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To everyone who joined these forums at some point, and got discouraged by the negativity and left after a while (or even got literally scared off): I'm sorry.

I wasn't good enough at encouraging people to be kinder, and removing people who refuse to be kind. Encouraging people is hard, and removing people creates conflict, and I hate conflict... so that's why I wasn't better at it.

I was a very, very sensitive teen. The atmosphere of this forum as it is now, if it had existed in 1996, would probably have upset me far more than it would have helped.

I can handle quite a lot of negativity and even abuse now, but that isn't the point. I want to help people. I want to help the people who need it the most, and I want to help people like the 1996 version of me.

I'm still figuring out the best way to do that, but as it is now, these forums are doing more harm than good, and I can't keep running them.

Thank you to the few people who have tried to understand my point of view so far. I really, really appreciate you guys. You are beautiful people.

Everyone else: If after everything I've said so far, you still don't understand my motivations, I think it's unlikely that you will. We're just too different. Maybe someday in the future it might make sense, but until then, there's no point in arguing about it. I don't have the time or the energy for arguing anymore. I will focus my time and energy on people who support me, and those who need help.

-SoulRiser

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  Thread: I fuckin hate detroit!
Post: I fuckin hate detroit!

Try to call foster care and get a foster home. That's all I can suggest.
zagix School Talk 296 64,497 11-17-2012, 12:54 AM
  Thread: ONE
Post: ONE

ONE: The number of penises that I have ONE: The number of noses I have ONE: The number of fingers... oh wait
zagix School Talk 7 2,129 11-15-2012, 08:15 AM
  Thread: I fuckin hate detroit!
Post: I fuckin hate detroit!

Why the fuck not weed is awesome
zagix School Talk 296 64,497 11-15-2012, 08:14 AM
  Thread: I fuckin hate detroit!
Post: I fuckin hate detroit!

Smoke some weed and the weed smell will cover the shit smell. Smoke some nice ass weed baby, weed is nice. Ask some shelter people for some weed.
zagix School Talk 296 64,497 11-15-2012, 07:10 AM
  Thread: Interview a guy from a 3rd world country
Post: Interview a guy from a 3rd world country

Why are you such a faggot? Would you prefer taking the cock up your ass, or taking it in your mouth? If you could choose to swallow semen or lick it with your tongue, which would you do?
zagix Interviews 1 1,124 11-15-2012, 03:15 AM
  Thread: Tell us about yourself
Post: Tell us about yourself

I am an awesome 3/4 god, 1/4 human. I have a nice uncircumcised dick, lean muscles, and am a complete boss. I jerk off to pictures of hot girls, and I love doing drugs but still manage to succeed at...
zagix General Talk 7 1,436 11-15-2012, 03:13 AM
  Thread: I fuckin hate detroit!
Post: I fuckin hate detroit!

(11-14-2012 06:30 AM)SomeRandomHuman Wrote:  ^for some ongodly reason, some people have fetishes for horribly injured. People were flirtin with me today, and it was creepy. Why did you say see s...
zagix School Talk 296 64,497 11-15-2012, 12:21 AM
  Thread: Religion
Post: Religion

TL;DR Fuck God. I want jack off, I want to beat the shit out of people I don't like, and I want to smoke weed, drink hard liquor, and drop acid. No bullshit book is going to stop me from having fun...
zagix Best of School Survival 200 94,765 11-14-2012, 06:23 AM
  Thread: I fuckin hate detroit!
Post: I fuckin hate detroit!

I think that woman was just trying to be nice. Also, don't be creeped out by me. I believe you when you say you're smelly, and I don't have a fetish for the horrendously injured (see sociopath). If...
zagix School Talk 296 64,497 11-14-2012, 06:21 AM
  Thread: This forums has gone to shit.
Post: This forums has gone to shit.

Remember my beautiful poem Soulriser? Surely you couldn't have forgotten Oh soulriser, you 40 year old virgin How my shaft wants to touch your pure, wisened lips Yet with only an innocent, gullible c...
zagix General Talk 71 17,063 11-14-2012, 06:18 AM
  Thread: Flow
Post: Flow

You're an adult. Move to Colorado or Washington (preferably Colorado). It's a nice place to live anyway.
zagix Best of School Survival 33 13,810 11-14-2012, 02:59 AM
  Thread: SIgn this shit you pieces of shit:
Post: SIgn this shit you pieces of shit:

http://wh.gov/9vPJ MOTHERFUCKERS WE NEED THE SHIT TO BE LEGAL!
zagix General Talk 2 808 11-13-2012, 07:18 AM
  Thread: Religion
Post: Religion

Snort a shitload of adderall. Not only will it cure your ADHD, it will make you super euphoric.
zagix Best of School Survival 200 94,765 11-13-2012, 07:10 AM
  Thread: What music producing program do people here use?
Post: What music producing program do people here use?

