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The Spell Above All Others

Trust me, this spell is much better than any mentioned before on this forum - it will bring happiness, love, success, and that's to name just a few. The instructions are rather simple and the process does not take long. Before you know it, you will have everything you ever wished for, love, happiness, marriage, jobs, anything.

1. Find a chair.
2. Find a nice, thick, long rope.
3. Find a high frame - and make it sturdy.

-Knot the one end of the rope into a sturdy noose.
-Tie the other end to the frame.
-Stand on the chair.
-Insert head in the noose.
-Pull the knot as close as you can to the back of your neck.
-Kick chair underneath.

As you will feel all sorts of emotions run through you, chant the following:

"Oh, by the name of the god and the goddess, I call to me, through this heavenly incantation, all the forces that bind the universe to do my every whim, now and hereafter."

Enjoy! Report back your results Smile
Let go of all desire for the common good, and the good becomes common as grass.

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Good fortune follows upon disaster;
Disaster lurks within good fortune;
Who can say how things will end?
Perhaps there is no end.
06-07-2009 03:39 AM
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Re: The Spell Above All Others

It didn't even work, my fan just swung me around and around till I flew out of the noose and broke my wrist Mad
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06-07-2009 05:09 AM
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