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REMEMBER THAT FIRST DETENTION BOLDY YOU EARN
Basically, tell us the story of your first detention.
In Kindy, I burped, so me and my friend got a detention, we nearly forgot about it and turned up halfway through recess  .
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I threw a jellybean in one of those large fans that sit on the ground. It make a really loud rattling noise and flew out. The teacher didn't know who it was, but blamed the closest kid. I couldn't let someone that didn't do it get the blame, so I confessed.
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I didn't have my top button done up on my uniform so I got a detention.
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ive had to many i dont remember
life is just blah blah blah. we hope for blah, and sometimes we find it. but mostly its blah. and waiting for blah. and hoping you were right about the blahs you made. and when you think you just got the whole blah damn thing figured out, and your surrounded by the ones you blah. death shows up and blah blah blah.
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This one guy I knew kept physically tormenting me in 7th grade, so one day, I retaliated. I got a detention for that, while the other guy didn't.
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BobManPerson Wrote:This one guy I knew kept physically tormenting me in 7th grade, so one day, I retaliated. I got a detention for that, while the other guy didn't.
This. This has happened to me far too many times to be worth counting.
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My first detention in middle school was cold-temperature, dark environment with scrict rules involved in order to hurt other people. The first time I been there is that I was aggressively angry hissing due to the coldness.
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I did my math homework while I watched the other kids try to hid their texting, and fail, and get 10 minutes added on to our hour. Funny thing is, I was about the only quiet/non texter in the detention, and the monitor happened to be the guy who would eventually ban me from that lunch area. (See thread)
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I got so many detentions in first grade, my teacher was insane.
I was a frickin first grader and she would yell at me for having a messy desk. Give me detentions for not finishing work...
So yeah, I got detentions almost every friday(you served dtentions on fridays while everyone else had friday fun day) in first grade, then no detentions second grade, probably one or two fourth grade...
I've only ever got detentions for not finishing work or not paying a lunch fine or a library fine(they did away with that sort of shit in 9th grade, tho)
Now its behavior detentions only, but I haven't gotten one all year.
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BobManPerson Wrote:This one guy I knew kept physically tormenting me in 7th grade, so one day, I retaliated. I got a detention for that, while the other guy didn't.
Same here. Except in 6th grade.
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I've avoided detention. Except one that I was illegally forced to attend, but that doesn't count.
Carla Franklin has never denied that on the afternoon of the third of August 2006 she raped and killed sixteen children celebrating their friend's fifth birthday and forced their parents to share a dinner of their remains.
If a teacher you don't know tries to bust you for something, just tell them "Jsem výměnný student, nemluvím anglicky. Tak jdi do prdele ty posranej hajzle, tvoje matka je kurva!", then send me money.
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I hit someone over the head with a shoe. My teacher compared it to shooting someone... I was not a happy bunny.
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Hikari Wrote:I hit someone over the head with a shoe. My teacher compared it to shooting someone... I was not a happy bunny.
Lulz and Failure teacher is ensued.
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I know. He wasn't my favourite person but he's not the worst. He jus overreacted.
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Quote:I've avoided detention. Except one that I was illegally forced to attend, but that doesn't count.
School is illegal. Therefore that detention is a normal thing and you might as well post it.
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A kid threw a pencil at me. I threw it back.
We both got detentions..
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I have never served a detention.
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Fire Elf Wrote:I have never served a detention.
LIES.
I got a detention for forgetting to answer a question on my homework. Detention is for 2 hrs after school.
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TG Link Wrote:Fire Elf Wrote:I have never served a detention.
LIES.
No, it's true.
I have been assigned detentions, but I never bothered to show up to one.
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Fire Elf Wrote:I have been assigned detentions, but I never bothered to show up to one.
You sir, win.
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asked a kid to put my chair up for me at the end of the day. He didnt so i proceeded to punch him in the chest
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Roid rage much?
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undergroundrevolutionary Wrote:asked a kid to put my chair up for me at the end of the day. He didnt so i proceeded to punch him in the chest
You deserved that one.
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most teachers now wont give them to me. mostly cause when i say go ahead do it. it kinda ruins there moral.
life is just blah blah blah. we hope for blah, and sometimes we find it. but mostly its blah. and waiting for blah. and hoping you were right about the blahs you made. and when you think you just got the whole blah damn thing figured out, and your surrounded by the ones you blah. death shows up and blah blah blah.
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I can't remember my first, but the first notable one I got was for accidently forgetting to bring a pencil to class.
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Hikari Wrote:I know. He wasn't my favourite person but he's not the worst. He jus overreacted.
Which teacher?
And mine was this year. No maths homework.
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... WHAT!? Year.. 9? And you haven't had a detention? Wow. I'm stumped.
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random_name Wrote:Hikari Wrote:I know. He wasn't my favourite person but he's not the worst. He jus overreacted.
Which teacher?
And mine was this year. No maths homework.
He was my Year 5 teacher, called Mr. Valentine; he wore Cowelesque trousers. (yes, I made that up. Pic below.)
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Mortalitas Wrote:... WHAT!? Year.. 9? And you haven't had a detention? Wow. I'm stumped.
Yes, im a bit of a goody two shoes really.
Hikari Wrote:random_name Wrote:Hikari Wrote:I know. He wasn't my favourite person but he's not the worst. He jus overreacted.
Which teacher?
And mine was this year. No maths homework.
He was my Year 5 teacher, called Mr. Valentine; he wore Cowelesque trousers. (yes, I made that up. Pic below.)
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undergroundrevolutionary Wrote:asked a kid to put my chair up for me at the end of the day. He didnt so i proceeded to punch him in the chest
You sir got an major issue related to bullying. Get some help.
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