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mudkip liek · 09-28-2008 03:29 PM

I'm dreading going to school on Monday because of gym. I swear, I don't know why, but basically everyone hates me in that class. I barely know anyone ('cept for like 3 people) yet they still show signs of hatred towards me. For one, they always pick me either last or second to last for every game we play. It's humiliating I tell you. And I'm not even a bad player...I mean sure, I'm very bad at some, but pretty good at others. Also, getting "picked last" isn't even the correct term, since the last person standing is placed on a team by default. I don't even know why the teacher refuses to pick teams himself rather than picking captains....who, lemme tell you, are always the most obnoxious jocks who think they rule the school just because they're seniors and they're good at like EVERY sport known to man. They put down everyone else who misses the ball or makes a mistake, but when THEY make a mistake, they just shrug it off. The teacher isn't helping either, that fucking bastard.

For example, we were playing kickball one day, and it was my turn. Dude, I'm fucking awesome at that game. I kicked the ball and ran to first base. But...NOOOO, he had to blow his fucking whistle and tell me I had to go back and kick it harder. Ummm....WHAT? SO UNFAIR. When some other girls (who sucked by the way) kicked the ball VERY lightly and ran to first base, he didn't say shit to them.

No I'm still not done complaining. I really need to get this out. One other time, the teams were picked and all and the teacher started counting the people to make sure there was an equal number of players on each team. There were 10 on the other. Then he started counting my team. He go to 10, and I was the last one he counted....guess what he counted me as......a HALF!!! I'm dead serious. It was so fucking rude. I mean, a teacher isn't supposed to put you down like that. FUCKING DICK! I HATE HIM! He said "10 and a half". Everyone turned to look at me. Mad

And how about when we were playing softball? It was my turn to bat (and I'm the WORST at this sport) so I striked out. But was it really necessary for someone in the back to say "what is she doing? She's not even on our team." Then everyone gave me a mean look. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! I'm sick of people doing this to me every single day. They really hate me when I did NOTHING to them. I get embarrassed every second I'm in that class. I seriously don't know what to do. I'm thinking of not dressing on Monday but I'll only be hurting my grade and giving those jerks what they want.....for me not to play. But I'm willing to do that to save some embarrassment because we have 4 more days of softball.

Oh, just wait till we get to volleyball. MUAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA! JUST WAIT! Ill be kicking their asses.

Care to share any of your bad experiences in P.E.?

Dark Soul X · 09-28-2008 03:41 PM

Reading your story makes me pissed off at those bastards...

Here's mine:

1. I didn't wear my gym clothes for ONE FUCKING DAY, and my gym teacher called me a loser because of it.
2. Got blamed for something in elementary once, and I had to run ten laps, even though I told the teacher I had a heart condition
3. I had to help with weights for this one machine, and the other two fuckers who were supposed to be helping me decided to let me do all the work. The weight was too heavy for me and I wound up getting the bottom of my hand crushed. The bruise was big, red, and it HURT LIKE A SUNUVABITCH!
4. Same with you, whenever I did something wrong in a sport, they act like I'm a dumbass, because it is so easy to play football when you've never seen a game or have been told the rules. It should be the easiest thing in the world to run yards with a bad heart condition and shortness of breath, and get a fuckin' touchdown...

I've tried forgetting my horrible past, so I don't have much to share.

mudkip liek · 09-28-2008 03:44 PM

UGH! How horrible.
I have shortness of breath too and I cannot run to save my life. I can run fast but not for long. My chest starts hurting and I wheeze a little.

Oh, I forgot. Another bad experience, last year we were plying basketball and for some reason, the stupid bitch of a teacher kept picking on ONLY me "do this", "do that", "you're not doing it right", until I finally slammed the ball hard on the ground and told her I don't want to play anymore. I had to run around the gym for the REST OF THE MOTHER FUCKING PERIOD. Ranting

Dark Soul X · 09-28-2008 03:49 PM

Wow, I get that too...

And I wouldn't have run if I were you. Fuck the consequences. If that teacher was picking on me, like I said, fuck the consequences, I'd just sit there. The bitch could go ahead and write me up, suspend me. A free day off, I wouldn't have been taking shit from her. My parents would totally be on my side, and the next day, she'd be getting cussed at while I take the satisfaction of payback, just like when my gym teacher called me a loser.

Sweet, sweet revenge.

Fire Elf · 09-28-2008 09:41 PM

I have a very deep hatred of gym class, for the longest time it has been my most hated class of them all.

You must not get me started about gym class, 'else I might never finish.

Darthmat · 09-28-2008 10:15 PM

My gym class is... awesome.

I have it on Wednesdays and Fridays. We get there, change, then come out. We talk amongst ourselves and with the teacher for the next five minutes or so, 'cus she waits for the slow changers.

