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ZIM AND SOY!
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ZIM AND SOY!

Dumb Ways 2 Die

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Hidden stuff:
Set fire to your hair.
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear.
Eat medicine, that's out of date,
Use your private parts as piranha bait.

Dumb ways to die!
So many dumb ways to die!
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie!
So many dumb ways to die!

Get your toast out with a fork.
Use your own electrical work.
Teach yourself how to fly.
Eat a 2-week-old, unrefrigerated pie.

Dumb ways to die!
So many dumb ways to die!
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie!
So many dumb ways to die!

Invite a psycho killer inside.
Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride.
Take your helmet off, in outer space.
Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place.

Dumb ways to die!
So many dumb ways to die!
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie!
So many dumb ways to die!

Keep a rattlesnake as a pet.
Sell both your kidneys on the internet.
Eat a tube, of superglue.
"I wonder. What's this red button do?" *BOOM!*

Dumb ways to die!
So many dumb ways to die!
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie!
(Small pause)
So many dumb ways to die!

Dress up like a moose during hunting season,
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason.
Stand on the edge of a train station platform.
Drive around the boom-gates at a level crossing.
Run across the tracks between platforms.

It may not rhyme but it's quite possibly:
The dumbest ways to die!
The dumbest ways to die!
The dumbest ways to die-ie-ie-ie!
(Longer pause)
So many dumb - So many dumb ways to die!

Spoken:
Be safe around trains.
A message from Metro.

google translate-
Hidden stuff:
Hair fire.
Stick to poke the grizzly bear.
Evening about becoming obsolete,
Please use the piranhas private parties.

Stupid way to die!
In many ways, dead foal!
Stupid way to die - IE-IE the browser. !
In many ways, dead foal!

Get the beans with a fork.
Use your own electrical work.
Learn how to fly.
Two weeks of food not frozen pancakes.

Stupid way to die!
In many ways, dead foal!
Stupid way to die - IE-IE the browser. !
In many ways, dead foal!

Welcome to the psycho killer.
Safari is about to scratch the new.
Hat in the air.
A place where you can hide by using a blow dryer.

Stupid way to die!
In many ways, dead foal!
Stupid way to die - IE-IE the browser. !
In many ways, dead foal!

Rattle snake as a pet agreement.
Height of all Internet sales.
The ability of the adhesive tube.
"I do not know what the red button;!" * Boom *

Stupid way to die!
In many ways, dead foal!
Stupid way to die - IE-IE the browser. !

In many ways, dead foal!

Dressing like deer hunting season
Remove the stops are just wasp.
Standing on the edge of the pavement at the station.
Support vehicle in terms of platform.
All tracks between the platforms.

You can see a strong horse:
Stupid way to die!
Stupid way to die!
Stupid way to die - it is you. !

Most foal-foal is full of how to die!


Safety in all parts of the train.
Message of courage.



lol."Please use the piranhas private parties."

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Hidden stuff:
Homework brings the hell of school home.

Gwedin Wrote:  Dat feel when you get home, realise it's Friday, and itch your buttcrack.
(This post was last modified: 07-17-2014 05:29 AM by craxyguy562.)
07-17-2014 05:28 AM
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ZIM AND SOY! - craxyguy562 - 06-24-2014, 05:06 AM
ZIM AND SOY! - KFC Nyan Cat - 06-24-2014, 07:34 AM
ZIM AND SOY! - Dead - 06-24-2014, 08:28 AM
RE: ZIM AND SOY! - no - 06-24-2014, 08:32 AM
ZIM AND SOY! - thewake - 06-24-2014, 08:32 AM
ZIM AND SOY! - craxyguy562 - 06-24-2014, 08:49 AM
ZIM AND SOY! - craxyguy562 - 06-24-2014, 09:32 AM
ZIM AND SOY! - KFC Nyan Cat - 06-24-2014, 11:08 AM
ZIM AND SOY! - LadyKira - 06-24-2014, 12:19 PM
ZIM AND SOY! - xcriteria - 06-24-2014, 02:35 PM
ZIM AND SOY! - xcriteria - 06-24-2014, 02:39 PM
ZIM AND SOY! - xcriteria - 06-24-2014, 03:09 PM
RE: ZIM AND SOY! - no - 06-24-2014, 04:19 PM
ZIM AND SOY! - KFC Nyan Cat - 06-25-2014, 08:45 AM
ZIM AND SOY! - craxyguy562 - 06-25-2014, 09:48 AM
ZIM AND SOY! - Chanku - 06-25-2014, 10:25 AM
RE: ZIM AND SOY! - no - 06-25-2014, 10:56 AM
ZIM AND SOY! - LadyKira - 06-27-2014, 03:06 AM
ZIM AND SOY! - craxyguy562 - 06-27-2014, 07:46 AM
ZIM AND SOY! - craxyguy562 - 07-17-2014 05:28 AM

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