008 09:35 AM
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Someone should have told those people not to ingest large amounts of crack before posting. Laugh

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LOL @ PEOPLE WITH IMAGINARY FRIEND(S) AND THAT GIVE RIDICULOUS REASONS FOR HAVING SAID IMAGINARY FRIEND(S) AND THEN FORCE GARBAGE DOWN YOUR THROAT TRYING TO GET YOU TO BELIEVE IN IMAGINARY FRIENDS. Laugh Laugh
05-21-2008 07:49 AM
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.. None... Smile ...Biggrin ... Laugh ... Rofl

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Quote:
Quote:Reece said:
It's true. We evolved from monkeys. It happened from evolution from millions of years.
Teacher said:
That's not true. How dare you say that in religion.

the religion teacher was so angry the next to lessons all he did was try to prove him wrong well thats what happens in catholic schools

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