I use a music producing programing called a clarinet and a guitar.
zagix Music 10 1,920 11-13-2012, 04:41 AM
  Thread: Flow
Post: Flow

24 hours up... don't stay up for 24 hours. It's called self control, don't fucking overdo it. Here's the zagix artificial happiness method: 1) Take adderall while mindlessly wage slaving through the...
zagix Best of School Survival 33 13,810 11-13-2012, 04:36 AM
  Thread: Flow
Post: Flow

Don't stay up for 3 days idiot
zagix Best of School Survival 33 13,810 11-13-2012, 02:55 AM
  Thread: Bye SS
Post: Bye SS

To her credit, they are pretty damn rich and many obsess over school. Though I have a small circle of friends that are smart and don't obsess with school (currently 1 person, actually).
zagix General Talk 28 2,177 11-13-2012, 01:13 AM
  Thread: Flow
Post: Flow

Flow happens when you pop/snort adderall like a crazy maniac. Also when I have the occasional bout of mania.
zagix Best of School Survival 33 13,810 11-13-2012, 01:09 AM
  Thread: Fucking HATE working out
Post: Fucking HATE working out

My best was 7:30, but that was from fourth grade ): I have to try again now.
zagix School Talk 38 26,045 11-13-2012, 01:08 AM
  Thread: Provolone Cheese
Post: Provolone Cheese

That's what I'm wondering. Maybe I can extract a chemical from it and market it as an aphrodisiac (sex enhancer).
zagix Food & Cooking 7 3,879 11-13-2012, 12:59 AM
  Thread: I fuckin hate detroit!
Post: RE: I fuckin hate detroit!

Heroin?
zagix School Talk 296 64,497 11-12-2012, 12:04 PM
  Thread: Please please PLEAAASE sign this whitehouse petition
Post: Please please PLEAAASE sign this whitehouse petiti...

I think that this MUST be signed. It would leave the people in the White House unable to have a good response should it come up. https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petitio...t/25kKrvWW Starting to si...
zagix Philosophy, Politics & History 0 827 11-12-2012, 07:36 AM
  Thread: As I Expected...
Post: As I Expected...

Why? The career would fit her really well, and it's excellent. You get to have sex and MONEY. BOTH!!!! It's awesome; I wish I could do it.
zagix School Talk 22 5,067 11-12-2012, 07:06 AM
  Thread: Bye SS
Post: Bye SS

Specifically in the Acton-Boxborough regional high school in Massachusetts, where I go.
zagix General Talk 28 2,177 11-12-2012, 07:02 AM
  Thread: Bye SS
Post: Bye SS

Once again, not where I live. They don't really brainwash me of much at all. Your school might be different. If you consider learning trigonometric functions and calculus (which I'll use in my future...
zagix General Talk 28 2,177 11-12-2012, 07:01 AM
  Thread: I fuckin hate detroit!
Post: I fuckin hate detroit!

Sounds very much like a crackhead/methhead That also explains why she's so damn agressive to everyone. Weed smokers tend to not be so agressive and just sit around. She probably needs some time in re...
zagix School Talk 296 64,497 11-12-2012, 06:58 AM
  Thread: Bye SS
Post: Bye SS

School is productive in my relatively rich, high performance suburban school.
zagix General Talk 28 2,177 11-12-2012, 06:55 AM
  Thread: As I Expected...
Post: As I Expected...

Tell your dad to help you practice to prepare for your career as a prostitute.
zagix School Talk 22 5,067 11-12-2012, 06:49 AM
  Thread: Bye SS
Post: Bye SS

Because it sucks up time that I could spend learning shit or doing something more productive.
zagix General Talk 28 2,177 11-12-2012, 06:49 AM
  Thread: I fuckin hate detroit!
Post: I fuckin hate detroit!

Is your mom attractive?
zagix School Talk 296 64,497 11-12-2012, 06:47 AM
  Thread: This forums has gone to shit.
Post: This forums has gone to shit.

Can I fuck you through the ass? Even the pussy will do liptomatic. After all, you must prepare for a career in prostitution, and I can give you a free education.
zagix General Talk 71 17,063 11-12-2012, 06:46 AM
  Thread: HAHA! Stupid westerners!
Post: HAHA! Stupid westerners!

