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Share something funny. Really funny. Something I'll piss my pants over. Biggrin
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Jackass 1 ,2 and 3 Rofl

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The length of your penis.

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Hannah-chan Wrote:The length of your penis.
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Your god.

Let go of all desire for the common good, and the good becomes common as grass.

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Jats.

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.577 T-Rex go BOOM


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I remember every time my mom or somebody I knew asked me stupid questions that they expected me to know the answer too(like questions that required being psychic) I would tell them that "If I could predict the future I would be ripping off rich people for a living and not dealing with bullcrap"

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This yelp review I made for a terrible Chinese restaurant:
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Are you J**** C.? That looks like the way you'd write a review. x3

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Yep. That's me. Yeah, the food was shiet. I wish I still had the photos I took.

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Once upon a time you got banned.

their pee should hv been shot out like a ki blast breaking the rocks

oh and also No one has any rights. We're free, rights create invisible restrictions. But we live in a society where the majority accepts rights to be true.
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No, you got banned.

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(04-16-2017 11:38 AM)Hansgrohe Wrote:  Yep. That's me. Yeah, the food was shiet. I wish I still had the photos I took.

Now I know your name!

J****~

J****

J*********!!!!!!!

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Ok lol

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I shall now only refer to you as J****.
*w*

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Don't dox me.

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Ok, then I shall never mention your name outside this thread.

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Thanks.

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*censored your name in previous posts*

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Again, thanks.

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(04-16-2017 11:39 AM)Hansgrohe Wrote:  No, you got banned.

their pee should hv been shot out like a ki blast breaking the rocks

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BANNED BANNED BANNED.

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(04-17-2017 02:40 AM)Hansgrohe Wrote:  BANNED BANNED BANNED.

No, you got banned.


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(04-16-2017 11:39 AM)The man Wrote:  Once upon a time Marlena403 got banned.

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She has not been banned. Unless she is DOOLICXXXX

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(05-08-2011 07:09 PM)Hannah-chan Wrote:  your mom's penis.

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(04-20-2017 08:29 AM)The man Wrote:  
(05-08-2011 07:09 PM)Hannah-chan Wrote:  your mom's penis.
I normally never literally laugh out loud, but that came out of nowhere.
Rofl

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my mother's my sister

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