NewScientist has shown evidence that God is a lying prick

[Milk2Go]

Basically, the only reason we think God exists is because we convince ourselves he exists.

[Tasty Waffles]

Thats nothing new to me. I never really believed in god. I always thought the church was a scam.

[annie]

Was an interesting article...

Seen better in NewScientist though...

[Liquid]

*Sarcasm*
It's in a magazine, it must be true!

[Jackass McAwesome]

"We don't need God.

God needs us."

[Steven]

Man = God

[Liquid]

Stephen Wrote:Man = God

/* http://www.opc.org/lc.html */
God = "a Spirit, in and of himself infinite in being, glory, blessedness, and perfection; all-sufficient, eternal, unchangeable, incomprehensible, everywhere present, almighty, knowing all things, most wise, most holy, most just, most merciful and gracious, longsuffering, and abundant in goodness and truth." ;

/* http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/man */
Man = "a bipedal primate mammal of the genusHomo (H. sapiens) that is anatomically related to larger more advanced apes comprising the family Pongidae but is distinguished by greater development of the brain with resulting capacityfor articulate speech and abstract reasoning, by marked erectness of body carriage with corresponding alteration of muscular balance and loss of prehensile powers of the foot, and by shortening of thearm with accompanying increase in thumb size and ability to place the thumb next to each of the fingers, that is usually considered to occur in a variable number of freely interbreeding races, and thatis the sole recent representative of the natural family Hominidae; broadly : any living or extinct member of the family Hominidae" ;

if ( Man == God )
{
Go_Jump_In_A_River () ;
}

[Steven]

Liquid Wrote:

Stephen Wrote:Man = God

/* http://www.opc.org/lc.html */
God = "a Spirit, in and of himself infinite in being, glory, blessedness, and perfection; all-sufficient, eternal, unchangeable, incomprehensible, everywhere present, almighty, knowing all things, most wise, most holy, most just, most merciful and gracious, longsuffering, and abundant in goodness and truth." ;

/* http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/man */
Man = "a bipedal primate mammal of the genusHomo (H. sapiens) that is anatomically related to larger more advanced apes comprising the family Pongidae but is distinguished by greater development of the brain with resulting capacityfor articulate speech and abstract reasoning, by marked erectness of body carriage with corresponding alteration of muscular balance and loss of prehensile powers of the foot, and by shortening of thearm with accompanying increase in thumb size and ability to place the thumb next to each of the fingers, that is usually considered to occur in a variable number of freely interbreeding races, and thatis the sole recent representative of the natural family Hominidae; broadly : any living or extinct member of the family Hominidae" ;

if ( Man == God )
{
Go_Jump_In_A_River () ;
}

i was pointing out that man created God so in a way... man IS God...but thanks for letting us know you're a nerd and u actually bothered to search for and copy-paste that.
i'm sorry but you really pwned me with your C++ skills, i have no reason left to live, i'm gonna go jump in a river kthxbye

- "almighty, knowing all things, most wise, most holy, most just, most merciful and gracious"
how the hell would people know how God is unless man actually created God.
religion is so funny sometimes...

[whistlingwings]

I'm also an atheist, but what you've done here is just posted the front cover of a magazine and therefore is hardly conclusive.

[Liquid]

Stephen Wrote:i was pointing out that man created God so in a way... man IS God...but thanks for letting us know you're a nerd and u actually bothered to search for and copy-paste that.

Your welcome

Stephen Wrote:- "almighty, knowing all things, most wise, most holy, most just, most merciful and gracious"
how the hell would people know how God is unless man actually created God.
religion is so funny sometimes...

We know God because He chose to reveal His existence to man and told people what to write.

[Liquid]

Wolfeh Wrote:I agree with Stephen in that man is God.

I would also like to note I don't believe in the monotheistic Judeo-Christian God. I interpret God in another manner. And as such, I believe that God is man, and man is God. The oneness of everything in existence has been shown to me through a couple personal revelations, and though we are autonomous beings, we are all one and the same.

So you're Pantheist?

[John Tuttle]

Liquid Wrote:if ( Man == God )
{
Go_Jump_In_A_River () ;
}

Java?

[Jackass McAwesome]

Hey, idiots.

Stop ignoring my posts -_-

[Liquid]

john tuttle Wrote:

Liquid Wrote:if ( Man == God )
{
Go_Jump_In_A_River () ;
}

Java?

It's just a small block of code, with nothing actually proving the exact language for sure.

I was actually thinking in PHP when I wrote it, but it could really be almost any language in the C family: C, C++, C--, D, Java, PHP, Javascript, C#, etc.

Oni-Chiisu Wrote:Hey, idiots.

Stop ignoring my posts -_-

You mean this one?? :

Oni-Chiisu Wrote:"We don't need God.

God needs us."

My answer would be that God "upholds" the universe. Like your computer "upholds" little soldiers marching across a map in a RTS game. Without God we would cease to exist, "in Him we live, move, and have our being."

[Milk2Go]

Liquid Wrote:My answer would be that God "upholds" the universe. Like your computer "upholds" little soldiers marching across a map in a RTS game. Without God we would cease to exist, "in Him we live, move, and have our being."

You best be joking, nigger.

[maxh]

Liquid Wrote:I was actually thinking in PHP when I wrote it, but it could really be almost any language in the C family: C, C++, C--, D, Java, PHP, J
Javascript, C#, etc.

There's a few ways to eliminate some of those languages. For example, it's almost certainly not Java (the method would be "goJumpInARiver()"). For the same reason, it probably isn't C++, and is unusual for C. Furthermore, in C, K&R style (which is semi-expected) would have

Code:

if(Man==God){
    goJumpInARiver();
}
so, with the previous note, C can safely be eliminated. Going through this process with other languages might identify which one is being used.

[Fuckthesystem]

BobManPerson Wrote:

Liquid Wrote:My answer would be that God "upholds" the universe. Like your computer "upholds" little soldiers marching across a map in a RTS game. Without God we would cease to exist, "in Him we live, move, and have our being."

You best be joking, nigger.

[Zstriker]

I don't know If I have said it here, but I believe in god... in the sense that I think he is a radioactive alien... But I do have reason. Radiation can cause abnormal aging due to genetic mutation. And the bible makes 'im sound like an alien. Kinda hard to explain when it's not in person, so hard to make hand gestures...

[Steven]

I believe Jesus is a time traveling prankster

[Liquid]

maxh Wrote:

Liquid Wrote:I was actually thinking in PHP when I wrote it, but it could really be almost any language in the C family: C, C++, C--, D, Java, PHP, J
Javascript, C#, etc.

There's a few ways to eliminate some of those languages. For example, it's almost certainly not Java (the method would be "goJumpInARiver()"). For the same reason, it probably isn't C++, and is unusual for C. Furthermore, in C, K&R style (which is semi-expected) would have

Code:

if(Man==God){
    goJumpInARiver();
}
so, with the previous note, C can safely be eliminated. Going through this process with other languages might identify which one is being used.

You are right, that would show what language I'm using via process of elimination, But it would still compile and run right in almost any of those, it would just be bad form.

You must be experienced, calling it "K&R style" means you've been around the block a bit