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ur mom jokez

q whats big and plump
a ur mom

q who gets shagaed 21479125715328 times a day
a ur mom

cmon ppl we ned 2 do moore

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q who is a dumb fucking idiot who should kill itself in a fire

a gangstarebel

How's that one for you?

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yo mama so fat she fat

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yo mama so fat she died

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Your mother is remarkably obese.

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:waah: YOU HURT MY FEELINGS! :waah:
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Dear gangstarebel,

"Your mum" jokes are not funny in the slightest.

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XplodingNoggin Wrote:Dear gangstarebel,

"Your mum" jokes are not funny in the slightest.

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XplodingNoggin Wrote:Dear gangstarebel,

"Your mum" jokes are not funny in the slightest.

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Your mom's so stupid she's gangstarebel.
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Rebel Wrote:yo mama so fat he died

Fixed in gangstarebel's case.

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q: wut iz so fat it maeks fat albert jeslus
a: ur mom

q: who suks my cok evreynite
a: ur mom

q: wut lacks a brane
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your moms so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie

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fghrtyui Wrote:Your mom's so stupid she's gangstarebel.

Oh lulz.

Anything that ever happened or will... one condition, it has to be amazing.

I gave her wings but she don't wanna fly no more.

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academic prisoner Wrote:your moms so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie
Did I catch a Meet the Spartans reference?

yo mamma so dumb, she stupid.

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I like how he has 67 (counted) posts and he'z legendary.

Anything that ever happened or will... one condition, it has to be amazing.

I gave her wings but she don't wanna fly no more.

I'm sittin' on the dock of the bay
Watching the tide roll away
Ooo, I'm just sittin' on the dock of the bay
Wastin' time
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Was he just trolling or was he an actual faggot?
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Linki Wrote:Was he just trolling or was he an actual faggot?

5% trollin', 95% he was actually a retarded asshole.

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gangstarebel Wrote:cmon ppl we ned 2 do moore
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Loxor Wrote:
fghrtyui Wrote:Your mom's so stupid she's gangstarebel.

Oh lulz.
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Yo Mum so fat, when she wears yellow, people shout taxi.

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gangstarebel is ur mom

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CrayolaColours Wrote:yo mamma so dumb, she stupid.

Crayola...I am disappoint.

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Got a bunch of em'.

1. Yo mama's so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.

2. Yo mama's so stupid, she called you a son of a bitch.

3. Yo mama's so stupid, she got stabbed in a shootout.

4. Yo mama's so stupid, she fell UP the stairs.

5. Yo mama's so tall, she did a backflip and kicked Jesus in the mouth.

6. Yo mama's so stupid, when she saw some Right Guard, she said "But where's Left Guard?".

7. Yo mama's so ugly she gave Freddy Krueger nightmares.

8. Yo mama's so damn ugly and filthy, that when she goes to take a bath, the water moves out of the way.

9. Yo mama's so fat, when she got on an airplane it started to sing "I'm goin' down".

10. Yo mama's so poor, I kicked a can across the street and she came to me and said "What the fuck are you doing with my house?"

11. Yo mama's house is so small, I put the key in the door to unlock it and broke the back window.

12. Yo mama's so short, she could commit suicide by jumping off the curb.

13. Yo mama's so nasty, she made an onion cry.

14. Yo mama's just like a toilet: White, wet, and full of shit.

15. Yo mama's just like a fancy restaraunt: She only takes deliveries from the rear.

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Dark Soul X Wrote:Got a bunch of em'.

1. Yo mama's so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.

2. Yo mama's so stupid, she called you a son of a bitch.

3. Yo mama's so stupid, she got stabbed in a shootout.

4. Yo mama's so stupid, she fell UP the stairs.

5. Yo mama's so tall, she did a backflip and kicked Jesus in the mouth.

6. Yo mama's so stupid, when she saw some Right Guard, she said "But where's Left Guard?".

7. Yo mama's so ugly she gave Freddy Krueger nightmares.

8. Yo mama's so damn ugly and filthy, that when she goes to take a bath, the water moves out of the way.

9. Yo mama's so fat, when she got on an airplane it started to sing "I'm goin' down".

10. Yo mama's so poor, I kicked a can across the street and she came to me and said "What the fuck are you doing with my house?"

11. Yo mama's house is so small, I put the key in the door to unlock it and broke the back window.

12. Yo mama's so short, she could commit suicide by jumping off the curb.

13. Yo mama's so nasty, she made an onion cry.

14. Yo mama's just like a toilet: White, wet, and full of shit.

15. Yo mama's just like a fancy restaraunt: She only takes deliveries from the rear.


Rofl

Anything that ever happened or will... one condition, it has to be amazing.

I gave her wings but she don't wanna fly no more.

I'm sittin' on the dock of the bay
Watching the tide roll away
Ooo, I'm just sittin' on the dock of the bay
Wastin' time
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