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Elfy · 04-18-2009 02:42 AM

Bad_Engrish_Whatever Wrote:
random_name Wrote:Just tell them its either in the bathroom, or the corridor. Their choice.

If I do that, I will have the shit beaten out of me.
My head will end up in wessex, my torso in norfolk, and my genitalia stuck up a tree somwhere in rutland.

I once pissed myself in complete public.

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matty555 Wrote:
Bad_Engrish_Whatever Wrote:
random_name Wrote:Just tell them its either in the bathroom, or the corridor. Their choice.

If I do that, I will have the shit beaten out of me.
My head will end up in wessex, my torso in norfolk, and my genitalia stuck up a tree somwhere in rutland.

I once pissed myself in complete public.

And you just had to tell us about that. wow

Sick Silent · 04-18-2009 12:26 PM

My school's bathrooms are decent. Sometimes students miss and... I'll leave it to your imagination. Some which aren't used as much are pretty nice.

monkey · 04-18-2009 01:49 PM

Actually there are these secret bathrooms in my school, Well not really but nobody ever uses them. Unless we happen to be in that gym. And have free time. Which does not happen Alot. I think the janitor has even forgot it existed. And 2/3 of the school doesn't even realize it's there. and out of the remaining 1/3 about 7/8 of that don't bother going in there. And limited opportunity to go in there. Nice little hideaway Imagine the stuff you could do in there, Drug dealing, drug smoking, sex, Who knows.

I can just Imagine Digging a tunnel out of the school and the entrance being the stall in there... Smile

These kind of things spark my imagination.

Elfy · 04-18-2009 09:58 PM

Xfree86John Wrote:And you just had to tell us about that. wow

No shame , human nature to pee.

Fire Elf · 04-18-2009 11:27 PM

--monkey666-- Wrote:I can just Imagine Digging a tunnel out of the school and the entrance being the stall in there... These kind of things spark my imagination.

Unless your school has like a prison-type fence around it or something, I don't see why you would need to.

random_name · 04-19-2009 12:21 AM

matty555 Wrote:
Bad_Engrish_Whatever Wrote:
random_name Wrote:Just tell them its either in the bathroom, or the corridor. Their choice.

If I do that, I will have the shit beaten out of me.
My head will end up in wessex, my torso in norfolk, and my genitalia stuck up a tree somwhere in rutland.

I once pissed myself in complete public.

TMI

aaaaaaasd · 04-19-2009 02:09 AM

You guys failed to get the Blackadder reference.

Thought Criminal · 04-20-2009 07:07 AM

I remember at my old school there were these restrooms in front of the auditorium that NEVER got used. one day I managed to get in there and it was amazing inside.
some of the metal appliances like the soap dispensers and the mirror frames still had that protective plastic/saran wrap stuff on it.

random_name · 04-20-2009 07:10 AM

thought criminal Wrote:I remember at my old school there were these restrooms in front of the auditorium that NEVER got used. one day I managed to get in there and it was amazing inside.
some of the metal appliances like the soap dispensers and the mirror frames still had that protective plastic/saran wrap stuff on it.

OMG

---- · 04-20-2009 11:13 AM

random_name Wrote:
thought criminal Wrote:I remember at my old school there were these restrooms in front of the auditorium that NEVER got used. one day I managed to get in there and it was amazing inside.
some of the metal appliances like the soap dispensers and the mirror frames still had that protective plastic/saran wrap stuff on it.

OMG

I know, right?
I wish my school had bathrooms like that....

Fire Elf · 04-20-2009 11:32 AM

The second floor washroom in my school was recently "redone", it was kind of like that for the first 4 hours.

It quickly reverted to being your typical school washroom though.

NowhereWoman · 04-20-2009 01:35 PM

In jr. high we had that crappy powder soap and no mirrors for the first year. that whole school was sort of dilapidated though, so...
Now, I'm at a new high school, so our bathrooms are ok, but the school is so spread out that nobody can get to their classes AND use the restroom, even with 6 minute passing periods...
And we have this stupid 'no going to the restroom withing the first 10 minutes of class' policy.

