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My job is so fucking unbelievable
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My job is so fucking unbelievable

I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is p. hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big ass dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.

Anyway, I drive these fucking idiots around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.
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Scooby Doo.
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Oni-Chiisu Wrote:Scooby Doo.

The original idea for it

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Wow. That was actually pretty good.
08-25-2009 01:00 PM
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Not a bad summary. You should send this in to the company for the lulz.
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Hey, Shaggy is fucking epic, don't knock Shaggy.

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i laughed so hard at this.

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lol scobby doo

this forum cant tale a joke
08-25-2009 07:46 PM
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Copypasta from 4chan.

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<Darthmat> "Forbidden meat tastes sweetest."

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Conclusion: Still a penis.
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Quote:lol scobby doo

lol hilarious mispelling.
08-26-2009 01:20 AM
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dude wats ur problm?

this forum cant tale a joke
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[Image: erwin-rommel.jpg]

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Coma Girl Wrote:i laughed so hard at this.

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john tuttle Wrote:[Image: erwin-rommel.jpg]

ZOMG HITLER!!!

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Hanny Wrote:Copypasta from 4chan.

The truth has been spoken.
08-27-2009 07:33 AM
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I copy pasta-ed this on every forum I know.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmXMA34CeoQ
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Oh lulz.

Problem, officer?
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Nice!

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Lool

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CrayolaColours Wrote:
The Desert Fox Wrote:
CrayolaColours Wrote:Bumpity bump bump, bumpity bump bump, look at Frosty go.
OMG STAHP BUMPIN SHEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
It was a request from Moriko.
And I must thank you for it~

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CrayolaColours Wrote:
The Desert Fox Wrote:
CrayolaColours Wrote:Bumpity bump bump, bumpity bump bump, look at Frosty go.
OMG STAHP BUMPIN SHEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
It was a request from Moriko.
'Twas sarcasm.

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(11-27-2011 10:52 AM)Efs Wrote:  Our Army is more professional than Amerika. Smile
Except ours isn't allowed to have guns
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krissy Wrote:dessert fox
Mmm, flambéed vulpine.
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This is genius.

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AWOL Wrote:This is genius.
It's pretty good.

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(11-27-2011 10:52 AM)Efs Wrote:  Our Army is more professional than Amerika. Smile
Except ours isn't allowed to have guns
CrayolaColours Wrote:That post owned. TDF wins post of the year.
Faby Wrote:
krissy Wrote:dessert fox
Mmm, flambéed vulpine.
"There is no enemy, there is no victory, only boys who lost their lives in the sand."
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at least its not as bad as my childhood.

My mom practically kicked my ass out of the house before I even hit 13, and I never even met my dad. My only friend till I was 10 was the fucking prick next door who was always beating the shit out of me and telling me I wasn’t worth shit. Its not even like I had a choice, the town fucking had something like 9 people living in it, I shit you not. My entire adolescence was just moving around from place trying to get along with people who didn’t even want me.

You think that’s the worst? My only friend was an Asian guy in his thirties or something, who only kept me around because he thought I could help him get laid. The only perk was that I also got to hang around with this cute ginger chick, she was flat as a pancake sure, but damn she was a total nymph. She must have been a sadist or something cause she always took pleasure in hitting me and telling me how she loved to get wet.

But dear god the bane of my existence was this adult couple that I could NOT seem to avoid. You know these types of couples that are absolutely sickening, like they wear matching outfits and finish each other’s sentences? Yeah they were fucking creepers, and they had a cat, which was at least twice as annoying as they were, I swear this thing would never shut the fuck up.

Like I said I ended up moving from town to town getting into fights with other kids my age, even adults from time to time.

The only thing that kept me going was my dream to become a pokemon master.

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That still doesn't beat my story.

You see, this is a story all about how my life got flipped - turned upside - *is shot*

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