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Omegle.com Copypasta
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Omegle.com Copypasta

Abuse it well.

Quote:THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED
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April fools creepypasta.

I AM A THIEF IN THE NIGHT I WILL SAVE AS MANY AS I CAN

I KEEP THEM IN MY BASEMENT

I TELL THEM I AM THEIR MOMMY NOW
04-07-2009 10:24 AM
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Omegle is lulz. I trolled some people thursday on it.

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Quote:You: THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED(x19)
Stranger: ........yeah right.... you're definitely worse than all that china people...

Quote:Stranger: sup
You: THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED

You: SUP APATHY
You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF​FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Stranger: SUP DAWG
Stranger: I HERD U LIKE LONG STORIES
Stranger: SO I PUT A LONG STORY IN UR LONG STRY
Stranger: SO YOU CAN TROLL WHILE U TROLL
You: U HEARD RIGHT
Stranger: YA
Stranger: MY FRIEND IS VERY RELIABLE
You: TROLLING CLUB PENGUIN IS WIN.
You: GOOD
Stranger: HEY
Stranger: GUESS WAT
You: WAT
Stranger: I FOUND MY SEX 2DAY
Stranger: IT WUZ IN MY PANTZ LOL
You: I WANTZ IT
You: NAO
Stranger: DO U NO WHERE UR SEX IZ?
Stranger: OK
Stranger: I HAVE PLAN
Stranger: I PUT MY VAGOGO
You: ?
Stranger: ON MY SCREEN
Stranger: AND U TOUCH UR SCREEN
You: OKAYZ
Stranger: AND IT'LL BE LIKE TOUCHING MY VAGOGO
Stranger: OK
Stranger: R U READY?
You: YES
Stranger: OK
Stranger: UNZIPPING
Stranger: OK
Stranger: DONE
Stranger: NOW
You: =D
Stranger: PULLING DOWN PANTIES
Stranger: OK
Stranger: DONE
You: ?
Stranger: OK PUTTING MY SEX TO SCREEN
Stranger: U CAN TOUCH IT NOW
Stranger: IF YOU WANT
Stranger: OH GOD
Stranger: OH GOD
Stranger: OH GOD
Stranger: THAT FEELS GOOD
Stranger: YES
Stranger: THANK YOU
Stranger: OH GOD
Stranger: OH JESUS
You: WELCOME
Stranger: OH SAINT MARY'
Stranger: OH KRISHNA
Stranger: OH BUDDAH
Stranger: OH SPAGETTI MONSTER
Stranger: THANK YOU
You: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: U R A KIND SIR
Stranger: OR MA'AM
You: YES.
You: SIR PLZ.
Stranger: OH
Stranger: OK

Hidden stuff:
Stranger: OH
Stranger: OK
Stranger: BUT WERE U ONCE A MA'AM?
Stranger: I WAZ ONCE A SIR
Stranger: THATS WHY I LOST MY SEX
Stranger: AFTER THE OPERATION I WUZ LYKE 'WTF WERE IZ MY PEN15 LOLOLOL'
Stranger: DEN I FOUND IT IN MY PANTZ LOLOL
You: AWESOME
Stranger: HAVE U BEEN TO PEN15.COM LOL
Stranger: OR PEN ISLAND . COM
Stranger: IT IS COOL PLACE
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: I AM NOT TRICKING U INTO CLICKING A SHOCK WEBSITE
Stranger: JUST KIDDING
Stranger: I AM
Stranger: HAHAH
Stranger: DID I GET U?

You: YES
Stranger: I BET I DID
Stranger: IM VERY SMART
You: PEN ISLAND
Stranger: I AM IN HIGH SCHOOL
Stranger: HAHAHA
You: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Stranger: YA I NO RITE
You: I'M IN MIDDLE SCHOOL
You: SERIOUSLY.
Stranger: MY FRIEND SENT DAT 2 ME AND I WUZ LIKE 'WTF WAT IZ DAT' DEN I CLICKED IT AND I WAS LIKE LOL WTF PENIS
Stranger: MIDDLE SCOOL IS FOR NOOBS
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: I AM NOT NOB
Stranger: I AM PRO
You: WIN
Stranger: DO U KNOW HOW I KNOW I AM WINNAR?
Stranger: I FOUND MY SEX
You: EXACTLY.
You: FINDING SEX IS PRO.
Stranger: YA
Stranger: CUZ SOMETMIES IM LIKE 'OK SEXY GURL I WANT 2 PUT MY PENIS IN UR VAGOGO'
Stranger: (DIZ WAS B4 I WENT GIRL-LIKE)