Thought Criminal · 04-21-2009 05:39 AM

mangareadr Wrote:And we have this stupid 'no going to the restroom withing the first 10 minutes of class' policy.

we have that too. I really don't understand it. they say that it's so they can look for people who are skipping. this really dosen't make much sense its pretty much saying "you cant skip for 10 minutes but if you manage to avoid us that long we will just give up"

teenagewasteland · 04-21-2009 06:41 AM

mangareadr Wrote:Now, I'm at a new high school, so our bathrooms are ok, but the school is so spread out that nobody can get to their classes AND use the restroom, even with 6 minute passing periods...
And we have this stupid 'no going to the restroom withing the first 10 minutes of class' policy.

In my science class it's the opposite, the teacher Only lets you go to the bathroom the 10 first/last minutes of his period. He always tells us it's "his time now and you had plenty of time to go before class or in lunch". If you had to go bad he'd probably let you, but it's still stupid. I'm always late to his class as it is, there's no time in between periods (5 min).

Murktomp · 04-21-2009 07:21 AM

DISGUSTING:

Hidden stuff:

Fire Elf · 04-21-2009 07:25 AM

LOL, 55555 would be proud.

returnal · 04-21-2009 07:47 AM

teenagewasteland Wrote:In my science class it's the opposite, the teacher Only lets you go to the bathroom the 10 first/last minutes of his period. He always tells us it's "his time now and you had plenty of time to go before class or in lunch". If you had to go bad he'd probably let you, but it's still stupid. I'm always late to his class as it is, there's no time in between periods (5 min).

My passing period was once 5 minutes, then came the day now known in school folklore as "Black Monday". Passing periods were shortened by a minute, the new tardy policy made the school like World War 2 Germany streets (complete with rent-a-Gestapo), and no excuses (I had to get my stuff. Toilet was clogged. etc.) were excepted, no matter what. It's still like that.

And, should I say, it seems like they designed the bathrooms so you would be late, complete with shit and urine everywhere, clogged toilets, clogged urinals, paper towel dispensers without paper towels, and stall doors that wouldn't even close, much less lock. Still is that way, sadly.

Murktomp · 04-21-2009 07:49 AM

Absolute Wrote:
teenagewasteland Wrote:In my science class it's the opposite, the teacher Only lets you go to the bathroom the 10 first/last minutes of his period. He always tells us it's "his time now and you had plenty of time to go before class or in lunch". If you had to go bad he'd probably let you, but it's still stupid. I'm always late to his class as it is, there's no time in between periods (5 min).
My passing period was once 5 minutes, then came to day now known in school folklore as "Black Monday". Passing periods were shortened by a minute, the new tardy policy made the school like World War 2 Germany streets (complete with rent-a-Gestapo), and no excuses (I had to get my stuff. Toilet was clogged. etc.) were excepted, no matter what. It's still like that.

And, should I say, it seems like they designed the bathrooms so you would be late, complete with shit and urine everywhere, clogged toilets, clogged urinals, paper towel dispensers without paper towels, and stall doors that wouldn't even close, much less lock. Still is that way, sadly.

Haha like world war 2. I lol'ed.
But ya, if your late by 1 single minute at my school you get a green slip (really just a piece of paper) but it goes on your permanent record which looks bad for colleges...
And I am getting too much pressure at home. I need to go to a good college.

undergroundrevolutionary · 04-21-2009 10:22 AM

my middle school teachers wouldnt let you go at all so one day me and a friend brought in water balloons, filled them up in the bathroom and made it appear that we peed ourselves after several attempts of going to bathroom. Never had to ask again in that class.

returnal · 04-21-2009 11:25 AM

undergroundrevolutionary Wrote:my middle school teachers wouldnt let you go at all so one day me and a friend brought in water balloons, filled them up in the bathroom and made it appear that we peed ourselves after several attempts of going to bathroom. Never had to ask again in that class.

