Student pwned by teacher

[Milk2Go]

In my CAD class, there's this really annoying kid. It's the most perverted, fucked-up guy I know. Even more perverted and fucked-up than I am. Of the many things that he's done, here are some that top the list:
- Engaging in a discussion of sex moves with two seniors that sit by him. He talked about sex moves I've never even heard of - one being the "icy dragon", where you "jizz into a cup and a girl takes a shit and you mix the shit and the jizz and drink it".
- Purposely farting very loudly while making sex noises.
- Telling random people to "stop touching [his] penis".
He's not retarded, he just has the mentality of a 6-year-old /b/tard.

Anyways, today, he announced, "my butthole exploded in a fountain of poop". After tolerating that guy's immaturity since the beginning of the year, he threatened to send him to the dean. He replied by apologizing, and the teacher replied to that with, "no, I'm sorry. I'm sorry you're in my class. I'm sorry you haven't matured at all since September. I'm sorry I have to put up with your behavior every day, and I'm sorry that you're probably in my advanced class next year."

tl;dr people: basically, my teacher said what everyone was thinking.

[Swift]

pics or it didn't happen.

[AWOL]

TITS OR GTFO

[SoulRiser]

lulz

Kill it with fire poop.

[MM]

Video of an icy dragon in action or GTFO

[Aviator]

Teachers arn't all evil all the time.

I really hate kids like that. Honestly, nobody wants to hear that stuff. It's not even funny, no matter what context you put it in. And really, it's even hard to believe that people actually do that. You'd get really, really, ill if you attempted to perform this "Icy Dragon", so logic beats it out that way.

But anyway, on an everyday basis, that stuff transcends the line between annoying and suicidal. It's ashame nobody's fist was introduced to his face this year. Anyhow, the teacher really hit the nail on the head, I think. Did the student like the teacher at all, or were they enemies? The teachers comments would sting more if the kid actually admired the teacher, and it would be all the sweeter.

The only other thing which could have really made that situation all the cooler would be the entire class erupting into applause at the teachers comments. But what did the kid do afterward? Did he shut up? Or better, cry?

Though, there's another aspect to this which makes it less cool. The teacher held on until now to say it. Seriously, he should have said it a few months into the year, and then taken drastic action by writing the kid up every time he became disgustingly obnoxious. Sometimes, the best thing to do is to just kick an annoying ass in the butt. It's the only way to get them to change.

[classclown]

i know a kid like that. he's pretty populer at my school in a way. but anyways i think its funny the teacher snaped on him. but for all we know he does this to get teachers mad.

[Linkin Park]

Lawlz. The douchenozzle deserved it. But, here is another reason why school is a pain in the ass.

[random_name]

Wow - he is more perverted than you.

Seriously though, nobody wants to listen to that in school every day. It sounds likle one of our sex ed lessons.