Then we go outside. We do ten jumping jacks, and then various stretches. Then we jog for a little. Then we practice whatever sport we are about to play, like throwing around a frisbee, or messing up with a volleyball. Razz

Then she divides into even teams and we play the sport. It is a very good mood. We only have one or two obscenely competitive "OMG U MESSED UP IHU" kids, so almost everyone is in a lax mood (oh, it's a co-ed class).

Then we it's over we head back to the locker room, change back, and talk with her/ourselves until the period is over, and we head to lunch (which is our next class).

But if it's raining out, we will stay in the gym and play dodgeball. Biggrin

For the second marking period though, we are doing fitness, and that means we go into the workout room which has free-lifts, treadmills, stair-masters, and a bunch of other shit which I don't know the name of. There we work out on the stuff.

Third marking period we have project adventure. At first it's all stupid and silly games, but then it gets vertical. We have loads of ropes, things to climb on, and harnesses all lover the gym.

Fourth marking period os health, which is were we get our sex-ed (no flower baby! Biggrin

), and nutrition.

Oh yeah, my gym teacher is awesome. She is nice, fun, and isn't afraid to call a kid out when he/she is being a douche. She's also extremely funny. An example, on the first day of gym, she told us 'this class is for my amusement. You guys may have fun, but I have loads more watching you mess up.' Except it was a lot less harsh and funnier then that. Razz

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Hanny · 09-28-2008 10:45 PM

Lol at you fancying your gym teacher...
My gym teacher is old and wrinkly. Fancying him would be a sex offence.
I hate gym. Due to the punchintheface incident I normally dont have anyone to work with - and if I do, we normally end up joining two pairs up into a four and the other pair will hate me. There are six sets for gym, and I am in the second-worst.

random_name · 09-28-2008 10:58 PM

i hate gym, my class is made up of about 20 sporty people who kill you when you drop the ball and 9 girls who never do it because they have a constant period. then there is me.

Milk2Go · 09-29-2008 01:02 AM

Last year I had gym first period. First period is also the time you're forced to stand up and say the pledge.
Nobody said the pledge, and one of the gym teachers went insane and talked about how we're "disrespecting America" and how we're all "taking our freedom for granted".

NiteRaidah · 09-29-2008 01:04 AM

I liked gym. It was an easy class & we did things that I liked. The only downsides were the running, stretching, & general working out we did when we weren't doing other activities, but those were to be expected. 'Sides, they weren't all bad.

random_name · 09-29-2008 01:05 AM

BobManPerson Wrote:Last year I had gym first period. First period is also the time you're forced to stand up and say the pledge.
Nobody said the pledge, and one of the gym teachers went insane and talked about how we're "disrespecting America" and how we're all "taking our freedom for granted".

that is something i dont envy you for. we dont have to sing the national anthem before school, and we dont get told that this is disrespective.

Puchiko · 09-29-2008 01:51 AM

I hate gym. I am as unfit as people get. I have no diagnosed health problem, which doesn't stop me from sucking at any activity we do. I despise the class, I despise being disrespected for not catching a fucking ball. But I guess what I loathe the most is simply the fact that all of the suffering (and now that I'm not upset, I feel it's quite all right, but when I go through a stressful situation, it is true suffering) is for nothing. With many other subjects, I can consider school to be a less efficient method of learning than self-education, but with PE-there's not even the tiny bit of attained knowledge or skill.

I also despise the teacher-she just doesn't get what it's like not to be good at sports, and even more ungraspable to her is that someone doesn't enjoy PE. We hate each other sincerely, it's calmed down a bit since last year though.

John Tuttle · 09-29-2008 02:44 AM

I also hate gym. We don't even get to pick what we want to do. Everyday we either run or play softball.

thewake · 09-29-2008 05:47 AM

Gym is awesome, it's just sad we only have it a few months out of the year.

WE'RE ALL GONNA GET FAT IF YOU DON'T MAKE IT SCHOOLYEAR ROUND YOU FREAKING ACADEMIC NAZIS!!!!!!!
Whoever thought up our gym schedule was an arse.

Fire Elf · 09-29-2008 05:54 AM

dogman32 Wrote:Gym is awesome, it's just sad we only have it a few months out of the year.

WE'RE ALL GONNA GET FAT IF YOU DON'T MAKE IT SCHOOLYEAR ROUND YOU FREAKING ACADEMIC NAZIS!!!!!!!
Whoever thought up our gym schedule was an arse.

Gym class sucks, it's the most obvious class to tell that you're not learning anything. Also, I once collapsed onte the floor because they had me do too much running. I woke up during 5th or 6th period in a daze. The school should have been sued. At least in other classes you can lie down or do something stupid 'till the bell rings.

Last year there was no gym class at all, that was great. Too bad most stuff about the school sucked.

thewake · 09-29-2008 05:59 AM

I love gym. You get ot talk to your friends, get exercise you usually don't have time for, and be a bit competitive(even though I'm not very good at sports and stuff). You shouldn't hate gym just because your school has a crappy program or an ass for a teacher.

arthasmenethil · 09-29-2008 06:18 AM

I hated gym, but I got out of about 25% of it because of a broken wrist.

thewake · 09-29-2008 06:31 AM

Wolfeh Wrote:
dogman32 Wrote:You shouldn't hate gym just because your school has a crappy program or an ass for a teacher.

