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Top Ramen Recipe
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Top Ramen Recipe

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40 pounds of win
0 pounds of fail
7 teaspoons of epic win
Water
A packet of Top Ramen

Get two cups of water, and pull it into a pan of sorts. Then, take the noodles, and let them boil/cook/whatever for 2 minutes more or less, and then add the 40 pounds of win and 7 teaspoons of epic win, and the package of flavoring that comes with the Ramen.

There ya have it folks!

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Thats not a recipe, I do that all the time with out a recipe. And I'm running out of epic win extract.

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I <3 Ramen noodles. Biggrin Nice recipie.

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Really bad how? I heard it basically lines your stomach so that it doesn't absorb the nutrients properly for a while.

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SoulRiser Wrote:Really bad how? I heard it basically lines your stomach so that it doesn't absorb the nutrients properly for a while.
wut, Are you serious? o_O

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MSG?

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Ok, thank you =]

I've never had ramen noodles (do they make hem in Britain?) But I've had the alternatives. Nothing much to say about them, really. They taste like cardboard.

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Quote:I've never had ramen noodles (do they make hem in Britain?) But I've had the alternatives. Nothing much to say about them, really. They taste like cardboard.
They call them "2 minute noodles" there (and here too).

Does the noodle cake itself contain any MSG? 'Cause I usually add other stuff to it anyways, and could totally do without the flavour packet. I normally add it with the water, so most of it gets thrown out anyways. Garlic & egg & sauces > flavour packet.

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The flavor packet is where most if not all of the MSG is. On the packege itself it recommends putting other things in like green onions, carrots, cellery and chilies (hot peppers). In my experiance I use mabey hald the packet then draw out the flavors with a dash of salt, celery seed and tabaso sauce.

Ironicly enough for how bad it is for you the chineese put extra MSG into thier foods. You can literally go to the store and buy MSG.

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OMFG MSG ADN ASPARATAME R BAD BCUZ ONE GUY OUT OF 99 D00DZ LIK GOT A HEDACHE AFTR EATIN IT LOL

Seriously, shut the fuck up and let me eat what I want! My mom won't let me have fucking GUM just because it has aspartame! THE FACT THAT IT CAUSES CANCER IS A MYTH YOU FUCKING BITCH! I'm not insulting you guys, though, I'm just saying that it's overrated from what I see of it.
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Trar Wrote:OMFG MSG ADN ASPARATAME R BAD BCUZ ONE GUY OUT OF 99 D00DZ LIK GOT A HEDACHE AFTR EATIN IT LOL

Seriously, shut the fuck up and let me eat what I want! My mom won't let me have fucking GUM just because it has aspartame! THE FACT THAT IT CAUSES CANCER IS A MYTH YOU FUCKING BITCH! I'm not insulting you guys, though, I'm just saying that it's overrated from what I see of it.
No, it conclusivly causes cancer. But only if heated, such as in baking. Gum is fin though.

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My thread got moved out of Food and Cooking?

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alot of times I just eat raw noodles in a bowl without flavoring... lol Im safe.

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Swift Wrote:My thread got moved out of Food and Cooking?

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I thought this was in food and cooking. I can move it back if you wish.

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Now that it actually became about real food again, I moved it back Razz

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I'm not a fan of soup, much less ramen. Stuff tastes like meh.

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Ramen is bad, well at least it's not when you make it right way! And my right way, i'm NOT talking about the little maruchan packet thingy. I'm talking about when you make the noodles and everything, which is pure epic win!!!!!!!! Believe i've done it, better than when i tried with chow mein noodles (don't ask).

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