For us Westerners, we eat so much food that we're too fat to be able to squat and have to sit. Also, since shitting takes longer, we just play on our i-pods or read newspapers while having an enjoyabl...
zagix General Talk 5 2,493 11-12-2012, 06:44 AM
  Thread: Provolone Cheese
Post: Provolone Cheese

Just got some milk and sharp provolone cheese at the deli. Mmmm, it's really good. And I have no idea why, but I'm getting a boner for no reason after eating sharp provolone cheese. Wonder why. Now I...
zagix Food & Cooking 7 3,879 11-12-2012, 06:42 AM
  Thread: Bye SS
Post: Bye SS

I really can't resist
zagix General Talk 28 2,177 11-12-2012, 06:38 AM
  Thread: Why isn't weed legal?
Post: Why isn't weed legal?

I can get it but I don't want to be arrested or help fund insane moms, cartels, or other bad things. It's an herb of peace, and having it be illegal does just the opposite. I can get all the weed I w...
zagix Philosophy, Politics & History 49 12,056 11-12-2012, 06:38 AM
  Thread: Article on highland park (where somerandomhuman lives)
Post: RE: Article on highland park (where somerandomhuma...

Was your mom a crackhead?
zagix General Talk 6 1,858 11-12-2012, 12:48 AM
  Thread: I fuckin hate detroit!
Post: RE: I fuckin hate detroit!

Holy shit... I have so much shit to be thankful for. We should meet in real life some day (not in a creepy way).
zagix School Talk 296 64,497 11-11-2012, 12:13 PM
  Thread: Article on highland park (where somerandomhuman lives)
Post: Article on highland park (where somerandomhuman li...

Holy shit... http://exiledonline.com/slums-of-detroit...rted-city/
zagix General Talk 6 1,858 11-11-2012, 12:11 PM
  Thread: Appreciation: Somerandomhuman
Post: RE: Appreciation: Somerandomhuman

Was not sarcasm
zagix General Talk 11 2,945 11-11-2012, 11:38 AM
  Thread: Religion
Post: RE: Religion

I don't troll you, oh sexily abused 14 year old of Detroit
zagix Best of School Survival 200 94,765 11-11-2012, 12:33 AM
  Thread: Best, shortest, most paid job after General Studies?
Post: Best, shortest, most paid job after General Studie...

^^ Being a prostitute is easier and has a higher chance of success. Plus, it's really pleasurable.
zagix School Talk 16 6,432 11-10-2012, 10:11 AM
  Thread: I fuckin hate detroit!
Post: I fuckin hate detroit!

I would've loved some morphine... Damn, if I was in your situation, I would've used up her whole stash and smoked weed with her and shit. I'd say: Yo mommy. I love you, let's smoke some bowls
zagix School Talk 296 64,497 11-10-2012, 10:02 AM
  Thread: I fuckin hate detroit!
Post: I fuckin hate detroit!

Morphine???? Where from?
zagix School Talk 296 64,497 11-10-2012, 09:49 AM
  Thread: Religion
Post: Religion

Psychosis and Schizophrenia is insidious and possibly genetically based. I'm not superior in any way; I'm trying to help you be free of delusion.
zagix Best of School Survival 200 94,765 11-10-2012, 09:47 AM
  Thread: An extremely important book recommendation
Post: An extremely important book recommendation

PDF Link is here!
zagix Movies/TV/Videos/Books 2 1,417 11-10-2012, 09:37 AM
  Thread: Moar Ramblings <Ramblings of Red>
Post: Moar Ramblings <Ramblings of Red>

Somerandomhuman didn't get a hug emote...
zagix School Talk 6 2,363 11-10-2012, 09:35 AM
  Thread: Attending School as a Psychic
Post: Attending School as a Psychic

I just suggest you follow my steps outlined in the book recommendation thread I posted. I'll have a PDF on there soon.
zagix School Talk 16 5,032 11-10-2012, 09:33 AM
  Thread: Religion
Post: Religion

If you wish to learn, please stop constructing delusions. Begin by breathing slowly, and focusing on the sensation of breath, and nothing but the breath. Count slowly, and maintain this practice and f...
zagix Best of School Survival 200 94,765 11-10-2012, 09:28 AM
  Thread: Attending School as a Psychic
Post: Attending School as a Psychic

I am not being negative. Your idiocy is delusion, and studying logical science will help stimulate the logical parts of your mind. After that, please free yourself from your psychosis and truly unders...
zagix School Talk 16 5,032 11-10-2012, 09:25 AM
  Thread: An extremely important book recommendation
Post: An extremely important book recommendation

The Book is Genuine Happiness by B. Alan Wallace. It teaches you how to be happy without material or transient things. I'll have the PDF link up in 5 minutes. Unfortunately it's missing page 31. An...
zagix Movies/TV/Videos/Books 2 1,417 11-10-2012, 09:22 AM

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