Why not? Wouldn't having a shitty time in that class make you hate that class?

When I was a kid, some bitch stabbed the fuck outta me with a huge-ass needle. Vaccinations and shit should be welcomed, right? So I shouldn't hate needles just because I had some bad experiences with them, right? Well, I do.

You should hate the freaking idiot nurse that gave you the vaccinations, not the needle that is only a tool.

Fire Elf · 09-29-2008 06:36 AM

christillusion Wrote:I hated gym, but I got out of about 25% of it because of a broken wrist.

Last time I had it, I was able to get out of 100% of it by not bringing gym clothes. Sure, it's gotten me more than a few detentions, but I never show up to those.

Fire Elf · 09-29-2008 06:38 AM

dogman32 Wrote:I love gym. You get ot talk to your friends, get exercise you usually don't have time for, and be a bit competitive(even though I'm not very good at sports and stuff). You shouldn't hate gym just because your school has a crappy program or an ass for a teacher.

Gym class in general is a crappy programme.

thewake · 09-29-2008 06:41 AM

Gym class in general is the best program schools offer.

Fire Elf · 09-29-2008 06:54 AM

dogman32 Wrote:Gym class in general is the best program schools offer.

No it's the worst, it makes you physically tired and is the least useful.

(Although it did get me out of presenting a project I din't finish)

mudkip liek · 09-29-2008 08:22 AM

dogman32 Wrote:WE'RE ALL GONNA GET FAT IF YOU DON'T MAKE IT SCHOOLYEAR ROUND YOU FREAKING ACADEMIC NAZIS!!!!!!!

Some of us have a high metabolism and our parents' genes of being skinny.

dogman32 Wrote:I love gym. You get ot talk to your friends, get exercise you usually don't have time for, and be a bit competitive(even though I'm not very good at sports and stuff). You shouldn't hate gym just because your school has a crappy program or an ass for a teacher.

Oh, so you're telling us to like something we're forced to do even if we don't want to do it?

Yeah, that's SO much fun. C'mon, gimme a break.

thewake · 09-29-2008 10:56 AM

26 Wrote:
dogman32 Wrote:Gym class in general is the best program schools offer.
No it's the worst, it makes you physically tired and is the least useful.

(Although it did get me out of presenting a project I din't finish)

What's wrong with being tired? Exercise is good for you.
In fact it is more useful, I'd rather live a little while longer by exercising than learn something I don't give a crap about.

Chemhater Wrote:Some of us have a high metabolism and our parents' genes of being skinny.

I do too, that doesn't mean you can't be unhealthy. Skinny has never equalled healthy.

Quote:Oh, so you're telling us to like something we're forced to do even if we don't want to do it?

Yeah, that's SO much fun. C'mon, gimme a break.

I never said that. Look at my post. I never said, "Everyone should be forced to take gym.".
I just said that schools should offer gym every day to every student. And that so far in my life I have liked gym(except fourth grade, but that's because we had a mean teacher who made us do dances).

Milk2Go · 09-29-2008 11:09 AM

dogman32 Wrote:WE'RE ALL GONNA GET FAT IF YOU DON'T MAKE IT SCHOOLYEAR ROUND YOU FREAKING ACADEMIC NAZIS!!!!!!!

Words can't describe the severety your retardation.

Fire Elf · 09-29-2008 11:16 AM

BobManPerson Wrote:
dogman32 Wrote:WE'RE ALL GONNA GET FAT IF YOU DON'T MAKE IT SCHOOLYEAR ROUND YOU FREAKING ACADEMIC NAZIS!!!!!!!
Words can't describe the severety your retardation.

I can't believe i'm actually quoting a post from BobMan

mudkip liek · 09-29-2008 12:19 PM

Quote:I do too, that doesn't mean you can't be unhealthy. Skinny has never equalled healthy.

Some of us couldn't care less about being healthy or unhealthy. Like me.

Quote:I just said that schools should offer gym every day to every student.

Right, OFFER. Not REQUIRE.

Quote:And that so far in my life I have liked gym

Congrats. There are millions of others who are suffering. So just because you like it, doesn't mean we're just as lucky.

thewake · 09-29-2008 12:19 PM

I was dramatizing.

The fact is kids these days, including myself, don't exercise enough. I blame school as part of the problem since all you do is sit around, but they could help if they offered year 'round gym courses.

Of course you can't just work out during the school year, you have to do it at home too. But exercise in school helps.

I <3 gym.

mudkip liek · 09-29-2008 12:19 PM

Quote:I blame school as part of the problem since all you do is sit around, but they could help if they offered year 'round gym courses.

Don't blame school for something you should be responsible for.

thewake · 09-29-2008 12:24 PM

Why shouldn't I want a school that offers gym?

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