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Last one to post wins - schoolsux - 08-03-2015 01:39 PM

k... brainy has been exiled


RE: Last one to post wins - brainiac3397 - 08-03-2015 01:44 PM

Drink the koolaid doggoneit


RE: Last one to post wins - Subb - 08-03-2015 02:24 PM

How's it going?


Last one to post wins - Ky - 08-03-2015 02:52 PM

The red pill, now in liquid form for easy anti-conformity.

Side effects may include paranoia, extreme paranoia, justified paranoia, depression, anxiety, edginess, bloating, upset stomach, sock hard abs (which is to say, extremely soft and fluffy ones), life, death, life then death, no life, no life then death, total noob syndrome, no soul (with or without red hair), too much soul (turn that damn music down), Too Much Heaven (goddammit I said turn it down), weight gain, weight loss, weight stuck at exactly the same, intermittent weight gain and loss, weight sine curve, weight tangent curve (it looks stranger than it sounds), height gain, height loss, gigantic dwarfism, dwarven gigantism, arson, murder, jaywalking, murdering fellow jaywalkers with fire, absurd cravings (for bread, eggs, breaded eggs, milk, breaded milk, milky eggs, and/or squick), ridiculously long side effect lists, headaches, abdominal cramps, nominal cramps, phenomenal cramps, cramping a kid's style, misheard rap lyrics, various forms of fetishism, the spontaneous creation of a nine-inch pianist to play that tiny piano you keep in the foyer, incredibly ridiculously long side effect lists, repetition, repetition, repetition, repetitive repetition, redundancy, redundant redundancy, redundant redundancy, repetitive redundant redundancy, repetitive repetition of redundant redundancy, redundant redundancy, repetition, urge to eat the food your food eats (damn vegetarians), celebrating tragedies, effects of the blue pill, effects of neither the red pill nor the blue pill, effects of both the red pill and blue pill at once, effects of neither at once, effects of neither of both at once, effects that can't even be described in words (let alone identified for certain as the result of either pill), repetition, irrational belief in the teachings of Karl Marx (it's called a red pill for a reason), rational belief in the teachings of Karl Marx (it even accomplishes the impossible), questionably rational belief in the teachings of Groucho Marx, dubiously rational belief in the teachings of a guy named Mark, inability to differentiate the aforementioned red pill (now in liquid form!) from Kool-Aid, inability to differentiate Kool-Aid from Powerade, inability to differentiate Powerade from Gatorade, inability to differentiate Gatorade from the Florida Gators, inability to solve differential equations, patriotic fervor, autoerotic asphyxiation, insanely incredibly ridiculously long side effect lists, repetition, speeling eroors, excessive, commas, unprecedented ability to actually beat Chuck Norris at anything, unexpected support from genocidal dictators, unexpected support of genocidal dictators, unexpected serving of gin and cider dick taters, growing suspicion that this might actually be a copypasta, growing suspicion that this might actually become a copypasta, urge to use the copy command on actual pasta, urge to use any computer command on real life objects, urge to use video game cheat codes to help you with life tasks, absolutely ludicrous desire to write for my blog, male-pattern baldness, female-pattern baldness, tree-pattern baldness, rock-pattern baldness, urge to paint "happy" objects, spontaneous creation of a spooky scary skeleton right inside your own body (thus making you half-man, half-skeleton), affinity for skulls, hatred of flowers, extreme hatred of anvils, admit it you're only reading this because you're bored, penchant for writing absurdly long lists, moar spellling erors, swag overload (may or may not result in waking up covered in bitches as a result of your inability to turn it off), only living once, only living twice (may or may not include tuxedo), only living as many times as reincarnation will allow, exceeding the character count for forum posts (formerly classified as xcriteria syndrome), more depression, vomiting, reverse vomiting, vomiting vomit, involuntary regurgitation, voluntary regurgitation, voluntary regurgitation of vomit, fucking bitch ass shit Tourette's Syndrome damn crap, blindness, hearing loss, blindness and hearing loss, voluntary blindness and hearing loss, urge to spam the forums, urge to sell spam on the forums, urge to eat spam while selling spam spamming the forums, involuntary creation of a mental health status log, manual blinking and breathing, combo breaker, surprised realizations that your opponent's power level exceeds 8000 or 9000, contortion of the face as a comical expression of rage, actual smoke coming out of your ears, increased risk of heart attack, increased risk of stroke, increased risk of taking arrows to the knee, autism (actual and/or Internet-defined), taking major offense to minor slights, insomnia, hypersomnia, hyposomnia (it looks stranger than it sounds), repetition, red petition, mondegreen, monday green, back pain, neck pain, chest pain, feels pain, room-temperature intelligence quotient, survival in interesting times, involuntary friendship, heartache, headache, butthurt, chest palpitations, rapid-fire childbirth, inability to chop onions without crying, inability to listen to the music of Elvis Presley without crying, inability to see the color orange without crying, sudden ability to watch The Color Purple without crying, alcohol addiction, virtual alcohol addiction (you can't play an RPG without having your character drink everything he comes across), great balls of fire, ultra balls of fire, master balls of fire, great falls of ire, great walls of China, great walls of text, choking hazard, some assembly required, batteries not included, extremely insanely incredibly ridiculously long lists, perfectionism, flu symptoms, cold symptoms, urge to take flu/cold medicine just for the hell of it, avid enjoyment of Taylor Swift, and thoughts of suicide.