Stranger: BUT SOMETIMES I AM LIKE 'WTF WERE IZ MY SEX?'
Stranger: AND SHE'S LIKE 'DUDE U SUCK'
Stranger: AND I'M LIKE
Stranger: 'NO U SUCK LOLL SUCK MY DICK'
Stranger: HAHAHAHA
Stranger: GOOD JOKE?
You: VERY
You: IT'S WIN
Stranger: HAHAHA
Stranger: TYTYTYTY
Stranger: I SHOULD BE COMEDIAN
Stranger: AMIRITE?
You: I'LL GO TROLL 711CHAN WITH IT.
Stranger: LIKE CARLOS MENCIA
You: YESH
Stranger: OR
Stranger: DANE COOK
You: GEORGE CARLIN
Stranger: DEY R FUNNY
Stranger: BUT HE IZ DEAD?
Stranger: UNLESS ZOMBIE COMDIE?
Stranger: WOW DAT IZ PRETTY PRO IF HE IZ ZOMBIE COMEDIAN
You: "SO I WAZ EATING A BRAIN, GOING NOM NOM NOM."
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: U R FUNNAY
Stranger: U SHOULD BE ZOMBIE COMEDIAN
You: I ARE?
You: RLY?
Stranger: YA
Stranger: SRSLY
You: I WILL.
Stranger: Y AM I SO SRS LOL (DAT WUZ JOKER REFERNCE LOL)
Stranger: OK I G2G MY BOYFRIEND WNTS 2 PUT HIS PENIS INTO MY VAGOGO
You: JOKER REFERENCE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
You: MM'KAY
Stranger: I MET HIM ON PEN ISLAND.COM LOL
Stranger: ALRIGHT
Stranger: BB
Stranger: I WILL MEET U LATER COMEDIAN

"I heard a joke once. Man goes to doctor says "I'm terribly depressed". Doctor says "I know just what you should do. Poliacci the clown is in town, go see him, you'll be cheered right up." The man bursts into tears. "But Doctor, I am Poliacci." Funny joke. Roll on snare drum. Everyone laugh."

-Rorschach


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Re: Omegle.com Copypasta

Bump

Code:
Stranger: Hi!
You: Hi
You: I'm a communist.
Stranger: Write something ironic.
Stranger: I'm a CHAUVINIST.
You: I love hate.
Stranger: Predestination and all that.
Stranger: I hate love.
You: WHAT IS LOVE
Stranger: We're very similar, we two.
You: BABY DON'T HURT ME
Stranger: Baby, don't hurt me.
You: DON'T HURT ME
Stranger: No mo.
Stranger: I despise minorities.
Stranger: Why must they smell so?
You: NIGGER HATE I
Stranger: No need to be crude.
Stranger: Your mother gives me handjobs.
You: Your handjobs gives me your mother.
Stranger: And licks her palm clean.
You: And cleans her palm lick.
You: BURN
Stranger: Nice!
Stranger: You are a cut-up!
You: Let's cyber
Stranger: Cool.
Stranger: I'm wearing a latex Nixon mask.
You: I'm wearing a latex suit
Stranger: And my genitals are enormous.
You: My genitals are shiny.
Stranger: But which gender am I?
Stranger: I won't tell! HAHAHAHA
You: D=
Stranger: You'll have to guess. 50-50 chance you'll be QUEEEER.
You: Hum...
Stranger: HAHAHAHA
You: Female? =D
Stranger: You little piss-ant.
Stranger: You shock me about as much as a rubber dog turd.
Stranger: Fine, then.
You: yay
Stranger: Art students are stupid.
Your conversational partner has disconnected
Code:
You:  THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED

Stranger: DAMN SON!
Stranger: You're right!
Stranger: I'm on a fucking boat.

"I heard a joke once. Man goes to doctor says "I'm terribly depressed". Doctor says "I know just what you should do. Poliacci the clown is in town, go see him, you'll be cheered right up." The man bursts into tears. "But Doctor, I am Poliacci." Funny joke. Roll on snare drum. Everyone laugh."

