School Bathrooms

[Stealth]

I really hate fucking school bathrooms.
They stink so damn much that my balls will drop off and you never get a moment of peace.
Not only that but there is only 1 seat toilet in each bathroom and people like to piss on it .

[BeyondHaibara1412]

My school bathrooms are nice...

But we're only given 3 minutes to go to and from classes. In that time, we're supposed to go, but it's impossible unless you forego all hygiene.

Then you have to ask if you need to go during class, which is embarrassing.

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The one bathroom near the cafeteria smells like a sewer by the time lunch starts, and i would choke the moment i went in (yeah, its that horrible)... As far as the toilets go, i will never use them, period (except for peeing). The urinals have this weird stuff in them (i can't even begin to describe what is but know it has something to do with the students).

Also the hall monitors for some reason started making everyone sign in to use the bathrooms. It use to be only during class but now, you have to sign in when you want to use the bathroom, even between classes! If you dont't, they turn into nazi's and scream at you.. Yeah, its that bad...

[Milk2Go]

Our school remodeled all of the bathrooms as part of the most recent rennovation. Now everything is sensor-operated, and they look like the kinds of bathrooms you would find in a fancy restaurant.

[Sunbourn]

lulz, I clogged my school's sink and pissed in it once, loling the whole time I was doing it.

[Milk2Go]

Back in middle school, we had these shitty bathrooms that smelled horrible and would constantly have to be closed and maintained. The sinks could be clogged with a sheet of toilet paper. The drain was nothing more than a piece of metal with small holes in it, so one time, my friends and I placed a sheet of paper towel on it, then turned on the sink, and let it run for about an hour. Due to the uneven surface of the bathroom floor, the bathroom flooded (as well as the sink).

Other antics include pissing on the floor, in the sink, on the toilet bowl, on the walls, and occasionally in the urinals; shitting on the floor, the sink, the urinals, and occasionally the toilets, and vandalizing the bathroom with various food items, such as pudding.

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BobManPerson Wrote:Our school remodeled all of the bathrooms as part of the most recent rennovation. Now everything is sensor-operated, and they look like the kinds of bathrooms you would find in a fancy restaurant.

That is really neat... Mind if i transfer to your school? haha

[MM]

I would piss on the floor every time I went in the bathroom. The boy's bathroom at our high school was like something out of a horror movie. I once went in with shit smeared all over the walls, as if someone put their fingers in crap and had a finger painting session on the walls. The smell was nice.

[Gaiyara]

BobManPerson Wrote:Back in middle school, we had these shitty bathrooms that smelled horrible and would constantly have to be closed and maintained. The sinks could be clogged with a sheet of toilet paper. The drain was nothing more than a piece of metal with small holes in it, so one time, my friends and I placed a sheet of paper towel on it, then turned on the sink, and let it run for about an hour. Due to the uneven surface of the bathroom floor, the bathroom flooded (as well as the sink).

Other antics include pissing on the floor, in the sink, on the toilet bowl, on the walls, and occasionally in the urinals; shitting on the floor, the sink, the urinals, and occasionally the toilets, and vandalizing the bathroom with various food items, such as pudding.

This sounds fucking awesome.

[Fire Elf]

The washrooms at my school have not been cleaned in years... many sinks won't turn on, or let out only a tiny stream of water. Many of the cubicles have missing doors, or doors that are difficult to open, I got trapped inside one.

The second floor washroom has all the same problems, even thoug the recently "remodeled" it. All they did was paint over the tiles. Also, the bin in that one is located directly below the bacon dispenser, so in the unlikely event that some-one uses it instead of actually drying their hands, the floor gets covered in paper towels and whatever else was thrown out there.

[JustinIsAlright]

The bathrooms in my school are DOPE.

They have 3 toilets each, and 5 urinals and 7 sinks

If you need a piss or a shit you just go, "Going to the toilet" And you do that shit, for reals LOL!

[assaultmedic]

my school bathroom has a stall containing the "mens club art wall: for expression of finer things" which has a shit load of graffiti that has been erased and ressurected

[True Strasserist]

have you noticed how the stall doors are intentionally narrower than the stall so you can't lock it? it REALLY sucks when you have to shit real bad and you barge right into another students business

[Milk2Go]

The bathroom walls in my school always have the most interesting things to say. In between the bricks, where the mortar dries, people like to write little messages for people to read.

[Fire Elf]

pyromaniac Wrote:have you noticed how the stall doors are intentionally narrower than the stall so you can't lock it? it REALLY sucks when you have to shit real bad and you barge right into another students business

I'm not sure if it's intenional or just bad design. It's orse at my school though. Some of the stalls don't even have doors.

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pyromaniac Wrote:have you noticed how the stall doors are intentionally narrower than the stall so you can't lock it? it REALLY sucks when you have to shit real bad and you barge right into another students business

Happened to me a few times when i had to use one of the stalls between classes and accidently barged into another persons buisness, it was pretty embarrasing

[Thought Criminal]

the bathrooms at my school vary. there are som buldings built in the 60's up to 2000. there may be graffiti and broken shit every where but they always smell good because people smoke pot in them all the time.

[random_name]

We have crappy ones, and then some nice ones. The crappy ones used to be sickly green, but were painted badly in purple so now look worse than before. There is mould. I opened a toilet once to find rubbish up to the 3ft mark, falling all over me. There is stuff down the toilets. Used tampons, turds everything. There is never any soap or toileyt roll. It's a hazard.

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random_name Wrote:We have crappy ones, and then some nice ones. The crappy ones used to be sickly green, but were painted badly in purple so now look worse than before. There is mould. I opened a toilet once to find rubbish up to the 3ft mark, falling all over me. There is stuff down the toilets. Used tampons, turds everything. There is never any soap or toileyt roll. It's a hazard.

Makes me kind of wonder, could you sue the school for that, because that poses a health hazard if they arent providing any kind of sanitary measures whatsoever...

[random_name]

I could only sue if someone got hurt. Oh, i forgot the toilet paper that has been screwed up, wet and throw on the ceiling where it has dried and been left.

[Thought Criminal]

the only time I use the restroom at school is when I have too piss. thank god for urinals

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TC -DONT UNBAN JUSTIN Wrote:the only time I use the restroom at school is when I have too piss. thank god for urinals

Amen to that!

[Fire Elf]

TC -DONT UNBAN JUSTIN Wrote:the only time I use the restroom at school is when I have too piss. thank god for urinals

[monkey]

my bathrooms are ok... don't smell and aren't torn up. But there no fine restaurant bathrooms.
The kids never flush there shit down the toilet and someone has usually ripped out all the paper towels knocked over the garbage bin or clogged the sinks. (or all three) And the floor is wet from kids flooding the sinks and pissing on the floor.

Not as bad as public bathrooms though.

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Not bad you say?? haha, I probably would never go near those kinds of restrooms it's gonna be constantly flooded and the sinks clogged up....

[Fire Elf]

--monkey666-- Wrote:Not as bad as public bathrooms though.

School bathrooms are public bathrooms. And some rather bad ones as well.

[Elfy]

Some kid a year younger than me smashed a sink off the wall then flooded the bathroom. Damn that was epic. I like to graffiti the cubicles

[random_name]

I would if i had a sharpie

[over_9000]

The bathrooms in my school are alright. There are no stalls or urinals, they're just like the ones you have at home. Some of them even have showers and bathtubs.

[Thought Criminal]

over_9000 Wrote:The bathrooms in my school are alright. There are no stalls or urinals, they're just like the ones you have at home. Some of them even have showers and bathtubs.

wut? do you go to a private school, or a boarding school?