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How to write a PENIS paragraph.
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How to write a PENIS paragraph.

This idea came from PEE paragraphs, which are a template used in English exams. I have rewritten these to apply to posting on the internets.

PENIS: Point, Explanation, No bullshit, Image, Sign off.

Point
Make your point and make it clear.

Explanation

Add detail to your point, or justify it with logic or opinion.

No bullshit
This means try not to post shit that's offtopic in this post - make a new topic.

Image

Post an image to go with your post, to back it up or emphasise the point. Keep it non-pagestretching and SFW though; If it doesn't fit this criteria put it in hidden tags.

Sign off
When you have nothing left to say on any topic, submit and stop posting. Nobody likes spam.



Here's an example.
I think the post structure of members on SS is terrible. I mean, look at classclown and 6moredetentions - I can barely read their posts! I rickrolled 6more last night, she came. It really does need to improve, I think.
[Image: 228310272_05b359fa68.jpg?v=0]


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That is all. Remember: When you post, touch upon PENIS and think. Think hard.

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Re: How to write a PENIS paragraph.

Your very own creation =D

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My penis does all my thinking for me.

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My penis is short and to the point.
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MM Wrote:My penis is short and to the point.

You hvae no idea how much i laughed, for some reason.

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"when I was a kid I used to pray for a bicycle. then I realized that god doesn't work that way. so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness."
"I would rather die for something I believe in than live for anything else."
"What is the task of higher education? To make a man into a machine. What are the means employed? He is taught how to suffer being bored." – F W Nietzsche
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Re: How to write a PENIS paragraph.

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Carla Franklin has never denied that on the afternoon of the third of August 2006 she raped and killed sixteen children celebrating their friend's fifth birthday and forced their parents to share a dinner of their remains.


If a teacher you don't know tries to bust you for something, just tell them "Jsem výměnný student, nemluvím anglicky. Tak jdi do prdele ty posranej hajzle, tvoje matka je kurva!", then send me money.
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I'm almost tempted to sticky this...... no pun intended. Giggle

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AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA
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I think ya should. Biggrin

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Re: How to write a PENIS paragraph.

Sticky is deserved/.

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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
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"when I was a kid I used to pray for a bicycle. then I realized that god doesn't work that way. so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness."
"I would rather die for something I believe in than live for anything else."
"What is the task of higher education? To make a man into a machine. What are the means employed? He is taught how to suffer being bored." – F W Nietzsche
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By all means, sticky it
I think thats a good thing to keep in mind when making a post but i don't think its possible to always include an image with every post
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SoulRiser Wrote:I'm almost tempted to sticky this...... no pun intended.

Too bad, your pun was delievered. Giggle

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The image isn't mandatory Smile

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you can write the longest paragraph in the world, but it will never be longer than my penis :O
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This sentance is longer than your penis.

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"The irrationality of a thing is no argument against its existence, rather a condition of it."

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
-Ben Franklin

"when I was a kid I used to pray for a bicycle. then I realized that god doesn't work that way. so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness."
"I would rather die for something I believe in than live for anything else."
"What is the task of higher education? To make a man into a machine. What are the means employed? He is taught how to suffer being bored." – F W Nietzsche
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The next line is longer than his penis:
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Carla Franklin has never denied that on the afternoon of the third of August 2006 she raped and killed sixteen children celebrating their friend's fifth birthday and forced their parents to share a dinner of their remains.


If a teacher you don't know tries to bust you for something, just tell them "Jsem výměnný student, nemluvím anglicky. Tak jdi do prdele ty posranej hajzle, tvoje matka je kurva!", then send me money.
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I
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VAGINA

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<Darthmat> I love the taste of meat in my mouth. Cory, I don't know how you live without it.
<Darthmat> "Forbidden meat tastes sweetest."

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i'll bet you do

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"The irrationality of a thing is no argument against its existence, rather a condition of it."

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
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"when I was a kid I used to pray for a bicycle. then I realized that god doesn't work that way. so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness."
"I would rather die for something I believe in than live for anything else."
"What is the task of higher education? To make a man into a machine. What are the means employed? He is taught how to suffer being bored." – F W Nietzsche
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Hikari Wrote:I
SENSE
VAGINA

Wow.... Sick people in here I tell you..... Sick people
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Xfree86John Wrote:
Hikari Wrote:I
SENSE
VAGINA

Wow.... Sick people in here I tell you..... Sick people

Get used to it Laugh

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Pieman Wrote:
Xfree86John Wrote:
Hikari Wrote:I
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VAGINA

Wow.... Sick people in here I tell you..... Sick people

Get used to it Laugh

Cant make any guarantees but ill try
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hey my posts arent that bad.

life is just blah blah blah. we hope for blah, and sometimes we find it. but mostly its blah. and waiting for blah. and hoping you were right about the blahs you made. and when you think you just got the whole blah damn thing figured out, and your surrounded by the ones you blah. death shows up and blah blah blah.
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maxh Wrote:
null Wrote:you can write the longest paragraph in the world, but it will never be longer than my penis :O
The next line is longer than his penis:
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I lol'd Biggrin

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CrayolaColours Wrote:
Quote:This sentance is longer than your penis.
Epic win.
Stop bumping these topics please. Thanks.

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Theyre quite good topics to bump.

BTW - Charlotte thinks you are a goth.

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"The irrationality of a thing is no argument against its existence, rather a condition of it."

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"I would rather die for something I believe in than live for anything else."
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random_name Wrote:Theyre quite good topics to bump.

BTW - Charlotte thinks you are a goth.
Me? LOL.

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Carla Franklin has never denied that on the afternoon of the third of August 2006 she raped and killed sixteen children celebrating their friend's fifth birthday and forced their parents to share a dinner of their remains.


If a teacher you don't know tries to bust you for something, just tell them "Jsem výměnný student, nemluvím anglicky. Tak jdi do prdele ty posranej hajzle, tvoje matka je kurva!", then send me money.
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Bump.
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Memento Mori Wrote:Bump.

This is a good topic and all..but..honestly.

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Re: How to write a PENIS paragraph.

Heh, PEE is a pretty unfortunate acronym.
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