Stealth · 05-02-2009 09:29 PM

One of our bathrooms has paint on the mirror now for some reason.
Just my 2cents

but I like to skip class in the bathroom since no one checks in there.

ThreeRivers · 05-17-2009 03:29 PM

I hate going to the school bathrooms. I could be the only person in the entire school and, as soon as I sit down, someone would come in. (I don't like going when other people are there. I'm weird, I know but still...)
God forbid I have to go, they're always closing "problem bathrooms", I'll call them, so if you get to the bathroom in time it might just be locked up.

The only nice bathroom I've encountered is in the girl's locker room. (I'm assuming because no one's going to smoke or create other various forms of disgusting havoc in the 5min before and after gym class.)

---- · 05-17-2009 10:59 PM

ThreeRivers Wrote:I hate going to the school bathrooms. I could be the only person in the entire school and, as soon as I sit down, someone would come in. (I don't like going when other people are there. I'm weird, I know but still...)
God forbid I have to go, they're always closing "problem bathrooms", I'll call them, so if you get to the bathroom in time it might just be locked up.

The only nice bathroom I've encountered is in the girl's locker room. (I'm assuming because no one's going to smoke or create other various forms of disgusting havoc in the 5min before and after gym class.)

Thats basically my school right there. And I hate when I have to go to the bathrooms between class and its crowded with people (The bell for class would ring by the time a toilet or stall is free, its awful I tell you). The only nice bathroom and I mean the ONLY one is the bathroom in the senoir hallways and it is by far the cleanest one in my school. The rest are just scumholes that smell like sewers or weed the moment you come in. And when you see the urinals or toilets in these awful bathrooms, in the urinals, you either see gum wrappers with this stuff that almost looks like vomit or tobbacco... Toilets would have shit in them with toilet paper covering them because these immature assholes at my school are too lazy to flush the damn toilets...

Thought Criminal · 05-17-2009 11:59 PM

jesus. my schools bathrooms sound like heaven compared to yours. the only thing you want to do in our bathrooms is avoid the handicapped stall in the back because there is a real wall that separates it from the rest of the room so that's where everyone goes to smoke

The Desert Fox · 05-23-2009 04:58 PM

My school's bathrooms aren't all that bad, but frequently I'll come in and the floor will be covered in water.

Also once I was going to sit down on the seat once but I noticed what I'm pretty sure was semen on the seat. O_O

Freeman · 05-26-2009 11:55 AM

The Avenger Wrote:Also once I was going to sit down on the seat once but I noticed what I'm pretty sure was semen on the seat.

That's nasty, I can't imagine masturbating in a school restroom Yuck

ThreeRivers · 05-26-2009 11:57 AM

Freeman Wrote:
The Avenger Wrote:Also once I was going to sit down on the seat once but I noticed what I'm pretty sure was semen on the seat.

That's nasty, I can't imagine masturbating in a school restroom

If only for the reason of not wanting to be known as the bathroom wacker for the rest of my days.

monkey · 05-27-2009 01:37 PM

CrayolaColours Wrote:The floors of our bathrooms are disgusting, there's this brown liquid sewer water on the floor all the time. It's disgusting, and you can't put your books down, or else it gets all nasty and wet. I swear, it would be a good day if the janitors ever discover the wonders of a mop.

At our school the paper towel dispenser in the official binder holder, And you don't screw with that it's custom to leave the binders alone. And if threes another binder on it already you just put it on top of it.

cp · 05-28-2009 02:41 AM

School bathrooms suck. I hardly ever use them, I pee when I wake up and then when I get home. Never at school.

At my school they are somewhat clean but the toilets dont get scrubbed and are usually filled with wads of toilet paper, turds floating around, and tampons, lots of tampons. People dont know how to flush.
Yuck

The stall doors dont have locks so you have to hold it closed, and they're really tiny. You can see the tops of peoples heads because the stall doors are THAT small.

Other than that the floors are cleanish and the sinks and soap dispensers work.

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