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Oh good god who wrote this

Gentlemen, behold! A supposed children's book containing Paedophile Uncles, one, and only one black person, angry dads, and more!

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But the picture that will always remain in my mind is this:
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Haha, lol.

Seriously, how can a teenager NOT know what a faggot is? D:
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what am i reading
04-07-2011 01:22 AM
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Lmao I'm saving those fucking pictures(Thanks so much baron) and a black man solved every bodies problems so you know it isn't real.

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What the christ did I just look at
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Heeeeyy...I saw that once at a flea market. I should've bought it, just so I could've burned it afterwards. I saw it again later on a Cracked article me thinks...Twas supposed to appeal to children dealing with sexual abuse, and/or homosexuality. Another messed up book was one called "It Hurts When I Poop", supposedly dealing with potty-training.
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and it felt a little good? Ergh.
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Uncle Peter=AWOL
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Creepy book
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Yeah, I saw this on a Cracked article about books that will traumatize children...

Now that I actually read it, it seems homophobic. The book basically explains that being gay is simply confusion and that all he needed was his father's attention. But I could just be letting my rage at conservatives blind me.
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genuine anarchist Wrote:Yeah, I saw this on a Cracked article about books that will traumatize children...

Now that I actually read it, it seems homophobic. The book basically explains that being gay is simply confusion and that all he needed was his father's attention. But I could just be letting my rage at conservatives blind me.
It doesn't seem to be raging at gays as much as raging at pedophiles who take advantage of kids.

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(11-27-2011 10:52 AM)Efs Wrote:  Our Army is more professional than Amerika. Smile
Except ours isn't allowed to have guns
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Faby Wrote:
krissy Wrote:dessert fox
Mmm, flambéed vulpine.
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Just linked Awol to this. :troll:
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HeartofShadows Wrote:Just linked Awol to this. :troll:
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(11-27-2011 01:00 PM)psychopath Wrote:  
(11-27-2011 10:52 AM)Efs Wrote:  Our Army is more professional than Amerika. Smile
Except ours isn't allowed to have guns
CrayolaColours Wrote:That post owned. TDF wins post of the year.
Faby Wrote:
krissy Wrote:dessert fox
Mmm, flambéed vulpine.
"There is no enemy, there is no victory, only boys who lost their lives in the sand."
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Uncle Peter=AWOL
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dat face
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Yup, the book is called Alfie's Home, if anyone wants to look up more about it.
So, I was learning something, right? Then I went to school.
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