Consult your doctor before taking the red pill. (Or Morpheus.) Results may vary.


Last one to post wins - brainiac3397 - 08-04-2015 10:27 AM

I take overdose. Who even reads directions?


Last one to post wins - Ky - 08-04-2015 11:08 AM

You are likely to be eaten by a grue.


Last one to post wins - brainiac3397 - 08-04-2015 11:58 AM

I eat grues as amuse-bouche.


Last one to post wins - schoolsux - 08-04-2015 12:12 PM

so


Last one to post wins - brainiac3397 - 08-04-2015 12:34 PM

u know amuse-bouche


Last one to post wins - schoolsux - 08-04-2015 12:38 PM

ye ik


Last one to post wins - Ky - 08-04-2015 01:03 PM

Half an internet to the one who reads that entire list of side effects


Last one to post wins - brainiac3397 - 08-05-2015 09:06 AM

All of the internet to the one who doesn't read the list.


Last one to post wins - schoolsux - 08-05-2015 11:53 AM

none*


Last one to post wins - Ky - 08-05-2015 12:25 PM

nun*


Last one to post wins - schoolsux - 08-05-2015 12:29 PM

0%*


Last one to post wins - brainiac3397 - 08-05-2015 12:41 PM

1%


Last one to post wins - Ky - 08-06-2015 12:13 AM

monk*


Last one to post wins - brainiac3397 - 08-06-2015 12:43 AM

asterisk*


Last one to post wins - schoolsux - 08-06-2015 10:32 AM

star*


Last one to post wins - brainiac3397 - 08-06-2015 12:51 PM

[Image: Lucky_Star_Single_Cover.jpg]


RE: Last one to post wins - Ky - 08-06-2015 01:08 PM

#poundsign


Last one to post wins - brainiac3397 - 08-07-2015 08:45 AM

#numbersignhashtag


RE: Last one to post wins - no - 08-07-2015 09:35 AM

#octothorpe


Last one to post wins - brainiac3397 - 08-07-2015 11:34 AM

#*


RE: Last one to post wins - no - 08-07-2015 12:06 PM

rm -rf *


Last one to post wins - brainiac3397 - 08-07-2015 12:39 PM

I just watched real footage of some 70s-80s Pennsylvania governor who blew this brains out on live tv, and they kept rolling so you saw the blood just gushing out from his nose(interesting, I wasn't aware the blood pressure would continue forcing upwards).

Supposedly some folk were...traumatized by it. However, I wonder what folk like me are then. Unperturbed by the act and aftermath(not that I was emotionally cold to it, just wasn't like those folk who scream, cry, vomit, or otherwise undergo some sort of trauma from seeing it). Strong stomach? Desensitized? I wonder...


Last one to post wins - Ky - 08-07-2015 01:33 PM

Freaky.


Last one to post wins - Dead - 08-07-2015 02:07 PM






Last one to post wins - Ky - 08-07-2015 02:35 PM

Very freaky.


Last one to post wins - Dead - 08-07-2015 02:41 PM

Kinda funny that youtube allows that video to be on their site, seeing as how they're usually pretty strict when it comes to shit like that.