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An Epic Story of Terror: The Wrath of Candlejack
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I think your missing a few sentences thar
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I actually laughed to this.

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FREAKAZOID REFERENCE! Bigeek


Oh my god I LOVE that show. Biggrin

'Don't say Candlejack!!!!'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmIaL2BK1Zk

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Carla Franklin may be a whore. She may be a wonderful, kind, moral woman. Seeing as I don't know her personally, I cannot know for sure. However, I find her actions (suing Google, requesting the personal info of her critics, getting angry over random internet idiocy that she should ignore and be bigger than, trying to get this site in trouble because of a few users' commentary on the situation, etc.) pretty ridiculous and unwarranted. If she didn't want people to to be talking about/judging her, well 1. that's impossible, she's a human, and 2. she shouldn't have been a model or agreed to be on film. AND 3. she DEFINITELY shouldn't have sued Google and made all this fuss over a few random idiots whom she probably won't ever know expressing their opinion. Mmkay? MMKAY.
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candlejack? so how do get back if u've been kidnapped? is he like a pussy serial killer who dosent 'actually' kill/hurt peeps? cant u just kick him in the balls to get free? (yes, full sentences, i know, i'm immune. don't believe me? fuck off)

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Osip Mandelstam Wrote:"I divide all of world literature into authorized and unauthorized works. The former are all trash; the latter--stolen air. I want to spit in the face of every writer who first obtains permission and then writes." The Fourth Prose, 1930.
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Who / what is candlejack?

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random_name Wrote:Who / what is candlejack?

Candlejack.
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SFW?

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I'm going to need mo

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CrayolaColours Wrote:
Mono Wrote:
random_name Wrote:Who / what is candlejack?

Candlejack.
If the link is going to give me nightmares for a week, say something Uhoh

no it's fine

An it Harm None, Do What Ye Will
An it Harm, Do Only What Ye Must


Lighten up! This life was made for experimenting, making mistakes, falling on our faces, and standing up to do it all over again.
Live for Learning.


Carla Franklin may be a whore. She may be a wonderful, kind, moral woman. Seeing as I don't know her personally, I cannot know for sure. However, I find her actions (suing Google, requesting the personal info of her critics, getting angry over random internet idiocy that she should ignore and be bigger than, trying to get this site in trouble because of a few users' commentary on the situation, etc.) pretty ridiculous and unwarranted. If she didn't want people to to be talking about/judging her, well 1. that's impossible, she's a human, and 2. she shouldn't have been a model or agreed to be on film. AND 3. she DEFINITELY shouldn't have sued Google and made all this fuss over a few random idiots whom she probably won't ever know expressing their opinion. Mmkay? MMKAY.
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I remember that. After I saw that, I never said Candlejack again. I'm really pr

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Wait, but shouldn't it be okay to type Candlejack, since you're not sayi-

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An it Harm, Do Only What Ye Must


Lighten up! This life was made for experimenting, making mistakes, falling on our faces, and standing up to do it all over again.
Live for Learning.


Carla Franklin may be a whore. She may be a wonderful, kind, moral woman. Seeing as I don't know her personally, I cannot know for sure. However, I find her actions (suing Google, requesting the personal info of her critics, getting angry over random internet idiocy that she should ignore and be bigger than, trying to get this site in trouble because of a few users' commentary on the situation, etc.) pretty ridiculous and unwarranted. If she didn't want people to to be talking about/judging her, well 1. that's impossible, she's a human, and 2. she shouldn't have been a model or agreed to be on film. AND 3. she DEFINITELY shouldn't have sued Google and made all this fuss over a few random idiots whom she probably won't ever know expressing their opinion. Mmkay? MMKAY.
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I don't even like this stupid Candlejack thing, mainly becau
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This meme is getting so fucking old and st

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thought criminal Wrote:I think your missing a few senten

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CrayolaColours Wrote:But... he didn't even say Candlejack. Or am I mi

Yeah, I thought that 'Candlejack' needed to be written, or el
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What the fuck is Candlejack anywa
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CrayolaColours Wrote:I was watching Freakazoid clips on youtube, because I only vaguely remembered it. I found out that it's still funny. To this day. I never understood the "That's uranus!" joke until now. So I pretty much died.

What you really want to look out for is niggerjack, he- WHERE THE HELL'S MY CAR?

Someone else made that up, but it's fucking win.
is there a Chinkjack, too?

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Dear Tumblrites: Despite your wrongly self-diagnosed PTSD, no line of scientific evidence suggests people can be triggered over the internet. Triggering works through the senses (i.e. smell, taste, touch, vision, hearing.) but it goes through real time; if you're not experiencing it in real life as it's ACTUALLY HAPPENING in your ACTUAL life, you CANNOT be triggered. The only exception to this is if you have a seizure, but then again, that's triggered by epilepsy (i.e. rapidly-changing flashing lights) NOT PTSD. Remembering a bad incident is NOT the same thing as having a flashback. When you remember, you think; when you flashback, you feel.

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Max Stirnir Wrote:"In the time of spirits thoughts grew till they overtopped my head, whose offspring they yet were; they hovered about me and convulsed me like fever-phantasies -- an awful power. The thoughts had become corporeal on their own account, were ghosts, e. g. God, Emperor, Pope, Fatherland, etc. If I destroy their corporeity, then I take them back into mine, and say: "I alone am corporeal." And now I take the world as what it is to me, as mine, as my property; I refer all to myself." The Ego and Its Own, pg. 15
Charles Manson Wrote:“Look down at me and you see a fool;
look up at me and you see a god;
look straight at me and you see yourself”
HeartofShadows Wrote:"Life is nothing more than a druggie trying to get their quick fix of happiness while dealing with the harsh withdrawal of reality"
Osip Mandelstam Wrote:"I divide all of world literature into authorized and unauthorized works. The former are all trash; the latter--stolen air. I want to spit in the face of every writer who first obtains permission and then writes." The Fourth Prose, 1930.
Lukas Foss Wrote:That is why the analogy of stealing does not work. With a thief, we want to know how much money he stole, and from whom. With the artist it is not how much he took and from whom, but what he did with it.
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TA doing it wrong again. Whenever you mention Candlejack you mu
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whats candlejack anywa

this forum cant tale a joke
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See even the_troll can do candlejack ri
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CrayolaColours Wrote:But... he didn't even say Candlejack. Or am I mi


If I said Candlejack, I would of really been ki
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Guys, what is this candlejack thing? i dont get it, is it some inside joke or sumthing?
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Thorax Wrote:Guys, what is this candlejack thing? i dont get it, is it some inside joke or sumthing?

All hail Zorak.

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Thorax Wrote:Guys, what is this candlejack thing? i dont get it, is it some inside joke or sumthing?

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where did this candlejack thing come from anywa

this forum cant tale a joke
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Thorax Wrote:Guys, what is this candlejack thing? i dont get it, is it some inside joke or sumthing?

SUP TRUEANARCHIST
whatever, xplodingnigger. ta told us all about you, and we dont care about wat you say, so go die.
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Candlejack is go
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Stop confusing me

ALL HAIL THOR THE THUNDER GOD LOL
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