-Rorschach


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Bump

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: can can
You: can you do the can can
You: can you do the can can
You: can you do the can can
You: can you do the can can
You: DO IT FAGGOT

"I heard a joke once. Man goes to doctor says "I'm terribly depressed". Doctor says "I know just what you should do. Poliacci the clown is in town, go see him, you'll be cheered right up." The man bursts into tears. "But Doctor, I am Poliacci." Funny joke. Roll on snare drum. Everyone laugh."

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05-09-2009 05:02 PM
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= [

Stranger: hello anon
You: Wanna cyber fuck?
Stranger: female?
You: Yes, I am. =]
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: im a hetero girl
Stranger: i dont like you
Stranger: Bye

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Re: Omegle.com Copypasta

Aww, I got someone once who just posted

HEY
HOT GIRL?
WANNA FUCK?
MSN : *enter msn*
ONLY BOTHER ME IF YOU'RE SMOKIN HOT

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"The irrationality of a thing is no argument against its existence, rather a condition of it."

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
-Ben Franklin

"when I was a kid I used to pray for a bicycle. then I realized that god doesn't work that way. so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness."
"I would rather die for something I believe in than live for anything else."
"What is the task of higher education? To make a man into a machine. What are the means employed? He is taught how to suffer being bored." – F W Nietzsche
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From now on I will pretend to be TrueAnarchist when
entering Omegle.com.

Hidden stuff:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED
You: DEATH TO ALL JUICE
Stranger: thats lovely
Stranger: well done you
You: YOU SUCK AT LIFE
Stranger: :'(
You: LOL OWNED FAGGOT
Stranger: gtfo newfag
You: UR JUST COLD DIAREAH
You: NO UR NEWFAG
Stranger: no u
You: U LICK UR MOMS PUSSY
Stranger: no u
You: AND STIK UR FINGER UP UR DADS
You: ASS
You: BUGGER
Stranger: true, true
You: I R INTERNET TUFF GUY
You: BITCH
Stranger: Smile
You: ROFL OWNED FAGGOT
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lol

Hidden stuff:
"A 'no' uttered from deepest conviction is better and greater than a 'yes' merely uttered to please, or what is worse, to avoid trouble." - Mahatma Gandhi

"The irrationality of a thing is no argument against its existence, rather a condition of it."

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
-Ben Franklin

"when I was a kid I used to pray for a bicycle. then I realized that god doesn't work that way. so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness."
"I would rather die for something I believe in than live for anything else."
"What is the task of higher education? To make a man into a machine. What are the means employed? He is taught how to suffer being bored." – F W Nietzsche
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Omegle
Talk to strangers!
3384 users online
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hello
You: dirty black cocksucker
Stranger: suck devil cock in hell you faggotdwarf
You: fuck you bitch
You: I'll fucking kill you
Stranger: i'll shit on your children
Stranger: then beat you with their flaming corpse
You: Get the cock out of you mouth mother fucker
You: I'll fucking rap your old lady and stick a god damn white baby up in her nigger pussy and than I'll beat her like a red headed step child and than have her sent off to jail
You: Bitch
Stranger: pfft, Faggotnigger, i'll lynch your entire family and burn their filthy black bodies and hang them from roof tops
You: I'll cut your fucking nuts off and than fry them in a frying pan and than I'll eat them
Stranger: woah
Stranger: you'll eat my buts?
Stranger: not cool, brah
Stranger: nuts*
You: hahaha
You: I'll laugh about it
Stranger: there was a guy who paid someone to chop off their own balls and eat them
Stranger: the guy died half way through
Stranger: blood loss
You: why don't you get in that hyberberic chamber with micheal Jackson and make yourself be a white man like that nigger president we got
Stranger: pffft
Stranger: i'm as white as they come, nigga
Stranger: i'm bosnian
Stranger: do you NKOW how whit we are?
Stranger: we have no Nignogs
Stranger: know* white*
You: shit
You: Your kind are like wannabe niggers
You: strutting around in our country
Stranger: HA
Stranger: funny
You: its sad when your wannabe dog shit
Stranger: pffft
Stranger: buddy, i live in georgeown
Stranger: its the only city in ontario that still has the kkk
Stranger: (h)
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